The Suite Life Movie Page #2

of the art and wicked cool!

Well, that looks promising.

Come on in.

All are welcome. Perfect.

Hello, there.

I'm Zack Martin.

You know, I'm having trouble trying to

decide who is cuter, you or the dolphin.

I'm Nellie.

Nellie... Nellie, so,

what do you do around here.

Besides, you know, look amazing?

I'm a lab tech. Your brother Cody

is doing an internship here, right?

Are you as smart as he is?

Smarter. You know, I recently

posted the highest score ever.

On kangaroo kaboom.

So, can you operate that?

Oh! Let's find out!

Cody, out of 2,000 applicants,

Your paper was the most intriguing.

I almost sent a duplicate in

latin, to show diversity.

I should have.

I never listen to that voice in my head.

Mostly because it's in latin.

Well. A brilliant essay.

"theories of communicating with another species,

"or what it's like

to have a twin brother."

The culmination of a lifetime

of unwilling research.

I know just how you feel.

I have a lesser twin myself.

I think you'll be inspired by

the research we're working on.

I'm just inspired that you iron your tie.

Oh! Me, too!

I iron my pocket hankie.

No one cares.

Okay.

Sir, I can't wait to see what

other wonders will unfold.

Well, I've discovered a rare fruit,

That, when combined with the

DNA of these jellyfish,

Could enable dolphins to

telepathically communicate with us,

Making our two worlds one.

Do you know what this means?

That we can talk to dolphins.

I'm sorry, was that not clear?

It was clear.

Just very strange.

No, it isn't.

This could change the world!

Just imagine it, Cody.

By feeding dolphins this substance,

We could potentially teach them

about humanity and science,

And they could teach us about...

Follow me.

Zack.

This is so exciting!

I have so many questions!

As would Zack, if he were here!

Not here?

Zack's not here.

No, he is not!

So, why don't I take a casual,

nonchalant little stroll.

To see if I can locate

the harmless little lad.

I'll just be right...

Here they are.

Obviously, we use dolphins because

they are incredibly intelligent.

Except Wally.

The closer the research

comes to its conclusion,

The more I know that they

want it as much as we do.

And exactly how close are you?

Just really good friends.

Why? What have you heard?

I meant, with the research.

I know. I mean, I knew

that was what you were...

There are a series of steps to

converging our minds with dolphins.

But I know you'll be a vital

part of our work here.

Sir, I'm honored that you've

put such trust in me.

Just one thing.

Yes?

Can I have a name tag?

How's that? (Chuckles)

Here you go.

And it's laminated!

Did it myself.

These are the most technically

advanced submersibles in the world.

Why don't you get in and get a feel for it?

Zack Martin, get out of there this second!

Don't worry.

I'm not gonna do anything, uh...

Like that?

What did you do?

I don't know.

I just pressed this thing-a-majig.

And played with this

hoozie-ma-whats,

And flipped the lever

that said "start."

That explains it.

I insist you cease and desist.

Okay, fine.

I can unpress th all.

Don't unpress. Press was bad.

Unpress, even worse than press.

Well, I guess we could find out.

So, it's my understanding

that you graduated from Yale.

With top honors.

I know.

How? I did a little

research of my own.

Well, now, Yale is begging

me for my research.

Uh-huh.

Mmm-hmm. Yes.

Well, and Harvard, and Princeton,

And quite a few community colleges.

And one vocational school.

As well they should.

Well, you know, not to brag,

But do you know what the

other researchers call me?

Idiot!

No. Well, not to my face.

Not you, sir. Him!

Oh, no!

Zack! Get out of there!

Can you hear me?

Oh, Cody!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Turn around

and go back now!

Sure, that would be

the not fun option.

Zack!

That's

sea Captain Zack to you.

Whoa!

Turn around!

Do something!

Stop them!

You don't know

what you're doing!

You don't know

what you're doing!

Sea wall!

Of course I see the wall.

It's a big glass wall.

You're heading towards the sea wall!

If that sea wall goes,

you'll be sucked out to sea!

Eject!

No, you're a reject!

Not reject,

you, reject! Eject!

Wall!

Eject! Eject!

Eject now! The red button!

Okay...

Some of you may look at

this tank as half empty,

But it's more like a quarter.

Dr. Spaulding,

I can explain.

Is that a dolphin?

Fired! Fired from

my internship.

There goes my scholarship to Yale.

And my girlfriend won't even talk to me!

It's all your fault, Zack!

Hey, hey, hey, I totally

understand that you feel the need.

To put the blame on anyone

who happens to be nearby.

That was my one shot, Zack.

Look, it looks bad now.

But we're going to look

back at this and laugh.

And remember, "he who laughs

last, thinks the slowest."

This wasn't like all the

other times you messed up.

This affects my whole my future.

That's unforgivable.

Hey, I didn't mean to.

You never mean to do it,

Zack. You just do it!

I'll never forgive you

for this! Ever!

I hate you!

That's harsh.

I'm done, man.

We're through.

We may be twins, but we are not brothers.

Did I do a good job, sir?

Cody and I were supposed to

spend spring break together,

And he went off to do

something at just he wanted.

Oh, that is sad.

You want to count my money?

You can't have it, but you can count it.

Oh.

Ha! It's Cody. Again!

So, answer him.

Are you kidding?

And let him off that easy?

No, think again.

Okay, I'll try.

You know, Cody hurt me.

He abandoned me.

And now, he needs to know what

it feels like to be ignored.

I'm sorry, what?

Cody won't hear from me

until he's so worried.

He's trembling like a hound

dog pushing out a peach pit.

Ha! I am woman,

hear me ignore!

I'm sorry, what?

Oh, thanks!

They're Arturo vitali.

They're made from eel skin.

I hope they're not anybody you know.

Cody, there you are.

Go away!

Didn't you get my e-mail about me

constructing my emotional borders.

Forbidding you from entering

the country that is my soul?

All your e-mails go

directly to trash.

Besides, I think you're gonna cheer

up once you see who I've found.

Good day,

Mr. Martin.

Dr. Spaulding?

Yes.

What are you doing here?

Well, although there is no chance

you'll ever work for me again, ever,

In this, or in any parallel universe,

There is another internship.

That I think you're right for.

Are you serious? Don't toy with me now.

I'm fragile and broken.

No, I'm quite serious.

It would be a shame to see

your talents go to waste.

Sir, you don't know

how much this means to me,

Just getting a second chance.

Well, the gemini project,

about 50 miles from us,

Is an isolated science camp.

Doing research similar

to ours, but on twins.

I'm a twin!

The superior twin. Yes.

It's true.

I'm proof.

You certainly are.

Well, I sent your application paper.

To the scientist

who runs it, Dr. Olsen.

He was quite excited.

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