The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Page #5

of ketchup?

I done figgered it out!

We have angered

the sandwich gods

and only a sacrifice

will appease them!

Well, that sounds

reasonable.

Soon our

post-apoca-whatchamacallit

will be over,

and Krabby Patties

will rain down from above!

Rain down?

Well, that's no good.

How will I get me money?

Oh, you don't like that idea?

Then we'll sacrifice you!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

It's not a good idea

to have a sacrifice

on an empty stomach.

Who wants a Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob,

is that me formuler?

Oh, happy day!

I missed you so much.

Where was it?

Where did you find it?

Well, Plankton and I

built a time machine

out of an old photo booth

and then we added...

Cheese!

Patrick, wait!

It's okay, everyone.

The post-apocalypse

is almost over!

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?

"Eugene, eat my

"subaquatic air bubbles.

"Love, Plankton"?

You grabbed

the wrong bottle!

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!

That's okay, SpongeBob.

We'll just have to sacrifice

the two of you then.

Prepare them

for the sacrifice!

I bring a message

from the dawn of time!

What is it, Patrick?

Run!

Squidosaurus rex!

Well, Plankton,

I guess we failed

to accomplish our goals.

"We"?

But even failure

hurts a little less

when you do it

as a team, right?

This is all your fault!

My fault?

You're the one who stole

the wrong secret formula.

I didn't know

there were two bottles.

Of course you didn't!

Because you got

cotton candy for brains!

- Ooh!

- Ooh!

No, seriously, he really does.

Well, we wouldn't

even be in this mess

in the first place, if you

weren't so selfish and evil.

I was selfish and evil,

until you ruined everything

with your "teamwork"!

Oh! You take that back!

You are the worst teammate ever!

No!

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing

garbage and recycling!

Look at me.

Why, I've become

like all of you.

Savage.

Fear-ridden.

Selfish.

An entire town

of formerly good citizens

turned into heartless freaks,

bent on their own

self-prever...

Self-preter...

"Preservation?"

Yes!

We've become alienated

from each other.

Each one an island

unto himself,

concerned only with

ourselves.

And in the name

of all fishhood,

I am not about

to let that happen!

And so,

if a sacrifice

is needed to restore

Bikini Bottom

to its former glory...

Then I am willing

to take one for the team!

You heard him!

Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Let the sacrifice begin!

Patties! Patties!

And I thought

my friends were primitive.

Don't cry, me boy.

Everything's going

to be fine, for us.

Oh, I'm not crying,

Mr. Krabs.

I smell Krabby Patties!

That's right. Keep thinking

happy thoughts. Now!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

The boy's right.

My leg!

I smell 'em, too!

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!

Wait. You mean we can

just take this stuff off?

Go find that Krabby Patty!

Come on, everybody!

I've got some Krabby Patty

orders to fill!

It's coming from over there!

Come on, guys, I think

it's just over this hill.

How do you expect us

to go up to the surface?

We won't be able to breathe!

All right,

all secondary characters

come with me.

Yeah, I'm with you guys.

No way, Squidward.

You're going up there

with us.

My feet hurt.

Patrick, you don't

have feet.

It's not fair!

You have feet.

Sandy has feet.

Squidward has feet.

Actually,

I have four feet.

It's not about feet.

What is it about, then?

It's about being a team

and sticking together,

no matter what!

The only way we're going

up there is if some

fairy godmother shows up

and helps us breathe air.

- Bubbles!

- SpongeBob, you know this guy?

Don't hurt us!

We're sorry we got you fired.

Hurt you?

Why, I traveled back through time

to thank you.

I've been stuck

in that job for eons.

I needed a change,

but I was too afraid

to go for it.

Well, Bubbles,

I'm glad we could help.

Now it is my turn to help.

I can get you safely

to the surface.

Now!

Quick, all of you,

get in my mouth.

Come on, guys, let's go!

There's no way I'm climbing

into some dolphin's mouth.

Yeah. This guy

just wants a free lunch.

Guys, if Bubbles

has the courage

to quit his dead-end,

nowhere job

and travel back through time

to help us,

then we need

to have the courage to...

Well, I never thought

I'd be eaten by a dolphin.

No, if he was eating us,

he'd be chewing us up

and we'd be going down there.

This is what you call

riding in style.

Not a lot

of legroom in here.

Well, maybe if you

didn't have four feet!

Note to self:

Never stow away

in a gym sock.

What's happening?

I feel tingly!

Ow, my neck!

I've done all I can.

The rest is up to you.

Thank you, Bubbles!

Farewell, SpongeBob.

Farewell, Bubbles.

Now to update my...

Resume!

Ah! Fresh air!

Oh, how I've missed you.

Ugh! This place

smells awful!

Come on, guys.

Let's get

the Krabby Patty formula

and save Bikini Bottom.

Whoa!

What is this place?

I have

a bad feeling about this.

Maybe this guy knows

where we are.

He looks smart.

He's got five heads.

Uh, sir? Could you tell us

where to find a Krabby Patty?

Hey, my friend's

talking to you!

What?

A giant, hairy porpoise!

It's beached!

It's suffering.

Poor thing.

Y'all, those aren't

porpoises.

All hands on deck!

Oh, brother.

We need to get these guys

back in the water.

Come on! Push!

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

Put your back into it!

Come on, push!

Well, I guess

this is where that

horrible smell

was coming from.

Whoa!

Excuse me, do you know

where we can get

a Krabby Patty around here?

Invaders!

Uh-oh.

You get out of my sister's sand castle!

Mom!

Oh!

Where have you been all my life?

Ow. Whoa!

Mmm.

Oh, Frank.

That feels so good.

Gross!

Oh, hey, Squidward.

Sandy!

The Krabby Patty!

I think I see

where it's coming from!

SpongeBob, you will not

believe the size

of the ice creams here.

I wonder what other

giant snacks they have.

Cotton candy?

Wow.

If you ate all that,

you'd have enough energy

to run around the whole world!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo-hoo!

Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?

Hey, guys,

I smell Krabby Patties!

I think it's this way!

Huh?

Don't leave me, Squidward!

Now what?

We're never going to make it!

Huh?

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

We're doing it, guys!

Dude, watch out!

Hold on!

SpongeBob!

Huh? Lean!

Starboard!

Whoa!

What the...

What?

"Home of the Krabby Patty"?

But The Krusty Krab

is the home

of the Krabby Patty!

Mr. Krabs,

what are we gonna do?

$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?

Why didn't I think of that?

- You!

- Huh?

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