The Story of Luke Page #2
THERE, LUKE.
SO YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE
THERE, LUKE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE, LUKE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
CHAIR.
THAT'S GRANDMA MAGGIE'S
CHAIR.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI
CHAIR.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI IN IT.
SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SI IN IT.
IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN
IN IT.
IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
I WOULDN'T...
SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT.
I WOULDN'T...
[ SIGHS ]
I WOULDN'T...
[ SIGHS ]
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
[ SIGHS ]
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
I'M MISSING WORK.
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
I'M MISSING WORK.
I'M MISSING WORK.
CINDY IS OUT OF HER --
CINDY IS OUT OF HER --
GRANDPA JONAS SITS THERE.
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
THAT'S HIS SEAT.
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV,
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER,
AND HE WOULD WATCH US.
I GET IT.
I GET IT.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE BECAUSE
I GET IT.
YOU CAN'T SIT THERE BECAUSE
IT'S NOT YOUR CHAIR.
[ SIGHS ]
WHY WOULD YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT?
HUH?
[ TELEVISION TURNS OFF ]
YOU'LL, UM -- YOU'LL COME
YOU'LL, UM -- YOU'LL COME
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
NO.
EATING, ALL RIGHT?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR
SALE.
SALE.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
SALE.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
STUFF.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR
STUFF.
STUFF.
MY BED IS IN THE ATTIC.
I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS
MY BED IS IN THE ATTIC.
I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS
NEVER DARK.
NEVER DARK.
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH
NEVER DARK.
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH LIGHT, OKAY?
WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER NIGH LIGHT, OKAY?
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
LIGHT, OKAY?
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
ALL RIGHT, I'M -- WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH,
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
REST OF YOUR LIFE?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
TALK TO ME.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
TALK TO ME.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TALK TO ME.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
BARGAIN WITH ME.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
YES.
I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW.
YES.
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
YES.
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
[ SCOFFS ]
LIKE A BOY MY AGE.
[ SCOFFS ]
DO YOU -- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHA
[ SCOFFS ]
DO YOU -- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHA THAT MEANS?
STAYING?
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
STAYING?
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
COUSIN...
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND
COUSIN...
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
COUSIN...
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
NEED TO.
WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY
NEED TO.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
NEED TO.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
THIS IS COMPLETE SH*T.
BY EXECUTIVE DECISION.
THIS IS COMPLETE SH*T.
IT'S NOT SH*T, GRANDPA.
THIS IS COMPLETE SH*T.
IT'S NOT SH*T, GRANDPA.
IT'S LASAGNA.
IT'S NOT SH*T, GRANDPA.
IT'S LASAGNA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S LASAGNA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
IT'S JUST UNDERCOOKED...
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO
CHEESE.
CHEESE.
[ GROANS ]
CHEESE.
[ GROANS ]
BUT WE MUST BE GRATEFUL FOR
[ GROANS ]
BUT WE MUST BE GRATEFUL FOR
THE HOSPITALITY.
NO! NO, PAUL. NO.
I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE
A DAY OFF.
I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE
A DAY OFF.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
A DAY OFF.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
RIGHT NOW.
I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
RIGHT NOW.
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
YOUR FA-- YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
$20, AND ASKED ME TO...
ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A
$20, AND ASKED ME TO...
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
FLAT ASS.
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
FLAT ASS.
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
FLAT ASS.
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK.
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
COMFORT OF YOUR OWN...
GRANDPA, I THINK WE NEED TO
BE QUIET NOW.
GRANDPA, I THINK WE NEED TO
BE QUIET NOW.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
BE QUIET NOW.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BOY?
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
IT'S DEAD.
I CAN'T GET IT UP.
IT'S DEAD.
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
IT'S DEAD.
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY!
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY!
OKAY, BYE!
OKAY, BYE!
OH, MY GOD!
OKAY, BYE!
OH, MY GOD!
AUNT CINDY, WE NEED TO STOP
OH, MY GOD!
AUNT CINDY, WE NEED TO STOP
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
JUST HOLD IT.
AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM.
JUST HOLD IT.
JUST HOLD IT.
WE'LL BE THERE IN 10.
PLEASE.
WE'LL BE THERE IN 10.
PLEASE.
ON MY CAR?!
PLEASE.
ON MY CAR?!
OH, I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!
ON MY CAR?!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
GODDAMN HELL!
IT'S OVER, BOY.
GODDAMN HELL!
IT'S OVER, BOY.
IT'S OVER, BOY.
I'M FINISHED!
[ SIGHS ]
I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
OH.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
OH.
RELAX.
OH.
RELAX.
RELAX.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
[ GRUNTING ]
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
[ GRUNTING ]
NOW, JUST ONE LEG AT A TIME,
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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