The Sum of Us Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 100 min
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Not as good as my brother Eric's.
I don't know what he does.
- Well, uh,
You know what they say about tomatoes.
Same as lemon trees.
- Busy at the Prinny?
- Uh, yeah, it was packed.
- Nice pub.
- What, you've been there?
- Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, when it
became obvious, that, uh,
Jeff was, well, that way,
I thought, well, "His
heart, his life," and, um,
I'd never met any
willie-woofters, so, I...
sorry, gay persons.
Or none that I knew of, anyway.
I thought, well I've gotta
find out what all this is about.
So, uh...
I got him to take me on a pub crawl.
It started off at the Prinny.
We had a great old time.
I had no idea there was that many places.
We ended up at the, The
Barracks, I think it was.
I got talking to a couple
of blokes, you know,
a bit nancy, but a lot of fun, really.
And, uh, and one of them, well,
he must've thought I
was that way inclined.
He asked me my name
and when I said, Harry,
He said, oh no, that
doesn't suit you at all.
You'll always be Harriet to me.
Well, Harriets not a name
I've ever been fond of.
So I said, Harriet? Never!
Call me Henrietta.
- Henrietta, eh?
It doesn't really suit you.
- Eh? You reckon?
I thought it was pretty good myself.
I mean, a bit refined, you know?
- Cripes, I just can't imagine my dad
ever doing something like that.
What's that? What's that?
You know, when I'm working, of course.
What's that?
- Cheers.
- So you, uh, live at home, uh,
- Greg.
- Ah.
Yeah. Worst luck.
- And, uh...
You don't get on with
your family then, Greg?
- Well.
- Greg's folks don't
know about him yet, Dad.
- I see.
Don't you think that's a shame, Greg?
Leave it, Dad.
- Oh, I've always been
very grateful for Jeff
being honest with me.
I mean, not that I had a lot of choice.
Finding him in the back shed there
when he was, what, 14, were you?
You know, sticking it
up Willie Jones' bum.
- I was not up his b...
- Well, near as bloody damn it...
- You are very broad-minded...
- I try to be, mate.
I have to be, you know.
I mean, this is Jeff's home,
and if he's unable to be
himself here, where can he be?
And I want you to think of this
as your home, too, eh, Greg?
You're welcome here any time you like.
We don't have any secrets
from each other here.
- Nothing on, uh, telly, Dad?
This is much better, eh?
- Well, uh,
up your bum, Henrietta.
- Up your dress, Griselda.
- You two are well away, aren't ya?
- Tell me, what's your ambition?
You know, what's your dream?
Apart from playing hide-the-sausage,
I mean, what would you like to do in life?
- My secret dream?
My really, truly secret dream?
Oh.
- I'd, I'd like to
plant a forest, you know?
And watch it grow.
And go out and stand in the middle
of all these great trees, and say,
I planted this, I made this.
- That's magnificent.
Do it.
That's wonderful, don't you think, Jeff?
- Bloody oath.
Make a fair old swag of
violins, too, wouldn't it?
- Make a fair old swag of violins, too.
Don't you have any respect
for the English language?
- What's wrong with the way I talk?
- I like the way he talks.
It's real manly. It turns me on.
Uh, I'm sorry, Harry, that was a bit bold.
- Please. Pretend I'm not here.
- Yes, please.
- Why don't you get the, uh,
young fellow another whisky, Jeff?
- No, no, really. I'm a two-pot screamer.
- I'm a bit like that, myself.
Two, and I'm anybody's.
- Three, and I'm everybody's.
- Four, and I'm nobody's.
- Actually, maybe I will have one more.
I might do anything.
- Feel free.
- Nice place you got here, Harry.
- I'm very pleased you like my boy, Gary.
He, uh, doesn't push himself very much,
you know, sometimes.
But, uh, he's got a heart of gold.
And he likes you.
- Well, I think he's very nice.
- But if you need anything to, uh,
well, uh,
He can be a bit of a lump.
Uh, I've got these magazines,
you know, if you need
anything to get started.
- Um.
Well, are, are these Jeff's?
- Yeah.
No, uh, i...I bought them.
I just, uh, wanted to find out what sort
of thing he got up to.
I mean, I had a fair idea, uh, of course.
But there's, uh, some,
uh, things in here, uh,
that I would never have imagined.
And this one, it's about safe sex.
Oh, I was worried about
this terrible aids thing.
I mean, who isn't these days?
- Yeah.
- And, uh, I just wanted to
find out if Jeff was safe.
Um.
Well, you know, it
worries me; he's my son.
Um, ahem and, uh,
So I thought I'd just
like, so Jeff could find
out what it was about,
but he told me that he knew...
- It's all right Mr.
Mitchell. I mean, I do,
do safe sex, too,
If that's what you're worried about.
- Hmm.
Well, there you go, then, um,
If you need a turn-on.
Um, well, um, have a good time, won't you?
- Thanks.
- Yeah, I will get out of your way now.
It's been very nice to meet you, Gary.
You, too. Uh, Greg. You, too, Mr. Mitchell
- Don't do anything I
wouldn't do, you two.
- Can't believe he's gone.
thought he'd never get the hint.
- Sorry, Greg. I, uh, forgot to ask,
how you take your tea in the morning.
- As it comes.
- White, with two?
- Piss off, will ya?
- Don't mind me. Good night, all.
- He really does mean well.
Where was I?
- Look, uh,
do you mind? I think I'll give it a miss.
- Come on.
It's still early.
- No, really.
Another time...
- Did he say something to you?
- No. No. He's a wonderful man, it's, uh,
it's just, uh,
I got a bit of a headache, you know.
- I've got some Panadeine.
- Doesn't help. Migraine, you know.
I need those real strong
ones. I better push off.
- It's him, isn't it? It's Dad.
- No, it's not him.
It's not you, or anyone.
It's just me.
I can't hack it.
Bringing your boyfriend home,
and not having to lie and pretend.
Look, I think it's really
terrific what you've got
with him, I really do.
- But?
- It hurts a bit.
It makes me feel guilty about what we do.
Maybe it's too domestic.
Sort of makes the atmosphere,
I don't know, not very sexy.
I'd like to see you again,
Jeff. I really would.
I like you a lot. You're
a really nice guy.
So is your dad.
Tell him I said good-bye.
- Don't go, mate. Please.
I like you, mate, you know.
I don't just mean sex.
We don't have to do that,
if you'd rather not.
I like you as a person, you know.
I feel comfy with you.
Just don't go, please.
We can talk, get to know each other a bit,
I'm wasting my breath, aren't I?
- Yeah, sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
- I'll see you, then?
- Yeah, mate. Of course.
- I do like you, Jeff.
- Ta.
I went down to Melbourne once.
Kevin had moved there and I thought,
into getting back with me.
Didn't work, of course.
The point is I went down by train,
and there was this woman.
Couldn't take my eyes off her.
Suddenly, she said,
Oh.
The agonizing pain of it all.
The agonizing pain.
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