The Standoff Page #8
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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Right?
She didn't see anything,
because nothing happened.
Yes.
I saw it.
But it didn't happen.
He never lifted
his hand off the car.
What?
- She's lying!
- She's not lying. Amy wouldn't lie.
Oh, yeah, maybe
you're both lying.
Yeah, maybe you're in this
together, against me.
Big Jim,
Everybody knows
I'm the good guy here.
- Good guy?
- Farrell:
Ho, ho!Yeah. You're no
good guy, dude.
Klyde, what happened to you?
I just climbed out of a sewer,
that's what happened to me.
I was stuck in the
toilet, and it was dark,
and it was scary, and...
Unspeakable things
happened in there.
Yeah.
I escaped by crawling
through a pipe
under the toilet,
the same toilet I've had to...
- Drink out of
for the last three weeks
to survive, so.
We saw you yesterday.
Klyde, can you just tell us
what's going on?
He locked me in the bathroom.
- Me?
- You, yeah.
That's ridiculous.
You were the only one
that knew where
I was going, okay?
- I know what you did!
- Oh, you know nothing.
Oh, I know plenty, Chris.
I've had nothing
but time to think.
I've contemplated everything
from "why does
the universe exist?"
To "what do
vegetarian zombies eat?"
Whoa.
Look, the point is,
and all the bad things
you've done.
What?
Oh, god.
- Don't get any closer.
- Or you'll what?
Change the time on my phone
like you did with Lala's?
Wait, you did that?
He also stole
Sophie's makeup bag.
And took Jerome's headphones
to make it seem
like the cat was talking to him.
Hold on, wait. You weren't
even here for that, though.
You hear things when you are alone
in the bathroom, all right?
It's quiet.
Wait, so you poisoned
my brownie?
No, no.
That was me.
Wait, but you had Jack Guthrie
come here
- and try and lure me away?
- That was me.
- Oh.
- But we're not talking about that right now.
- I always knew you were a fraud.
- Mm-hmm.
You said that you worked
at a donut shop
every day before school.
How is that possible?
There is not an ounce
of fat on your body.
Everyone knows
you can't be around donuts
without eating all of them.
Second, you told me you worked
at a rock quarry
every day after school.
Go ahead and feel
his hands, Klyde.
I think they feel like
a newborn baby's buttocks!
You haven't seen
a day of manual labor
in your life.
We're going in now.
You said that your father
was fighting in Canada.
Well, I googled it.
There's no war
Not a single one.
Your dad isn't serving
our country.
He's serving drinks
at a nightclub in Toronto!
I am so on to you
right now, Chris.
Global warming.
Was that you?
Huh?
Bieber fever, did you do that?
What do you do
in your spare time,
hunt manatees?
And finally, you said
that you just love
working with old people.
But I know that the only
reason you have that job
is so that you can nurse
your addiction
to prune juice!
- That's a lie!
- It's the truth!
No...
It's true.
That one was a total guess.
I need that.
Klyde, give me that!
- I need that!
You almost got me!
You almost got me.
I'm just gonna put my hand back
on the... you know.
We're all...
We're all good.
Well, son, unless you have some
mystical third hand
that none of us here
know about...
You're out.
Big Jim...
They tricked me.
the ones that...
That get out
of this competition,
not... not me.
You'll pay for this, Farrell!
You will pay in retail!
And you!
I thought we had
something special.
Oh, I'll be back!
Klyde!
It's in my contract!
I'm back for the sequel!
Well, then.
Unless my math fails me,
I believe we are down to two.
Ew.
Klyde, I am so sorry.
It's not fair
you're out of the contest.
another chance to win the car.
Hey, no worries, you know?
It's not about the destination,
it's about the journey,
you know?
And I got to body surf on a
hundred yards of raw sewage.
Anything after that
will be a letdown.
So, goggles.
Thank you.
Helmet.
Thank you.
Motorcycle.
Dude, you...
What'd you...
Did you sell my motorcycle?
Jim.
Did you sell my motorcycle?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- What?
- I don't know!
- Me neither!
- I can't...
I didn't know
you could make pies like that.
Well, I'm a pretty good cook.
What do you want?
Look...
- I know I might be a creep...
- Hmm.
But I'm not the type of creep
about their mom.
Like, that's just not me.
And I want to express to you
in no uncertain terms
that I do not think my mom
is hot in any way.
Like, at all.
But I do think you're hot.
I think you're so hot.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I mean, you're foxy.
I mean, you're hotter
than any mom could ever be.
Yeah.
- I mean, not like...
- Whoa.
I mean, if you decided
to become a mom
- that you wouldn't be hot.
- You know what, it's okay, it's okay.
- You would be.
- It's all right.
Hey, can we just
not talk about moms?
- Right.
- Yeah.
- No moms.
- No moms.
So, are we good?
- Yeah, we're good.
- Okay.
Is that your underwear?
Yes.
But I promise
that they're clean... Ish.
Hey.
Thank you.
For what?
For defending me with Chris.
Being a jerk to you is my thing.
Come on, I can't have him
encroaching on my territory.
Um...
Can I tell you a secret?
- You would trust me with a secret?
- Oh, no.
Heh, okay.
You're just the only one
here, so I...
Um...
The real reason I need
this car is because, um...
My family can't afford
to get me one.
Aren't you, like, super rich?
Actually, my dad got fired.
My dad's looking for a new job,
and my mom is looking
for my new dad.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
As far as secrets go,
that's kind of
a lame one, though.
I'm just saying, it's not...
Everyone goes through
that kind of thing.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Can I tell you a secret?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sophie was right.
I always compete with you
because I want you to notice me.
I really like being around you.
That's definitely something
you shouldn't keep a secret.
Farrell.
- Farrell.
- - What?
Farrell, stay awake.
Ugh, I'm so tired.
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
I can't believe I used
to take sleep for granted.
I mean, all those mornings
I woke up early
just to vandalize your locker
before you got to school.
I could've been at home in bed.
I just can't believe
how much time I spent
up late at night hacking
into the school's
computer system...
To change your grades
from as to cs
or give you detention
or take points off your sats.
I'd trade it all in
- for like, four minutes of sleep right now.
- Yeah.
Wait, that was you?
It's always been me.
It's always been you.
Ahem!
Hi there.
but you are both out
of the competition.
- What?
- Wait, no, no.
Both of us?
That's not fair.
After 50 hours
and eight minutes,
- we have no winner.
- No.
No, no, no.
That's not right.
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