The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Page #4

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.

Will you stop playing that tiny piano?

You're gonna get us caught.

Sorry.

Now just reach over and grab it.

Halt! Who goes there?

- Stop! Pull it over his head!

- Oh.

Stop, stop, stop!

Let me get up there.

Help me.

What?

No!

Plankton, help!

I'll rock him,

you tell him a bedtime story.

Once upon a time

there was a big fat pink idiot

who went to sleep. The end!

Nice try, but it's

gonna take more than that to...

I told you, I don't have the formula,

you monsters!

Hey, baby, how are you?

Plankton!

My hero!

You must need something,

otherwise you wouldn't

have come back.

Plankton has a plan

to save Bikini Bottom.

It doesn't matter, Plankton.

Krabs knows all your plans.

He's been through my hard drive

looking for the secret formula.

Eh, I never had it.

But we're going to get it.

We're gonna go back in time to steal

the formula before it disappeared.

Time travel!

Where are you gonna find

a computer that can do that?

Wait a minute!

I've never carried a head before.

You'll get used to it.

It's still warm.

So you won't talk, huh?

Let some air out of him.

Is this where

we're gonna build our time machine?

Sure.

It's got everything we need.

A photo booth.

A cuckoo clock.

Some day-old chips.

Now all we have to do is build it.

- Oh, no, you don't!

- Hey, my pitch pipe!

Uh, I need it. For the time machine.

Oh. Okay.

Installed!

Mmm.

I did it!

No, we did it!

Wait. We did do it.

As a tee-am.

- A team.

- Whatever.

Working together in harmony

Side by side, we can reach our dreams

'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team

Okay, now for the brains!

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

It's gonna take all my processors

and energy to power this time machine.

So if you have anything

you wanna tell me,

you better tell me now.

Well, Karen...

I know I've taken you for granted

all these years, and...

...I, I just wanted to say,

I'm glad you're on my tee-am.

Oh, Sheldon, that's the sweetest thing

you've ever...

Plankton, are you crying?

No, no, no!

It's just one of the hazards

of having a giant eyeball.

There's always stuff getting in there.

Anyway, where were we?

Say "cheese."

Cheese!

According to

my calculations,

The Krusty Krab

should be right here!

What's that over there?

SpongeBob?

Patrick?

Is it really you?

Yes, Patrick, it's...

Finally!

The Great Krabby

Patty Famine is over!

Great Krabby Patty Famine?

Oh, what year is this?

It's Thursday.

According to

my calculations,

we've only gone

four days into the future.

Where is everybody?

They all gave up on you.

But not me!

Cause I'm not very smart.

Where is The Krusty Krab?

Right where

it's always been!

I think we may be

lost in time, Plankton.

Maybe we should ask

this guy for directions.

Excuse me, sir?

Can you tell us when we are?

Who dares disturb

The One Who Watches?

The One Who Watches?

Your name is

The One Who Watches?

No, my true name is

Bubbles.

Bubbles?

What kind of a name

is Bubbles?

It is my ancient

dolphin name.

So what's a dolphin

doing out here

in the middle of space?

My kind

have been watching

and protecting

the galaxy for...

Hmm.

10,000 years!

Oh, so you're the one

keeping the meteors

from hitting us.

Yes, I am.

And I could really do

with a potty break.

Would you mind

keeping an eye

on things?

Sure thing. But, uh,

what am I keeping my eye on?

What are you doing?

I'm watching.

We don't even know

what we're watching for.

Maybe we should

split up the workload.

You watch the one

with the big red eye,

and I'll watch the one

with the ringy thingies.

Like a team.

Okay, mine's moving.

Mine, too.

No, this doesn't

seem right.

Should we call Bubbles?

Let's give him a minute.

He's been holding it

for 10,000 years.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't

supposed to happen.

Come on, Plankton,

we got to clean this up

before Bubbles gets back!

Much better. Yes.

You two are free to go.

What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?

You were supposed to...

Keep them from smashing

into each other!

Sorry.

Now I am going to lose my job!

And you will lose your lives.

Quarter me!

Plankton?

SpongeBob!

Plankton?

SpongeBob?

Who are you two

supposed to be?

I'm you, from the future.

And I'm him from the future.

So you traveled

back through time

to help me?

Great thinking.

Nope. He's helping me.

But he's the enemy!

Was the enemy.

Now we're a team.

What? A tee-am?

A team!

All right,

go get the formula.

What have I become?

All right, Plankton.

Do you have

flying boatmobiles

in the future?

We only came back

from the day

after tomorrow, dimwit.

Are there rocket packs?

Oh!

Did they outlaw

clothes in the future?

No!

Then why are you naked?

Because they don't make

clothes in my size.

Hold still, you!

If you're from the future,

what am I gonna say next?

Something moronic?

Wow.

Hey, hurry up over there!

Uh-oh. That ain't good.

Initiating lockdown sequence.

Come on, SpongeBob,

we gotta get out of here!

Got it!

Come on!

Oh, that was crazy!

So that's what teamwork is.

All those years

I tried to make you mine,

and I finally did it.

I mean, we did it!

And so it would seem that

our heroes have accomplished

all they had set out to do.

Now that's an ending.

Whoo-hoo!

Andy, cue the music.

Oh, no.

That's not the end.

So you mean the ending

might be even happier?

Here we go!

Land ho!

Mom, where's my towel?

What?

Whoa!

- Whoa! Dude, look at that.

- What?

I'm coming! Come on,

you lazy people!

Out of my way!

I'm coming!

Out of there!

Sorry!

Too fast!

Slow down!

- I'm coming!

- No, no!

Yeah!

All right,

you feathered rats,

time to shove off!

What? Why?

Well, I can't have

you pooping

all over my restaurant,

can I?

Restaurant? I thought

this was a pirate ship.

Oh, it is.

But it is also...

A-ha!

My very own food truck!

A what?

Uh, you know,

a restaurant on wheels.

Like a garbage truck.

No!

Are you trying to

scare away my customers?

Well, we're not leaving

till we see

how the story ends.

No problem.

You guys like

a little snack

while you wait?

Sure, I'll take

a curdled milk.

How about a fish head?

And a French fry

covered in sand.

Who wants some

hot wings?

Wait a minute.

Where's Kyle?

Which one of you is next?

He's a madman!

Let's get out of here!

You crazy, man! You crazy!

Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.

Now I can get

my gold sticker.

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.

I wouldn't go in there

if I were you.

Boo!

I can't fly without

my feathers.

Where to, Mac?

Just dwive.

Oh...

Squidward!

Still out of

Krabby Patties.

Does anyone have a picture

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