The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Page #6
Cease and desist
that unauthorized patty flipping!
Yeah, that's my job!
How did you get here?
Well, there was this magical dolphin
from the future who shot us
out of his blowhole, and...
Wait! Wait.
That's not in the book.
Book?
There is no magical dolphin
in this story.
What story?
The story of how Bikini Bottom
was brought to its knees
when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
was stolen by me,
Burger Beard.
How does it end?
Well, let me see.
It looks like, uh,
Burger Beard becomes the richest
food truck proprietor in all the land.
But how did you steal the formula?
That was easy.
I simply rewrote the story, and...
Poof!
Me formuler!
What do you mean, rewrote the story?
Watch this.
"The brave
"and handsome
"Burger Beard
"banished our poor heroes..."
"...to be stranded on
"Pelican Island!"
"The End"!
Oh, this looks bad.
And these guys look hungry!
Look out!
Nice. So this is
what teamwork gets you.
Here! Take Squidward,
you vile beasts!
I want to be on a new team.
This one's broken.
Sandy, you're smart.
You have any ideas?
I ain't been too smart
since I found
this old piece of paper!
- What?
- Incoming!
Wait a minute!
Now all we need
is some ink!
Oh. Which Squidward
has helpfully provided.
It happens when I'm nervous.
Whatever you're going to do,
make it quick!
They're closing in on us!
Will it be a happy ending?
It's going to be superpowered!
I'll show you a happy ending.
Huh?
Da-da-da-da!
- Patrick!
- Huh?
Hey, I got feet!
Oh, what is in these things?
We'll take one secret formula to go!
Clear the area, citizens.
There's going to be
some serious aft-kicking here.
But I banished you.
Sour Note?
My tiny little eardrums!
Hey, hey, wait!
Hold on! Hold on!
Wait! Wait! Customers!
Wait, please!
Mr. Superawesomeness,
take him down.
- Huh?
- Huh?
Um, maybe we should have picked
a better superpower for you, Patrick.
Let's see you get out of this one!
Ka-ching!
Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
No!
My book!
All right, team,
time for hands in the middle!
Yes! Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Great job, guys.
We did it!
- Ew!
- Ew!
Huh?
What?
Sandy? Is that you?
You can call me The Rodent!
Hi-yah!
Hey, where'd the pirate go?
Hmm. Uh...
Mmm.
forgot the first rule
of mobile fry cooking.
Always batten down
your grease traps.
Follow that grease, team!
There she blows.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
Oh, no, you don't.
Ow!
Oh!
He's after the book!
Sandy, use your
squirrel powers!
Roger that!
Oh, she's never gonna
make it!
Huh? Everyone...
Lean!
That's what you get.
Come here.
Come here.
The book!
Sour Note!
All right, Burger Beard,
prepare to be teamworked!
I'm going to scrub
my armpits with you.
Uh, I don't get it.
Because you're a sponge.
Duh.
Oh.
Get him, The Rodent!
Consider him roasted!
Huh?
Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
Justice is best soft served.
Patrick, I should have
never doubted your powers!
I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
Ha! It's all mine!
Not so fast, Booger Beard!
Me formuler. Huh?
This will make you
feel a little butter.
Not melted butter!
Mr. Krabs!
Voila!
Uh-oh.
A-ha!
Oh, yeah!
Huh?
Hoo-hoo!
Ta-da!
They're beautiful!
Patrick!
I gotcha!
SpongeBob!
Patrick?
Talk to me, buddy.
I'm... I'm seeing
a bright light.
Is this better?
Much. Thank you.
But the discomfort I feel
in my eyes is nothing
compared to the shame I feel
for letting down the Patty.
For letting down
Bikini Bottom.
Yeah, SpongeBob,
you really blew it.
No, Patrick, we blew it,
as a team.
Nope. This one's on you.
Where do you
think you're going?
Why don't you get going,
little fella,
before you hurt yourself?
Plankton?
It's Plank-Ton!
Come on down from there,
little fella.
You wouldn't want to
get hurt.
Huh?
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Huh?
My eye!
He's getting away!
Ready for a Plank-Ton
of bubbles?
The formula, please.
Come on. Team up with me.
We'll be rich
and powerful! Huh?
No, thanks.
I'm already
part of a teamwork.
Can we do hands
in the middle again?
Yes, we can, Patrick.
But this time,
there's one more hand
to go in the middle.
Plankton?
Hmm.
Oh, no.
Here you go, Krabs.
Huh?
She's all yours.
This doesn't have
another insulting
note in it, does it?
No, that's the old me.
The one who turned his back
on everything important
just to have that formula
all to himself.
But I realize now that keeping
something to myself is...
Selfish.
Especially
when that something
is the Krabby Patty.
Okay, everybody,
let's get back
to Bikini Bottom and...
Oh, no!
I don't have the page!
Oh, no!
It must be
back on Pelican Island!
Don't worry.
I thought of everything.
All right, SpongeBob,
take us home.
Thanks.
Squidward!
Oh, yeah.
Come on,
it's time to go back
and open up The Krusty Krab!
Are you out of your
patty-flipping mind?
I mean, look at me.
I'm a god!
No, Squidward,
you're a cashier.
Wait a minute! What? No!
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
Don't be sad, Squidward.
I left you a little surprise
under your shirt!
Rock-hard abs!
Aw, SpongeBob,
you're okay in my book.
Aw, shucks.
Excuse us! We'd like
3,000 Krabby Patties, please!
That sound must mean
things are back to normal.
Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
First one's for you, Gary.
Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
A-ha!
Caught you red-handed!
Gary hates mayo.
Plankton!
Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
Hey, I'm just putting things back
the way they were.
What do you have
to say about this, Gary?
Oh, shrimp.
See you later, tee-am-mate!
- Now can we sing it?
- Yeah!
Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Oh, Kyle...
How can I say no to you?
Are you ready, kids?
- Aye-aye, Captain!
- Aye-aye, Captain!
Uh, what did you say?
There's sand in my ears and
I can't hear you!
- Aye-aye, Captain!
- Aye-aye, Captain!
- Oh...
- Oh...
Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Stop it!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- That's enough!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Silence!
Oh, man. I like that song.
What happened?
I don't like that song
and I put an end to it.
Well, this music is terrible.
I suppose you're entitled to your...
Wait. Why am I talking to you?
You're an inferior species
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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