The Standoff Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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I will be when this is over.
Just messing with you, man.
Actually, you know, I'm kind
of pulling for all of us.
We all deserve to win.
Just that...
Maybe some of us deserve it a
little bit more than others?
Are you messing with me again?
I can't really tell when
you're being serious.
Oh, look at her.
Beautiful, isn't she?
I don't know.
Kind of like in a
Kardashian way, I guess?
She's not really my type,
though, but like I see how...
Oh, no.
Not her.
Her.
Oh, my goodness.
You... are...
A total...
Loser!
Seriously, tool,
get out of my car.
Your car?
Unless you came here
with a checkbook today,
this ain't your car.
No, no, I'm not gonna...
Not gonna buy a car.
I'm gonna win one.
It turns out,
"gameninjaking4.0"
didn't realize
house to be in the contest.
So they had to draw
for a replacement...
- No.
- And guess...
- No!
- Who they picked.
- No!
Ah! How do I look with the car?
Good, right?
What do you think, huh?
What are you doing?
I'm just testing out the waters.
Look, I'm already athletic
and good-looking.
All I need now is a cool car
and I can get any girl I want.
Really? That's why
you want the car?
So you can score chicks?
That's the only reason any
guy wants a car like this,
'cause a girl finds a guy more
attractive if he drives a nice car.
And that's a scientific fact.
Am I right?
So "scientifically" speaking,
what kind of car does a girl need
to drive to get a guy's attention?
A guy could care less
what car a girl drives.
We only care about the
way that you look.
That's not a scientific fact.
That's biology.
Am I right?
That is so neanderthal of you.
And why do you want the car?
Because I want to prove
that a strong mind
is more powerful
than a strong body.
So this contest is just a
science experiment for you?
It's as good a reason as any other.
Why do you want the car?
I'm using this contest to boost
Same with Jerome.
Yo, I just want to be able to do something
without a cat for once, you know?
Okay, does anyone actually want
the car just to have the car?
I do. I want it so I can jump
over it on my motorcycle.
I knew it! I knew it, dude!
Do you remem...
Oh, you weren't there when
I said that, I'm sorry.
Okay, so you don't
even need the car?
- That doesn't seem fair.
- Fair?
stuff now, are we, Amy?
Your dad's rich.
You could buy any car you want.
Why are you here?
Just because she's rich
doesn't mean she can't win.
We all have our reasons
for being here.
Yeah, what's yours? You want
to donate the car to charity
so you can, like, save
a handicapped whale
or an underprivileged
puma or something?
Actually i...
I wanted the car
so I could sell it and pay for
my mom's kidney transplant,
before it's too late.
I'm just kidding!
- My mom is fine!
- That's a horrible joke.
I just wanted the car to give it
to her so she didn't have to walk
to her job as a janitor
It's 15 miles each way,
and it gets cold in the winter.
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia
- and together...
- We're M&M.
And we're here at big Jim's
for the start of
his dream car contest.
As you can see, all of
the lucky contestants
are already here
surrounding the car.
If I were them, I'd be sitting
down as much as I could right now.
That's because you tend
to be a little bit lazy
and let other people
do the work for you.
Let's say hi!
Here we have Jerome Bryant.
You all know him as the
Literally, he's the guy who
And then we have none other
than Sophie Jackson,
- Internet sensation.
- Maya:
Aw!person as she is online.
- Then we have Klyde Kosar.
- And Colby Mann,
our stud muffin athletes.
I love athletes.
They're so athletic.
- Call me So do I, although
a few more sit-ups
wouldn't kill you, Colby.
And then we have all the rest.
Big honor to be here.
- Do you hear that?
- Hear what?
The sound of dreams
about to come true?
It's big Jim!
Hey there! Hello!
How you doing? Hey there,
good to see you, pardner.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, hi, everybody!
Welcome to my car depot!
It's great havin' you here,
I was just telling Bo.
It's like having a family over
for a barbecue, ain't it, Bo?
We should be servin' hot dogs
or something, shouldn't we?
No, no, no, we ain't...
We ain't here
for hot dogs today.
- We here for hot rods.
- All right!
We are here for that
magnificent machine.
Ain't she a beauty? And one
of you beautiful youngsters
is gonna take that
car home very soon.
Or maybe not so soon?
Who knows?
We may be here a few hours,
we may be here a few weeks.
I don't know.
But before we get started,
I do have to tell you a few
things that I am legally bound
to communicate
in your direction.
So, girls?
Participation in this contest
can result in,
but is not limited to,
swelling in the feet
and lower legs,
numbness in the hands,
confusion, dizziness,
indigestion,
severe constipation,
nausea and vomiting,
muscle aching,
neck pain, sleeplessness,
sudden vision loss,
deep vein thrombosis
and in some cases,
spontaneous combustion and sudden death.
Good luck!
Well, whoa, whoa,
whoa, there, girls,
nobody's gonna die, okay?
Maybe from happiness, but not from
standing around for a few hours.
Thank you, girls.
Anyways, I can tell what
you all are thinkin'.
You're thinkin', "I'm
just standin' here now.
Why don't we get
this thing goin'?"
Well, there are a few things
that you need to know
before we start.
First off, you will get one
10-minute break
every two hours
at the top of the hour.
Now you can eat, drink
or pee, I don't care.
Just as long as you're back in
time, 'cause if you're not,
you're out!
Okay?
And when you hear this sound...
Ooh, that means that someone's
time here has come to an end.
Next, do not
under any circumstances
lift your hand off the car,
except for on a break.
If you lift your hand
even the teeniest,
Li-ttlest bit...
You're out!
And next, no sittin'.
your hand on the car.
It's as simple as that.
Last man... or woman...
Standing
wins that magnificent machine.
And one last thing.
You are all on the honor system.
If you see any of your fellow
contestants lift their hand,
you are obligated to report it.
But to avoid any kind
of moral conundrum,
two of you have to see it
for it to be official.
Helps keep things
on the up-and-up.
Are we clear?
- Everybody ready?
Good luck.
Girls, count 'em down.
Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five,
four, three, two,
one, go!
Dude, whoa.
Are you okay?
How can they expect us to do this, man?
We're just kids.
Oh, this is so brutal.
I don't know how much
longer I can last.
Hang in there, man.
Just breathe.
I can't see.
I can't breathe!
I can't feel...
I can't feel my legs!
Okay, two people
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