The Suite Life Movie

Cody!

Just the man I wanted to see.

Zack. Just the man I want

to see walking away.

Now, normally I'd be insulted by that,

But I need to talk to you,

So I'll return just the insult later.

But just know, it's gonna

be about that shirt.

Look, Zack, now's not a good time.

You still haven't told

Bailey yet, have you?

Why are you so scared to tell Bailey.

You're doing an internship

over spring break?

Because, you know, we've made

special plans for the week,

And this is also the last spring

break before our graduation.

And because she can take you.

She cannot take me.

She put you in a headlock with her thumb.

You blacked out.

You missed November.

They had to re-inflate your

lungs with a bicycle pump.

Okay, maybe she can take me.

Which is why I wrote

everything in this letter.

She'll understand when she reads it,

And I'll be nowhere near when she does.

Cody, I've got good news.

You're a hologram and I'm an only child?

Better. I think I can help you

with this pesky Bailey situation.

Then think again, unless the

first time exhausted you.

Good one.

Sorry.

Out!

Come on.

Okay, so, here's my proposal.

Let me break the news to Bailey,

Therefore, giving her time to break

other things rather than your bones,

And in return, you give me the car.

What car?

Dad's vintage sports car,

that he and mom promised you.

For getting into college.

Which is a big building where

people go to learn things.

Oh, well, then, maybe they can teach you.

How to get along without a

car, because I want it.

Why? The only place you go more

than once a day is the bathroom.

And how much nicer

would it be to drive there?

I call shotgun!

Forget it.

The car is mine, and I certainly

don't need your help with Bailey.

No, you need me.

Zack, give that back. Zack!

Hey, come on, let that go!

Careful with that, Zack.

Give me that. No! No!

First, it's special delivery.

And now, it's air mail.

Guess you're gonna have

to write another letter.

That took me 14 hours to compose.

Why is it whenever something

is important to me,

You always find a way to ruin it?

It's fun...

Oh. Now, I have to

explain to Bailey.

Something I was able to write

so eloquently in sanskrit.

Go away, Zack.

I don't want you standing anywhere

near here when I talk to Bailey.

When you say, "near here..."

Everywhere!

Wow, wow!

Try and help out your brother

for no other reason.

Than to get something from him,

and this is the thanks you get?

Come, woodster, we're leaving.

You know, between moseby and Cody,

We're not really not welcome

anywhere on this ship.

Which is weird because we're adorable.

I know, right?

Quite.

So, then the neutron asked, "hey, waiter,

"how much is the soda?

" and the waiter responded with,

"for you, no charge!"

oh, this day is perfect.

Yes, it is. So far.

Okay, so let's talk about spring break.

I am so excited.

I've been planning our trip for a month.

Yeah, well, that's not very thorough.

Can you believe we're finally going to see.

The majestic ancient redwoods?

Oh, uh, did you know that

over 7,000 species.

Of lethal insects make

colonies in aged wood?

Duh! Okay, and then,

we're going to watch.

The Northwestern lemming run,

Where lemmings instinctively

hurl their furry little bodies.

Right off of those picturesque cliffs.

Well, nothing says spring break

like dodging falling rodents.

Okay. What is going on?

I've been trying to

tell you this whole time...

Cody, just the man I wanted to see...

Zack!

Look, this is only gonna take a

sec, and I wanna tell you...

Woody, Woody...

Down. Like I showed you.

I'm not good with machinery that moves.

I once fell down an

escalator for over an hour!

Easy, Woody, easy.

Zack, what are you doing here?

You said not to "stand" anywhere

near you while you talk to Bailey.

But I'm not standing.

I'm swinging.

Is this about that car?

Yes. Mom and dad

promised it to you,

So they won't let me have it

unless you say it's okay.

Zack, I'm talking to Bailey right now.

I would really prefer...

You haven't told her yet?

Bailey, Cody is going to do an internship

at a biology reserve over spring break.

Excuse me?

Cody is what?

Guess not.

Wait, our last spring break together,

And you choose some

biology reserve over me?

No, Bailey... Okay, yes.

I've been trying to tell

you, but I couldn't.

Look, I wrote it all down in a

letter explaining everything,

But Zack lost it.

A letter?

You put this in a letter?

Can you believe that?

You let me go on and on, talking about.

How much this spring break meant to me,

When the whole time, you made other plans.

I know.

One word. Inconsiderate.

Or is that two words?

I can't even look at you right now.

No, it's one word.

What just happened?

Well, for starters, you should

have explained to Bailey.

That the only reason

you're doing the internship.

Is because you want to get

a scholarship to Yale?

That's what was in the letter!

Why did you drop it then?

Snacks.

Thanks.

Hey, Woody. Catch!

Not very nice.

Ooh! Sandwich!

Whoa!

Sorry.

This facility is breathtaking.

I literally can't breathe.

Oh, my. What an

incredible opportunity.

I'll say. Having one of you

gone over spring break.

Means half the possibility of disaster.

Something I've been longing for

since the dawn of time itself.

You were in your teens then, right?

Zack.

What are you doing here?

And by here, I mean earth!

London brought me.

And I thought I'd give you another chance.

To reconsider the whole car thing.

Oh, forget it.

Bailey is still not talking to me.

Can you blame her?

No, I can blame you!

Wouldn't they look cute in a hat?

Or ks a hat?

I just love fishies.

Actually, London, they're not fish.

They're mammals.

But they don't have humps.

Not camels. Mammals.

As in they breathe air.

Fishies do not breathe "air,"

that's why they live in the water.

They're not fishies.

They're mammals.

Then why don't they have humps?

Ooh, yummy!

A fruit plate.

They must have known I was coming.

Mmm. Ooh!

This is so delicious.

Uh, uh... London...

Ugh! (Squeals)

I ate fish food!

I ate fish food!

Actually, it's mammal food.

Then why don't they have humps?

Zack, please go away before

you mess this up for me, too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's

like you don't trust me.

It's not like that.

It is that.

Cody? Cody Martin.

Welcome. Donald spaulding,

renowned scientist.

It says so on my parking spot.

I know. I saw.

I gushed.

Sir, I can't tell you how excited

I am about this internship.

As we are excited to have you.

Oh, society of super scientists!

Since I was your age.

Test tube, beaker, isotope!

You can't be us and be a dope!

Go, scientists!

Go, scientists!

So lame!

This is my brother, Zack.

I got the all the brains, and he got...

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, you're ugly.

Well, nothing, really.

Mmm.

Well, follow me, and I'll

show you to the lab.

Oh, kill me now.

I designed this entire facility myself,

So, it's completely state

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