The Strongest Man in the World Page #2
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- Year:
- 1975
- 92 min
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ever finds out about this... Quigley, you're... (GROANS) Yes, sir? I'm what? You're... (GASPING) What's the matter, sir? I'm what? You're... (GASPING) Boy, he sure is having trouble
getting out that announcement. (GASPING CONTINUES) You're fired. - Fired?
- Fired? Yes. Fired. - Well, what about his promotion?
- Promotion? Quigley, just as soon as you can
get out, I want you out of here! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! And another thing! You kids better
stop thinking about fat cows and think about some way to make
some money for this school, because if you don't in 30 days I'm out,
and if I'm out, you're all out! You're all out.
I'll see to that! Out! Out! DEXTER: What's the matter with him?
He acts like he's gone crazy. QUIGLEY: I think I can explain it. The school has got some
large financial problems. In fact, it may be going under. The Board of Regents has been giving
Dean Higgins a lot of pressure. GIRL: But what's he
going to do without you? The school will get
along fine without me, but thank you. I'll tell you what. Why don't you all go back and clear
away your things and... (POPPING) I guess we'll call it a day. (PHONE RINGING) (SIGHS) Yeah. Hello. MAN: Uh, hello. This Dexter Riley? (SIGHS) Uh, yeah, this is Dexter Riley. Well, this is Silas Willoughby, the man who rented Ruthybelle to you. Yeah, how are you, Ruthybelle?
How you doing? This isn't Ruthybelle.
Ruthybelle's a cow. Oh. Now, what I wanna know is
what you fellas did to her. Yeah, well, somebody
did something to her. She's already given us
80 gallons of milk and still goin' strong. What do you think of that? (BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) Come on, Brutus. (BARKING CONTINUES) (SIGHS) Go home, Blossom. - That big dog pickin' on Brutus again?
- Yeah. Schuyler, you're just gonna
have to teach that dog not to be chicken. Yeah, Brutus, you're cute, but one of these days
you're gonna have to stand up and fight. - Can I have some of your cereal?
- Sure. Help yourself. Thanks. Boy, that's sure gonna be tough. Tough? What do you mean? - Quigley having to leave the school.
- Oh, yeah. This place isn't gonna
be the same without him. Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, after all, how many times
has Higgins fired Quigley? (POPPING) (POPPING CONTINUES) I mean, I can remember him being
fired at least five times. I've only been here six and a half years. (POPPING CONTINUES) I think. Or is it seven? Uh, Schuyler, I don't think I want
any more of your cereal. Well, that's okay. - Comin', Dexter?
- Yeah, I'll be right there. Come on, Schuyler.
You're gonna Miss psychology. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna miss it at all.
I'm gonna fix my car. Hey, your cereal.
You sure you're through with it? (SIGHS) Yeah, I'm through with it. Give it to Brutus. He'll eat anything. Oh, yeah. Hey, Brutus!
Come on, Brutus! Breakfast! Brutus! (BARKS) - Go to that test.
- Yeah, I know. Late again. What'd you do
with my blue socks yesterday? (BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) (ROARING) (ROARING CONTINUES) (BRUTUS BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) (ALL LAUGHING) That's great! - I think I got a rock in my shoe.
- I'll hold your books. (GRUNTS) - Dexter, how'd you do that?
- Dexter! Uh... (CHUCKLES) - I'll take it!
- My man! I'm gonna take it! (LAUGHING) Go, buddy! There you go! (CHATTERING CONTINUES) Slam-dunk it! Slam-dunk it, Dexter! Wow! Hey, Dexter, you're goin' the wrong way. Oh, no, I'm not! Come on! Really, Elmer,
I hate to have to keep haranguing you, but all of this eating in class,
it simply has to stop. I can't help it, Dean Higgins. I get hungry every once in a while. "Every once in a while"? Do you realize I have reports from your first, third, fourth
and your seventh classes? They are all complaining
about your eating. Really! All of this bag-rattling
and cracker-crunching while people are trying to study. (INTERCOM BUZZES) Yes, Mercedes. What is it? Professor Quigley's here
to pick up his severance check. Professor Quigley, hmm? Well, you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out
severance checks anymore. But we always give out
severance checks. Well, we don't anymore.
We just ran out of money. Money, money, money, money. That's all some people
think about. Money. What do you want? Uh, where was I? You were talking about my bag-rattling
and cracker-crunching. Oh. yes. And that is not the half of it. I've got complaints here
from our janitorial service. They're reporting large cake
crumbs in rooms 306 and 308. Now, this is very
serious business, Elmer. Teachers I can get, students I can get, but janitors... Ohh. So, consider this a final warning, Elmer. I don't care what you do out of class, but in class no more jelly beans, no more cake,
no more cookies, no more... (FINGERS SNAP) Elmer? Elmer, am I getting through to you? Hey, Dean Higgins, guess what. "Guess what"? Guess nothing. How dare you burst into my office
when I'm reprimanding a student? Oh, I'm sorry.
We didn't mean to interrupt, but something happened to Dexter. "Something happened to Dexter." Something is always happening to him.
That's nothing new. Besides, that's no excuse to come... Quigley, what are you doing here? I'm afraid I don't know, sir. Listen, Dexter got strong.
I mean, really strong. (ALL MURMURING) Professor Quigley,
your ideas on that formula really worked. Are you talking about
the formula you used on the cow? Yeah. All right, you kids.
All right. Out, out, out, out! - (ALL CHATTERING)
- Hey, Dean Higgins. Look! (WHIMPERING) Good heavens. And that's just with his right hand.
Show him what you can do with your left. You see what I mean? (LAUGHING) Hey, let me down, will you? Yes, for heaven's sakes, let him
down before he breaks something. - All right!
- (ALL CHEERING) There you go! - How did all this happen with the...
- I don't know. I just ate some of Schuyler's cereal,
and all of a sudden I got strong. Let me see that cereal. This is the same cereal
I eat every morning. I never get strong. Well, of course not.
It's not the cereal that made him strong. It was, well,
Professor Quigley's and my formula. Just plain cereal
wouldn't do anything like that, no matter what those companies say. I know. - What's the matter, Dean?
- Hmm? Oh, uh, nothing. Nothing. Would you young people mind waiting
outside for a moment? You too, Elmer. There you go. Everybody out. I want to talk to Professor Quigley alone
for a moment. You mean he's still working here? - Well, of course he's still working here.
- (ALL CHEERING) You kids get the craziest ideas. Would you do something about that? Everybody out. Here we go. Bye-bye. (CHUCKLES)
Aren't they wonderful? Quigley, do you realize
what we have here? Well, it seems as though
we might have quite an amazing
scientific development. It is more than that, Quigley. Do you realize what
these cereal companies would give to have a strength formula
like this in their cereal? - No. Never really thought about it.
- Well, you think about it. You think about it! Why, we've got something here that will
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