The Standoff Page #2
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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in the world of beauty and fashion.
Today, we'll be discussing
the importance of sunscreen.
But, before I get into that,
though, I want to share
with all of my thousands of
the incredible news that I have
been picked to participate
in big Jim's dream car contest!
Now I know,
there are a ton of you
who are probably thinking,
"OMG, she's already beautiful
and now she's lucky too?"
And you may be feeling just
a little bit left out,
but, not to worry,
I have got you covered.
As always, I will be
documenting everything
that happens during the contest,
on YouTube, Twitter, vine, Instagram,
Snapchat, Pinterest, Wechat,
Foursquare, Habbo,
Odnoklassniki, Renren,
and of course, my own website.
So you'll all be able to go on
this very special journey with me.
And don't forget to like me.
It lets me know you care.
So now, on to my
beauty tip of the day.
Sunscreen. You should
totally wear it.
Here's contestant number three.
I'm a three-time
Indy champion.
and Talladega in the same day!
I completed the 24 hours
of Le mans in 22 hours!
No one's more qualified to win
this competition than me.
Here's contestant number four.
Hi.
I'm Lala Zzyzx.
You know, how in every teen movie
there's that awkward shy girl
who just needs
a transforming makeover
so that she can win the affections
of a good-looking, popular boy?
Well, that's not me.
My hair may not be as shiny
or my clothes as literally cool.
You may not invite me to your
parties or even know that I exist.
But guess what?
I don't care.
Because I'm smarter than you.
I'm captain of the science team.
We're three-time
state champs.
Oh, you don't think that's cool?
It's not.
It's freezing,
as in the formula for
freezing-point depression,
but you probably don't know that
because you've been too busy playing
that dumb app with the mad birds,
an app that I invented, by
the way, when I was nine!
So you may ignore me
and my friends now,
but one day when we're
tech billionaires,
you'll be fetching us coffee
and picking up our hoodies
from the dry cleaners.
Winning a car at big Jim's?
I don't need to be
better-looking, or stronger,
or tougher, or more
popular than you to win.
I just need to be me.
Here's contestant number five.
Whoo! Colby Mann, defensive end,
r-r-Roosevelt high!
My game plan to win
this car is simple.
I'll use my superior
athletic conditioning
to send each and every
one of my opponents
at home on a stretcher
in absolute tears.
Until I remain
the last one standing
and I take home
the championship.
Whoo!
Go Spartans!
Dude!
I wasn't ready!
Can we do that again?
Here's contestant number six.
I think everyone
should give back.
It's really our
duty as Americans.
Personally, I get up
at 4:
00 A.M. every dayto work at the donut shop,
then head to work at the
But... mmm.
But I still find time every
week to volunteer here,
helping out good citizens like Mr.
Adams.
Here you go.
Because...
That's what my dad
taught me to do.
He's away fighting in Canada,
defending our country,
but he said, "son,
everyone can serve in some way,
even if it's just by
serving our fellow man."
And contestant number seven.
Yeah, yo.
Wow, Mia, those sure are
seven lucky teenagers.
Wait a second.
Did you say "seven"?
I did say "seven."
eight contestants.
Well, silly, the eighth
one is a surprise.
They don't even know
they've been picked yet.
- From Northside high...
Contestant number eight
of big Jim's dream
car contest is...
- Farrell Bennett!
- What?
Yes! Oh, yes, I win.
I win, everyone.
Thank you so much. I don't
care about this anymore.
I'm gonna win a car!
Yes!
Yes, we did it.
- Ooh!
- It's kinda scary.
It's horrifying.
Look at this, man. This is
where it all goes down.
This is the end of the road.
This is for all the marbles.
This is where we separate
the men from the boys.
This is for the whole
kit and kaboodle.
- You make that up?
- No. That's legit.
"Kit and kaboodle." People
say that all the time.
- No.
- Yes.
- You don't even know what a kaboodle is.
- It's a...
It's a Korean poodle.
A "kaboodle."
Seriously.
You didn't know that?
Very aggressive breed of dog.
Really?
- My money's on him to win.
- Thank you, Zane.
Uh-huh,
concussion brain.
I'm gonna spell this out for you
because you probably can't read.
- "F," as in "failure."
You know, Dorka, I hear you've been
talking trash about winning this.
Oh, I don't talk trash.
I talk truth.
Words aren't gonna help you
win this competition, babe.
This is all physical,
and I've been trainin'.
Really? How do you
train for this?
Well, I've been
standing around a lot.
- 11 hours, 23 minutes.
- What's that?
How long you been
hanging out with your
"doctor who" action
figures last night?
No. That's how long you'll
last in this competition,
according to our
scientific calculations.
Sorry.
It's just like,
he's a football player,
and you're not.
Like, he's used to
physical punishment.
tackled was a bag of Cheetos.
I carried this cooler.
Oh, look at this guy.
Thinks he's all that.
He is all that. He's all
that with a side of fries.
Why's he need a car? He's
already got a motorcycle.
I know, right? He's probably
just getting the car
so he can jump over it on
his stupid motorcycle.
Loser.
Dude.
I'm sorry.
My money and everything else
is on her to win.
Sorry, man.
I forgive you.
It's understandable.
You're the guy
from the cat videos!
Hey, and you're the girl
in the girl videos.
I love rapping cat. I retweet
everything he says, he's so funny.
I don't know where he comes
up with some of that stuff.
Actually, he comes up with
Oh. Right.
'Cause he can't type
with his little paws.
And he can't rap either,
because, you know, he's a cat?
Right.
Why isn't he here?
Because he's at
home, being a cat.
I see you've got your entourage.
Oh, that's a crazy cat lady.
She follows me everywhere.
She wants to meet
the rapping cat,
but I'm afraid she
wants to eat him.
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
any fan is a good fan.
Speaking of fans, where
are your supporters?
I have all the friends
I need right here.
- Well, good luck.
- You too. Oh... okay.
Hi! Oh.
All right, I gotta
go set up camp.
- Gotta represent, buddy, okay?
- Gotta represent!
All right, you gotta win one
for all the semi-intelligent,
moderately handsome
guys out there.
They need me as their leader.
- Be the leader!
- Be the leader!
- Be the leader!
- Meditate, meditate.
- You got it.
- I'm ready.
- You got it.
- Okay. Don't drop that.
All right.
- I miss you.
- Miss you too.
Hey, you're Farrell, right?
- Contestant number eight.
- Yeah.
You must be Chris, right?
Number seven.
Actually, I'm number one. Or
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