The Suicide Shop Page #2
Oh, sh*t!
Good morning.
I keep telling you, not "good morning."
You must say "bad morning"
and "goodbye" rather than "see you"
since they will never come back.
When will you understand that?
What can I do for you?
As a matter of fact,
We are hesitating.
- It would be for Mister,
or Madam?
We would like to go together.
- Good. It is more advantageous.
For Valentine's Day
we have a deal for couples.
- What are you hiding behind your back?
What will we do with you?
You drew your sister busy and pretty.
Don't you see she's useless and ugly?
Ugly, I'm ugly.
I'm really ugly.
And there he's,
making his sister cry.
Oh, it's snowing...
- Hum... Well, to us.
- What do you say?
- It's sad.
Exactly, that's sad.
And that's why it's pretty.
- That's it.
You will be happy.
- Alan, what do they say?
- See you, good night...
Pardon me.
My mistake.
Goodbye.
Damn. Too late.
- How are the news?
- Alarming.
- Good. It is good for us.
Emergency. I am going.
There, there I am coming...
- Please.
- What is it?
It's urgent. I can't stand it.
I will see if I have it.
Where is it?
Where did it go?
What are you doing here?
- I could not sleep.
- 35 Euros.
For 1 bullet only?
One maybe, but the right one.
But in the showcase it's 22 euros.
Night rate.
- Okay, I take it then.
You can come back tomorrow,
if you prefer.
- Absolutely not!
I couldn't wait.
- Who was that?
- A desperate man with an empty gun.
What are you reading?
- Statistics for this year.
One suicide attempt
every 40 min,
but only 20% success.
It's awful
Fortunately we're here.
We are not about to close shop.
- Still, it's not fun.
Good night, darling.
Sweet dreams mom
sweet dreams dad.
...
I told him, not on the public road!
We could lose our license.
- Alan
hurry up a bit!
Why can't we kill ourselves, mom?
I've told you 100 times, Marilyn.
It is impossible.
- Think, poor nitwit,
Who would keep the store?
Vincent is right.
This is a family business
started by your great-grandfather,
Clestin Tuvache.
Later, when we are too old,
you will take over the shop.
- For the boys yes.
But why can't I cut my veins.
Because it hurts.
And life is beautiful.
- No, Alan.
Life is appalling.
But we must fight.
- So, you wanted something...
- Hello, it's me again.
- Yes, hi there.
...something original,
manly...
And voila.
The seppuku, more commonly
known as hara-kiri.
Not for everybody.
For athletes only.
But strong
as you are...
What is...
was your job?
-Gym teacher
Oh, then it's for you.
I thought of gas or napalm...
A fine-immolation
in a high school courtyard
it would be striking.
But honestly, seppuku
is more classy.
I sharpen them myself.
Touch the edge of this blade.
It enters in you like in butter.
Come on, children,
let's hurry...
- Bye, mom.
Vincent!
What?
- Here is a demonstration.
Bye dad.
Have a nice day.
- Come on.
You'll be late.
I am not sure I can do it.
You do home service?
And what else?
We are not murderers after all.
We provide.
People manage.
And... it is expensive?
Certainly, but the samura kimono
is provided:
800 Euros.Ho, it's quite a sum!
- A shroud has no pockets.
Neither does a kimono ...
Excuse me. Then?
- Well, I'll take it.
- You will not regret it.
Our suicides are guaranteed.
Our motto:
"Dead or reimbursed"You only die once.
Might as well make it a unique...
...unforgettable moment.
- It can't go on
This carnage
It's too horrible
Only of the grave
What's the point
In brief
To be on earth
If we think only
If we think only
of comitting suicide.
A peaceful life
Without despair
Quiet life
And then stop
Yes stop moping
Death to Death
Let's be smart
Or else
We're all end up
We will all end up orphans
It's true
It's not funny
But we can't do anything
You shouldn't start as losers
We are only children
Just good-for-nothing
- I think we can succeed
Put an end to suicides
Let me think
I may have an idea
- Let him think
- He may have an idea
- It is not easy.
I hesitate.
- Lucrce,
can you come?
Madame would like
something feminin.
Feminin-?
What's most feminin is poison.
It's a bit like a perfume.
I was just preparing some in the lab.
Yes, a poison!
Why not?
Here, our entire range
declined poison water
or concentrated.
More expensive naturally
but so much more effective.
You prefer a contact poison or...
to inhale or to ingest?
- What is the best?
It depends on the desired effect.
I especially research
the effect of death.
- Darling,
I'm going.
Mr. Calmel's delivery.
All this is very tempting.
It is.
All our products are good.
Take your time.
I'll let you think.
- Can I help you?
- This is what?
Freeze-dried amanita phalloides.
It smells nothing
and you feel nothing.
Our customers are happy.
- How do you know?
- None ever came back.
I have no patience
- There's everything you need here
We can trust them
We don't know what to take.
That's why we hesitate.
- A rope to hang
- Or poison "sudden death"
- I thought I'd slash my wrists
Is it a good idea
That's what my brother in law did,
Now deceased.
Wait, wait, think
Or nausea or burns
Guaranteed pure product
Cyanide pellets
This is not good
The poison
In contrast,
The gun shot
Frankly I do not recommend
It's noisy
It's dirty
It is not a wonder
You failed in your life?
Succeed in your death!
- What is it?
- This is Mr. Tuvache.
I bring you your order.
Come in, it's open.
Take the pads.
Enter, Tuvache.
Come in.
- I do not know what to choose.
Sorry to bother you all this time.
Not at all.
Take your time.
- It is not
an easy decision.
Of course.
- Everything is there, Mr. Calmel.
Mr. Calmel?
Ah!
Finally. If you knew how
I've had enough of this sh*t.
- What sh*t?
- Life.
Ah yes, life...
Believe me, Tuvache
Go on to the other side,
it's the only solution,
The end of worries,
the big sleep,
The extasy...
- Still,
it isn't very joyful.
- It is those who remain
who are sad.
When you're dead, you won't
be there to miss yourself.
Think about it, man.
Yes, of course.
I put it where?
Give me that!
Finish...
For the little bill...
- There, under the bed.
Finish...
- What would you take?
- I do not know.
To die? Unfortunately
I can't allow myself.
Must say what is
I have regrets
And remorse
Going on selling death
When I see it all
All that is wrong
All that's not going well
I'd like to jump off a bridge
- I am not in good spirits.
This may be normal
With what happens
All these people
Who leave and pass away
- It would be tempting
A bloodbath
To finish
Once and for all
With the future
- It's not fun
Killing people
And to not be able
Feel more than that about it.
To kill oneself,
To behead oneself
Or be bloodless
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