The Standoff Page #6
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
- 168 Views
should be based on need.
If that were the case, Chris
probably deserves it most.
- No, he doesn't.
- Guys, I'm willing to fight for this
just like the rest of you.
I'm sure we all really need it.
Well, one of us
already had a car,
and wrecked it.
Personally, I think you've
already had a chance,
those more deserving.
Oh, personally, I think that
you're a spoiled brat, so...
Oh, god, if this were
based on who deserves it,
then you'd be
the first one to go.
Okay, I know you're not
feeling good, okay?
- The bathroom's right there.
- I feel fine. I feel fine.
I could really use a
break, though, hey.
- Yes!
- Hey, twins! When's the break?
- Oh, less than a minute.
- Yikes.
- Oh, my god.
- Farrell, I don't think
- you're gonna make it
to the break.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
Oh, god!
Something's coming!
- Which end is it coming from?
- I don't know!
What do we do?
What do we do?
We're not gonna make it!
- We're not gonna make it!
- We're gonna die!
- Come on. Come on!
Get out of my way!
Aw, dude, come on. There's
like five minutes left.
I really gotta use the
bathroom, come on.
Back off.
A little privacy, please.
All right, I'm gonna see if there's
another bathroom in the garage.
All right, hold my place, please?
Just in case?
Absolutely.
Ooh-hh...!
Ah, god, okay.
Open.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's the stuff.
Oh, come on.
All right.
Ah... hello?
Door... door is...
Door is stuck.
You put somethin' in his
brownie, didn't you?
Maybe.
- You're so clever!
- And you're so cute.
Is anyone there?
Come on, come on, I gotta
get out of here! Hello?
- - Oh, help me.
Whoa! Okay,
what is...
What is going on here?
Ahem! Emerson!
He is the enemy!
Emerson!
You know, to be honest, I just
feel embarrassed for you.
You know, if you were to
see yourself right now,
you'd realize just how
far you've fallen.
Yeah, don't come crying to me
when you wake up one morning
and you look at
yourself in the mirror,
and you say to yourself,
"what has become of me?"
Yeah, because I will be off,
living another life that
doesn't involve... That.
Can I at least have
something to eat?
Wow, thanks.
I bet you think you're
real funny, don't you?
I... I don't know what
you're talking about.
Don't you think
that I don't know
that you were behind whatever...
Problem I just had.
Well, I am not saying that I
had anything to do with it,
but if I did, you totally
deserved it, Farrell.
- Hey, guys, could we have a truce?
Six, five, four...
Eh, just let 'em fight.
I mean, the more they
distract each other
the better chance
we have of winning.
Go!
- Hey, where's Klyde?
Not Klyde.
God, you guys, it's getting like
"the hunger games" around here.
Yeah, except we can't
kill each other.
Can we?
Well, thank you there, Bo.
Oh, look at them, hmm?
Kids.
What with their eatin'
of the fast food,
and using Emojicons
instead of words,
and wantin' everything
yesterday.
They won't last much longer.
My money's
on the funny-lookin' one.
Hey.
Hey, Jerome!
Hey, Jerome.
Jerome.
Hey, it's me.
Everyone's laughing
at you, Jerome.
They all think you're a fraud.
They all think
you're a talentless wannabe.
Give up, Jerome.
Come home and scoop my poop.
It's all
you'll ever be good for.
You're nothing without me.
Hey, crazy cat lady,
do you see that cat right there?
I'm always seeing cats.
You're nothing without me.
Oh, that's right.
Get outta here!
I'm the talented one.
I'm the one that sings.
You don't even have lips!
Ha!
Did you see that cat
right there?
What cat?
It was a...
It was a big, giant,
like, horror movie cat.
It was just talking to me.
He was...
Hey, how... how about
we go get you some coffee?
Cat food?
I don't want no cat food.
- I just...
- Coffee.
I said "coffee," Jerome.
- Coffee.
- Yeah. It's this way.
Yeah, I need some coffee.
- Yeah, coffee's this way.
- He was right there.
Zane?
Zane!
Where are you?
Hey, buddy.
What were you doing in there?
Nothing. Little bird watching.
Just chilling.
Bird watching in a tent?
Yeah.
You alone in there?
Yeah.
You're fraternizing
with the enemy.
I don't... I don't know what
"fraternizing" means,
but if it means making out,
yeah, I've been fraternizing
quite a bit, my brother.
- Gimme a high five.
- No. No high five for you.
This was not part of the plan.
You have been compromised!
Dude, i... I have feelings
for Emerson.
Feelings?
What kind of feelings?
Feelings of mistrust?
Feelings of disgust?
Murderous feelings?
What kind of feelings
do you have for her, Zane?
No, like, I think I want
to ask her father
if I can court her.
"Court her?"
Are we in the 19th century?
You been watching
"downtown Abbey" again?
No, you don't understand, man...
You're right about that.
I don't, Zane.
I am very disappointed in you.
All these years of friendship
and I don't even know
who you are anymore,
but I see you've made
your choice, so fine!
You know what?
I don't need you either!
From now on, you are dead to me.
Well, what about
the basketball game Saturday?
Are we still on for that?
Yes, we're absolutely still on
for the basketball game.
- It's gonna be tight!
- So psyched.
But until then...
- You're dead to me.
- Yeah.
- You understand.
- Yeah, I get it.
This was a really good chat
for me.
- Monumental, I think.
- Dude. Wish me luck.
I'm running out of angles
for these selfies.
Even I'm getting tired
of looking at myself.
Hey Jerome, how does
the rapping cat do it?
I'm not talking about the cat.
I mean, he always looks so good
in every single one
of his photos, right?
Does he have a stylist?
Not talking about the cat.
He should come guest
in one of my segments!
We can talk about, like,
beauty and hair.
Does he deep condition?
Does he use mousse?
Which he probably calls mouse!
- Ah, I get it.
- Get it? He got it.
Can you ask him for me?
Okay! Enough about the cat
already, okay?
Can we please stop talking
about the cat?
- Just lay off the cat.
- Oh, my gosh.
You sounded just like rapping
cat when you said that!
You totally did!
Has anyone ever told you that
- you sound just like the cat?
- Okay, I don't sound like
the cat, the cat sounds like me.
Do you want to know why?
Because I am the cat.
Cats don't rap.
They don't talk.
In fact, I'm pretty sure
they don't do anything
but eat, sleep,
and pee in every other place
but the litter box
you so thoughtfully put
in a convenient location.
It was a joke, people.
I didn't know 33 million people
And I didn't know folks
were so ignorant
that they could think
that a cat...
A freaking cat...
Could rap!
It's just stupid.
I'm more than just
some backup singer
to some untalented,
ungrateful, freeloading furball.
I'm the talented one.
Me!
Okay, Jerome.
Show us!
- Come on, bring it!
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