The Story of Luke Page #4
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
FOR EVERYONE HERE.
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
WE DO HAVE A ROOM AVAILABLE.
AND REPEAT.
[ GROANS ]
AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE.
[ GROANS ]
PATHETIC.
[ GROANS ]
PATHETIC.
YES.
PATHETIC.
YES.
YES.
RELATIVES.
LUKE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE
RELATIVES.
RELATIVES.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB.
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
FIRST THE JOB...
OH, THAT'S THE TICKET, BOY.
FIRST THE JOB...
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
FIRST THE JOB...
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
GIRL.
THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE
GIRL.
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
GIRL.
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
TRAVEL AND --
GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO
TRAVEL AND --
SCREW.
TRAVEL AND --
SCREW.
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA
SCREW.
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA LANGUAGE?
LUKE, WHO TAUGHT YOU THA LANGUAGE?
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
LANGUAGE?
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
"MAKE LOVE," SON.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
OKAY.
THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF YOU?
YOU KNOW WHY YOUR MOTHER LEF YOU?
SHE WAS YOUNG.
YOU?
SHE WAS YOUNG.
AND STUPID.
SHE WAS YOUNG.
AND STUPID.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
AND STUPID.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
FATHER WAS.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR
FATHER WAS.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
FATHER WAS.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
IT'S TRUE.
PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID.
IT'S TRUE.
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
IT'S TRUE.
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
BATH MORE THAN ONCE.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
YOU'RE A MAN.
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
YOU'RE A MAN.
WELL, ALMOST, ANYWAY.
[ SIGHS ]
I WON'T BE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, KID.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ PEOPLE KISSING ]
BRAD!
LUKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH
MY MOM.
MY MOM.
MY MOM.
NO, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
WHO IS THAT?
WHO IS THAT?
IT'S MY COUSIN.
WHO IS THAT?
IT'S MY COUSIN.
IT'S MY COUSIN.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT?
ABOUT?
THE RETARD?
ABOUT?
THE RETARD?
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
THE RETARD?
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
EXACTLY.
NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED,
EXACTLY.
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
EXACTLY.
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
RIGHT, LUKE? AUTISTIC?
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
GRANDMA SAID THAT I DEFY
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE
CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION.
ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BI MORE.
ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BI MORE.
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
MORE.
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
LISTEN, LUKE, YOU CANNOT TELL
MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL B*TCH
MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL B*TCH
SOMETIMES.
SHE CAN BE A TOTAL B*TCH
SOMETIMES.
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
SOMETIMES.
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
KNOW?
JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU
KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ON ME, RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
ON ME, RIGHT?
TELL WHAT?
ON ME, RIGHT?
TELL WHAT?
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
TELL WHAT?
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
OH. PRETTY SHARP, COUSIN.
CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?
UH...
CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?
UH...
UH...
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
YEAH, YEAH, GO SIT DOWN WITH
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
[ SIGHS ]
BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH.
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WANT TO SIT?
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WANT TO SIT?
HMM?
SO, WANT TO SIT?
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
HMM?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER.
UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
GRANDMOTHER.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
KNOW.
AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A...YOU
KNOW.
KNOW.
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE
IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED
PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE
THEMSELVES.
IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED
THEMSELVES.
I'M QUITE SMART.
THEMSELVES.
I'M QUITE SMART.
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
I'M QUITE SMART.
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE CUTE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
NO. I DID NOT.
YOU KNOW THAT?
NO. I DID NOT.
I'M CUTE.
NO. I DID NOT.
I'M CUTE.
SO, LUKE...
I'M CUTE.
SO, LUKE...
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
SO, LUKE...
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
THREE MINUTES?
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?
THREE MINUTES?
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
THREE MINUTES?
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR
TWO.
TWO.
TWO.
[ LAUGHS ]
MM, YES, I AM A FAST LEARNER.
[ LAUGHS ]
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
[ LAUGHS ]
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
NO?
COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?
NO?
YES! YES.
NO?
YES! YES.
COULD YOU PASS ME MY BRA?
YES! YES.
LUKE, ARE YOU TOUCHING MY
GIRLFRIEND?
YES. NO!
GIRLFRIEND?
YES. NO!
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
YES. NO!
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
ISN'T SHE?
CHARLENE IS SMOKING-HOT,
ISN'T SHE?
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
ISN'T SHE?
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
EYES.
YOU ARE VERY EASY ON THE
EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
EYES.
[ LAUGHS ]
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
[ LAUGHS ]
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
IN SCHOOL.
CHARLENE'S GOT THE BEST TITS
IN SCHOOL.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
IN SCHOOL.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
HOT B*TCH.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN
HOT B*TCH.
WHERE?
HOT B*TCH.
WHERE?
WHERE DO YOU FIND A GIRL?
WHERE?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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