The Standoff Page #7
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
- 168 Views
- Show us!
- Come on, go Jerome!
- Come on!
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
Okay.
Ah, here we go!
Oh!
Jerome in the house!
Mm.
Oh, man!
Does that video
really have 33 million views?
Just leave me alone.
Go home, already.
But look what I'm making
for rapping cat.
Great, now my cat has something
to snuggle with at night.
Thank you.
And then there was four.
How did you do that?
Voodoo lady.
Stay still!
You smell like pizza.
That's because
I haven't really, like,
showered in a week.
That's so cute!
I have to be honest with
you and tell you that
You remind me so much of my mom.
What? I remind you
of your mom?
Yeah.
- I mean, no. I just...
- What?
- Oh.
- Yeah, so, like,
you're... you're smart
like my mom.
Right?
You're cool like my mom,
and you're hot like my mom.
What... "hot?"
Like your mom?
What kind of a sick person
are you?
No, I mean, like, you're
not hot like my mom,
- she's hot like you.
- Yeah, that really... it doesn't help.
That's not...
That's not helping.
I don't think you
or my mom are hot.
- Just... you know what? I lied.
- Okay...
Okay, you don't smell
like pizza.
You smell gross.
Get out of my tent.
Where's my makeup bag?
Have you seen my makeup bag?
No, I haven't.
All I could find
was the stupid red lipstick.
It doesn't even match
this outfit.
I need my makeup bag.
I'm sure you're just as pretty
without makeup.
That's what they say
to ugly people!
Don't patronize me!
Get out!
Don't look at me!
Oh, god, I need to find it.
I need to find it.
Okay, come on.
Get yourself together.
You can do this.
You can do this.
You have ziplined
over volcanoes.
You can do this.
Just deep breaths.
Deep breaths, all right.
Oh, where's the light?
Where's the switch?
Come on.
There it is.
Okay.
Uh...
I don't know how long
I've been in here.
It could be hours. It could be days.
I'm totally...
- totally lost track
of time at this point...
What was that?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
This is not happening.
Okay, I want to die
in a tragic fireball accident,
okay, not in a toilet.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, come on, just breathe.
Just breathe.
Maya.
I'm doing it.
I am balancing it on my head.
Oh, my apple!
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia, and...
We're still here.
It's been 31 hours so far.
And five minutes. Thirty-one
hours and five minutes.
You can't forget the minutes
You were definitely adopted.
- Hey, Soph.
- Oh, hi, Lala.
Oh, what are you doing?
"At big Jim's
with the Sophie Jackson.
She's never
looked better."
No, don't.
Don't post that.
- Just did.
- No, you didn't.
I can see how
this can be so addictive.
It already has like 3,000 likes.
I'm gonna kill you!
I just thought
you wanted to be noticed!
I'm gonna shove
that phone up your...
What?
No. No!
Stop taking pictures of me!
Stop looking at me!
Are you looking at me?
Stop looking at me!
My taste for revenge
is like pie.
It's never-ending.
- Good luck everyone.
- Thank you, Lala.
All right, so it's been 70 hours
since I left on my bike
from horseshoe trailhead.
Wait, that...
That wasn't even me.
That was James Franco
in that movie
where he cut his arm off.
I'm not cutting
my arm off, right?
That's been done.
Okay, I'm... I mean,
I could...
I could cut my leg off.
That'd be different, right?
Would it be different, though?
Oh, my god, what am I saying?
I'm losing my mind.
I am losing my mind right now.
I'm hungry.
I need food.
I need...
Oh, I need water.
So, so thirsty.
I mean, there's gotta be
water somewhere.
Think, Klyde.
Come on.
There's gotta be water.
Sink doesn't work.
God, okay, come on.
Aw, god.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Damn it.
Don't look at this.
Sooner or later
you're gonna have to look out
for yourself in this world.
I mean, life is just so tough.
You can't just let people
walk all over you.
And sometimes, if you want
to get what you want,
you have to stop trying
to be everybody's best friend.
Hey, listen, thank you
so much for listening.
I mean, it just feels so good
to talk to somebody
that understands.
Can I actually have
some of this? 'Cause...
Mmm.
Okay. Thank you.
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia.
- And were still here!
- It's been like, a million hours,
- and yes, we're still here.
- Yep.
This is ridiculous.
How long are they going to be
standing there?
- Well, I think.
- No one cares what you think.
Well, I was just going to say...
No one cares
what you have to say.
In fact, without me,
you would have nothing to say.
That's... wha...
What?
You know what?
I'm finished.
I'm... I'm outta here.
I am done with this stupid
competition and I'm done with you.
Without me in your life, you
would have no idea what to do!
Oh!
You scared me.
I'm sorry. I need to
talk to you in private.
About what?
Farrell.
It makes me so angry
to see how he treats you.
In any other situation
I might have to
just give him a punch
to defend you.
- O-okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
Yeah, but I think I can
handle him myself, so...
Well, I think that
I have a way
we can get Farrell out
of both of our lives.
- What do you mean?
- You know how big Jim said
that if two people
they can have them removed
from the competition?
Yeah.
Well, what if we see Farrell
lift his hand?
Okay, well, obviously
if we see him lift his hand
- we're gonna say something.
- No.
What if he doesn't,
and we say something?
No. No, okay?
That wouldn't be right.
I couldn't do that.
Funny, because he didn't seem
to have a problem with it
when he asked me
if I would help him
do that to you.
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, he thinks
we're gonna do it
right after this,
that we're gonna get you
out of the competition.
- I can't believe he would do that.
- I know, right?
What can you do?
Oh, I know.
We can do it to him instead.
Take him completely unawares,
Amy.
He'll never know what hit him.
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
What?
Hi, everyone.
It's Mia.
And, eh... I'm...
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
That was the word...
That kept me from winning
Not that I'm bitter
or anything. Hmm.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
A-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-
m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s...
Nope.
A-n-t-i-d-i-s-
e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-
m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m.
I just did it!
- He just did it!
- I just did it!
He just did it!
He just lifted his hand!
- I... what?
- Hey! Could...
Could we get big Jim over here, please?
He lifted his hand.
No, I didn't.
What are you doing?
Well, what's going on here,
kids?
Hey, big Jim.
He... he lifted
his hand, so...
- He's out.
- Are you a psychopath?
I did not lift my hand.
Now, the rules state
that two of you
have to see it happen.
So, Princess?
He take his hand off that car?
You saw it, Amy?
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