The Sum of Us Page #3
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- 1994
- 100 min
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this wonderful smell of lavender floor
polish, all over the place.
- Good night.
- That reminds me of a funny story.
Suppose it's a bit off.
I was there, once.
Some of my cousins were staying, too.
So I had to sleep in the spare bed
in Gran's room, you know.
I remember, I could see it so clearly.
Waking up that first morning,
Looking across to Gran's
big old double bed,
And there were Gran and Mary.
Tucked up in bed, wrapped
up in each other's arms.
Gran was snoring, I remember.
them for such a long time.
Just looked natural somehow, you know?
Like the most natural thing I'd ever seen.
Like love.
- Hello?
- Joyce Johnson?
- No. No, I'll Just get her.
Mum, it's for you.
- Hello?
- Ah, look, you don't know me, um,
but my name's Harry Mitchell,
and I got your name from
Desiree's Introduction Agency.
- Oh, yeah. Mr. Mitchell,
Pleased to meet you.
- Please. Call me Harry.
- Of course. I'm sorry. Harry.
But...
Look, it's all right...
- It's the first time I've
done this sort of thing, too.
- Oh, you mean, um, you don't use
Desiree's on a regular basis?
- No.
No, nothing like that.
Um...
No, I'm interested in
a serious relationship,
and the most important thing
to me is companionship.
Uh, I was thinking that we
should, uh, meet, have a meal,
you know, somewhere, uh, quiet, classy.
- Isn't that a bit rowdy?
Well, they, um, you know, have a very nice
dining room, actually,
and there's dancing.
Proper dancing.
Well, but if, you know, you'd prefer a
movie or races or whatever...
- No, no, no, no. I'd like
to have dinner at your club.
- You would?
- Mmm.
- Oh, that's very nice, Joyce.
Well, then I'll pick you up on Saturday,
say half past 12?
- Yeah. Or I could meet you
there, if you like, Harry?
- No, no, no, no. It would be my pleasure.
Um, I'm looking forward to it, I promise.
- Me, too.
- So, 'till Saturday, then.
- Bye.
- Bye, then.
- G'day, Baxter.
- Hi, George.
That's better. Couldn't
Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
Baxter?
- Oh, it's a joke. The
footy team, you know.
Backs to the wall, boys, here comes Jeff.
- So, you play footy.
- Just the local pub, just amateur.
Bit of a laugh.
- Well, it's more than a
laugh, from what I've heard.
What goes on in those locker rooms?
- Oh, well, it's a
man's world, mate.
It's all spit on the floor,
and, how many sheilas
did you root last night?
Do you play any sport?
- Yeah, swimming.
I do a lot of swimming.
Keeps me away from home a fair
bit, I suppose that's why.
All by yourself, in the water,
no one to hassle you, give
you a hard time, you know.
Won a few medals, too, at school.
- Wouldn't mind seeing
you in your Speedos!
- I'll show you later. Got 'em on now.
if you wear your footy shorts...
- You're on.
I really liked you from the first time
I saw you down the pub.
the courage to even say g'day.
- I thought you weren't
interested, you know.
Like, I've seen you,
too, and in the park.
I work in the park.
And I've seen you there, jogging,
in that footy gear.
Those shorts look really sexy on you.
- What you said before,
about, about, home,
don't you get on, at home?
- Oh, Mum's all right, but
Dad's a bit tricky, you know.
finding fault with everything I do.
He went through the
roof when I got my job.
- Gardening? What's wrong with that?
He said it wasn't good enough
for me. No future in it.
But I'm bringing home nearly
as much money as him, already.
He's, I don't know, he's
like a stranger to me.
Someone I live with, but don't...
know very well, and, don't like very much.
That's why I took up swimming.
different at our house.
Do you wanna come home?
- Just push it open.
Make yourself comfy.
Want a beer?
- Where's...
Is your dad out?
- He'll be in bed.
- Well, shouldn't we be a bit quiet then?
- What for?
- In case we wake him up.
- Ha! He won't be asleep. Not yet.
Probably come and say G'day .
I told you, he knows all about me,
what I do and who I do it with.
I bring blokes back all the time.
Not that there's that many,
I mean. I should be so lucky.
What I'm trying to say is that Dad knows,
and he doesn't care.
- Well, if you're sure.
- Scout's honor..
If they've got any left.
Come on.
Sit down.
Relax.
That's better. Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
- I'm really glad you showed up.
- So, what about the other
teams? The football teams.
- You're just an old
footy perv, aren't you?
- Uh-huh.
- Just 'cause they're
big, butch footballers,
doesn't mean they're
Superman, in bed, you know.
Every year, the team goes to Manila,
for the, you know, post-season holiday.
And every year, they end up in a brothel.
We've got this one real
brick with ears, Jack Rhymer.
First time, he was really shocked.
He'd been with this Asian chick.
She was all over him, you
know. Doing everything,
like a Chinese gymnast.
Jacko wasn't too keen on that.
He said he kept wishing
he was with an Aussie girl
who'd just lie there
like a soggy cornflake.
- Um...
What do you like?
- Well, I don't know as I'd
win any gold medals, but...
I like a bit of action.
- So do I.
- Don't let me interrupt anything.
- For crying out loud,
Dad, can't you ever knock?
- I was just going to get
myself a beer. Anyone else?
- No.
- It's ok, I Promise you.
- Relax, just carry on as usual.
- But he saw us.
- F***, he's seen worse than that.
- A couple of years ago, I had
a friend who stayed the night.
We were having a wake-up session.
Dad brings the tea, right
in the middle of it.
- Oh, what did he say?
- Ah, he said, careful of the sheets.
It broke the ice.
- Well, aren't you going to introduce me?
- Yes, sorry.
This is Greg. Greg, this is my dad.
- Very pleased to meet
you. You can call me Harry.
Sit down.
Come on.
- Thanks.
- Make yourself at home.
- Um...
- Well!
Up your bum.
- It's just a joke. Dad's
always making jokes.
- Yeah, like that time with
- Steady on Dad, it's a bit off, that is.
- What was that about
lavender floor polish?
you wouldn't be interested.
It's just a misunderstanding.
- What do you do for a crust, son?
- He's a gardener, Dad.
- Oh, yeah, deaf and dumb, is he, too?
- I work at the Botanical Gardens.
- Is that right?
- Mmm-hmm.
would like another drink.
- Uh...
- Want something stronger?
- No. No. This is fine.
- Got some scotch, maybe
a drop of brandy left.
- Well, I wouldn't say
no to a drop of scotch.
- You know what they say,
whisky makes you frisky.
- Yeah, and, brandy makes you randy.
- Hey, pity we haven't got any rum, eh?
- That's a good one, I like that.
- Ha.
- I'll make it a double,
then. I'll just get the ice.
- These are wonderful.
- My pride and joy.
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