The Sum of Us Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 100 min
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who doesn't know you're about
to happen to him tonight?
- We've said g'day a
few times, down the pub.
Ah!
Courting?
- No, Dad, not yet.
But you never know your
luck in a big city, though.
- Are you
sure about this, Mum?
- No, Jenny, I'm not sure at all.
- Do you want me to come in with you?
- No.
This is something I've got to do.
Now.
Hmm!
Wish me luck.
- Now just relax, Mrs. Johnson.
- Hmm!
- I'm going to show you several faces.
Now, I want you to just let them drift by,
but if you see one that catches your eye,
we can go back and have a second look.
- Oh, my God, sorry.
I'm a bit nervous.
- Oh, no need to be, dear.
You know, you've just
taken your first step,
towards finding your perfect partner.
Have a look.
- Oh!
Mmm.
Hmm!
- Yes.
I'll give the party a call.
Right, yes.
Thanks very much.
- You eating, or what?
Who was that?
- Man about a dog.
- What bloody dog?
- There's tomato sauce on it already.
Yeah, I know.
It needs more.
- Of course, some people
think it isn't very
good manners to read at the dinner table.
- Some people haven't lived
with you for twenty odd years.
- Some people should be so bloody lucky.
- You should read a few
more books, you know.
- Mmm?
- There's a lot more to life
than what you see on telly.
Like this bloke, Sir Richard Burton.
One of the greatest
explorers that ever lived.
First white man to see
And the first man to discover the lakes,
in Africa, that are
the source of the Nile.
A man-
- I thought he married Elizabeth Taylor.
- Who could take on the
world, and conquer it.
- Yeah, a couple of times.
- Not afraid of anything.
You should read it, you
might pick up a few hints.
- What for?
I do not want to go
chasing all over Africa,
looking for a place to have a swim.
already been discovered.
- No, it hasn't.
- Which bit's are missing?
- There's amazing things waiting for
you just around the corner.
Wonderful things, like love.
The greatest adventure of all.
Your grandmother said it once.
The greatest explorers, she said,
are the explorers of the human heart.
- Is that why she became a dyke?
- Your grandmother was not a dyke!
- She was licking Aunt
Mary's p*ssy for 40 years.
What else do you call it?
- I admit her relationship
with Mary was, intimate.
But she was not a dyke.
Lesbian, perhaps.
- Lezzo, dyke, what's the diff?
- What's the diff?
What's the diff?
There's a whole lot of flaming diff.
Your grandmother was a
very beautiful woman.
And just because she found happiness
after your grandfather had died,
just because, in her
grief, she turned to Mary,
and the of them found
comfort in each other's arms,
doesn't give you the
right to call her names.
How would you like it if
pansy, fairy, poofter?
- You do, half the time.
- Only when I'm annoyed with you.
Now eat your veggies.
- No, I've had it.
I've done my dash.
- Now, you know...
You know how you get angry with me,
when I don't turn the
taps off in the shower?
- Look, I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, don't apologise.
Listen, listen.
Every time you finish a meal, you always
push your plate away from you.
Always.
Now, I've told you until I'm blue in
the face, but you always do it.
It doesn't matter where we are.
Here, out, Buckingham
Palace, for all you care.
You'd bloody do it there,
and it drives me mental!
- If that's how you feel.
- That's how I feel.
There's a Sara Lee in the fridge.
- Mmm-mmm, no thanks, mate.
Don't wanna go breaking out in zits.
Fact is, I'm running late as it is.
- Bit early, isn't it?
- Well, you know what they
- Yes, but I don't think
that's the sort of worm
they had in mind when they said it.
Ah, leave the dishes, I'll do them.
- Ta, Dad.
I'll just, uh, clean my teeth.
- See what I mean?
He hasn't been this excited for ages.
This one must be quite something.
- Your dinner's nearly cold.
- Sorry.
- It'd be nice if you showed some respect
for your mother's cooking.
Someone has to.
- I'll grab something at the pub.
- Going out again, are we?
Be nice if you spent some
time at home, occasionally.
- It's Friday night, for Pete's sake.
- You smell like a Bombay brothel, too.
- Good stuff that, Dad.
Obsession, it's called.
It costs a fortune.
- So, where are you going?
Dancing?
- You never bloody let up, do you?
meet people, that's all.
Wasn't as if it was ballet or anything.
- I only asked where you were going.
And you watch your tongue
in front of your mother.
- Sorry, Mum. I'll see you later.
- Be good, dear.
Have a nice time.
- And if you can't be good, be careful.
See? I do try.
- No, you don't.
You don't really try.
You never give him an inch.
- I was surprised by the
number of products I had in my
kitchen cupboard that were unfriendly.
And also so surprised how harmful they
were the ones that I did have.
- You, um.
You don't feel like going out?
- There's a film on telly.
Don't worry, I'll watch it in my room.
Coast will be clear.
- That's all right then.
How do I look?
God's gift?
- Did you use a whole
bottle of aftershave?
- Bit fierce, is it? Obsession.
He said it was his favorite.
in moderation.
Where are you meeting him?
At the Prinny?
- Yep. That's if he shows up.
- I thought you had a date.
- Yeah, well, but, you
know, knowing my luck.
- There's plenty of others.
- No, Dad, this is different.
He's, um, something else.
Nice.
- I expect he'll turn up then.
- I hope so.
- You've gotta have a bit
more faith in yourself, Jeff.
If you were my son's friend, you know,
I'd be pleased it was you.
- Things don't always work out like that
in the real world, Dad.
- You better not keep him waiting.
- Too right
- Cop ya.
- Later
- Have fun.
- Thanks, mate.
Do my best.
- He's 24 years old, and he's no virgin,
that's a sure and certain fact.
But he's carrying on like
it was his first ever date.
You might have noticed that he lacks a bit
of confidence in himself,
in the romantic stakes.
I can't see why. I mean,
he's a nice enough looking lad,
if you like that sort of thing.
But, uh, about 3 years
ago, a terrible thing
happened to him.
He fell in love.
It didn't last that long.
The other bloke, uh,
Kevin, I think it was, oh,
he was a nice enough lad,
but a bit flighty.
Training to be a Qantas
steward or something.
he just moved on to greener pastures, and,
it just about broke Jeff's heart.
- It's true. Grandma was a dyke.
Well, lesbian.
I used to go and stay down
there for my holidays, you know.
They were the best times.
Just a little brick-and-tile
down by the Hawkesbury.
Nothing flash, but clean.
Gran was always polishing every bit
of woodwork in the house.
So you'd get up in the
morning and there'd be
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