The Standoff Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
- 160 Views
saw that, right?
It was 11 minutes, 23 seconds.
Not 11 hours, 23 minutes.
If this would've been
a Mathcathalon,
that would've
cost us everything.
Would you look at that?
Kids these days, huh?
and their "on demand."
Just ain't willin' to put
in the time, are they?
Bo, why don't you go clean
up that big, gold mess, huh?
11 minutes. That's sad.
That's sad.
That's just sad right there.
as Colby Mann collapsed
and died mere moments
into the contest.
- I'm not dead. He
will be dearly missed.
One down, six to go, ha.
Do you ever do anything in
The real question is,
if I don't post it,
- did it ever really happen?
picked up around here,
haven't they, huh?
I got a feeling this contest
may just work out for us.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go sell me some cars.
Bo, why don't you go
fetch some brochures?
Aw, come on, big guy.
I wasn't tryin' to
be disrespectful.
You know what?
You look tired.
Why don't you just
take a load off?
Sit, boy!
Sit!
Aw, come on, now!
It's just a joke.
You don't have to actually sit.
Stay.
Stay... stay!
Oh, come on now. I'm just
playin' with you, Bo.
Huh? Let's
talk this out.
Speak!
Speak, good boy!
It's been one hour
and 58 minutes,
and this contest has gone
from friendly to fierce,
from chummy to cutthroat.
From serene to...
To... to...
- What's an "s" word?
- "Stupid."
You're looking for a word
that starts with an "s."
It's not that hard, sister.
Oh, two in a row.
I don't know what's
going on between you two,
but we're already in
a competition, okay?
- We don't need another.
- Seriously.
You guys aren't trending at all.
I've posted like five things about
you and you have zero likes.
It's kinda sad.
Okay, first of all, there's
no competition here.
At least not from my side.
She's competing with me,
but she just always has.
Oh, really?
Is that right?
Yes, that is right. It all
started when we were six,
and you just swooped in out
- for the...
- The what?
At the junior sunburst
beauty pageant.
Yeah, because that
pageant was for girls.
That was never specifically
defined in the rulebook!
Okay, well, how about the time
that you joined the girl scouts,
just to prove you could
sell more cookies than me.
Yeah, and I did sell more cookies
than you, and you cried.
I did not. He's lying.
I did not.
Middle school. How you
convinced our basketball coach
to make you center
instead of me.
Well, it's not my fault you
hadn't hit puberty yet.
Ninth grade, how you challenged
me in the spelling bee,
and that whole
competition was fixed
- - for you to win,
and you know that.
"Fixed?" If by "fixed," you mean
you actually had to
know your vowels,
then yes, everybody,
it was fixed.
You know what?
By the way, I do know
how to spell a word.
It's a hard one. Let's
see if I can do it.
"Amy," b-r-a-t.
"Amy."
Aw, that is the cutest thing.
Have you been practicing with
your alphabet soup again?
You know what, you are
because someone failed
a class this year!
- It was P.E.
- Yeah, who fails gym?
refused to participate
in a potentially life-threatening
sporting activity!
- Ping-pong?
- Yeah! Okay, ping-pong!
Thousands of people die each
year from playing ping-pong!
Oh, you googled that, Amy,
because that is a lie!
Oh, I just...
"googleable.
Google that, why don't
you, Amy?" Ooh!
obnoxious little jerk!
He just knows how to push every
single one of my buttons.
Every last one!
It's like he's this
sniper that's just
picking off all of these
pieces of my soul.
Get out of my chair. I'm
mad and I need a friend.
She is the most annoying,
self-centered
person who has ever
walked on the face
of this planet.
I have had to deal with him
since the first grade.
Year after year,
for 11 years, Emerson, 11!
- Scone?
- Please.
You know what she's like?
She's like this little worm
that's burrowed its
way into my my mind,
and she's just eating away at it
with her mindless,
endless chatter.
Yeah.
Um, who are we talking about?
- Amy!
- Oh, Amy?
I like Amy.
She's not that bad.
Not so bad? She's the
definition of bad!
B-a-d. The "a" stands for "Amy."
See that?
I know my vowels!
his only reason for existence
is to torture me, because
there doesn't seem to be
any other evolutionary reason
as to why he is on this planet.
Well, at least he's not
too bad to look at.
You know, he's got that kinda
tall, cute hair thing.
I'm just saying, all right?
If you have to stand
around someone for that long,
it helps that they're cute.
Oh, my gosh.
Is the world ending?
Because you calling him "cute" is like
the third sign of the apocalypse.
- Jam?
- Thank you.
Ooh, elderberry.
I love elderberry.
- It's so good.
- So good, right?
- Delicious, oh.
- What was I saying?
Oh, yeah, I was
talking about how much
I hate Farrell Bennett.
What are we gonna do? I
cannot stand her anymore.
Whiz me.
Uh-huh.
We have to figure out a
way to take him out.
- Clotted cream?
- Clotted cream?
You think of everything.
I try.
Well, you know what they say.
Anyhow, you know what they say.
The way to get a woman
is through her heart.
The way to get to a man
is through his stomach.
- Well, they are right.
- Oh, my gosh, you're right.
- They do say that.
- Yeah, they do.
- I just got an idea.
- I have an idea.
I need my phone. I need my phone!
I'm a genius.
- But I'm gonna need your help.
- Okay, I'm in.
See?
I knew it.
Little miss type a, going
to the car already.
I guarantee she just wants
to be the first one there
to prove how perfect
she is to everyone.
How much time is left
on the clock, chief?
Um, looks like you got about...
10 seconds.
Ten, nine...
- Thanks, dude.
- Eight, seven,
six, five, four,
three, two, one...
No!
- He made it.
- Ooh, how awkward.
Hey, everyone!
It's Sophie here.
It's been seven hours and there
Honestly, it hasn't been as hard
I mean, I waited four times as
long in line for the new iPhone.
Okay, well,
I'll update you guys when the
next one bites the dust.
Until then, hugs and kisses.
I always get more attention
when I do the kiss at the end.
- People like that.
- Is that really
what you want to be
known for, though?
Talkin' about
yourself on camera?
It's not about
what you're known for,
it's about being known at all.
I mean, we all want
people to know we exist.
I don't. I don't care if
anybody knows I exist.
Of course you do.
That's why you look
the way you do.
That's why you enter all
those brainiac competitions.
I mean, everything about you
screams "look how smart I am!"
I mean, it's not like you're
hiding in a laboratory somewhere.
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