The Sum of Us Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 100 min
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- It's all that talk about sex, isn't it?
It's got you all worked up.
All right. Three months.
- Joyce.
I can't say I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life,
but I'm the happiest I can
remember being for a very long time
- Yeah mate, mate,
that's you, that is you.
You can't wear Y-fronts
all your life, mate.
- No, let's just get one
already at the butcher's.
- Yeah. Go with the frozen ones.
Too small.
- What's got into you this year?
- That's twice the size
the one we normally have.
- We don't make enough of Christmas,
That's our trouble. It's the
season of goodwill, family.
It's high time you started
thinking about a family
of your own, find some nice young fellow,
get set up in life.
- It's not that flaming easy.
Doesn't just happen to order.
The choice is a bit more
limited, for one thing.
Maybe some places like San Francisco,
all the blokes wear their
d*cks on their sleeves.
- You ever thought of
going there for a holiday?
- I don't want to live like that, Dad.
I don't want to live in a world
that just begins and ends with being gay.
I like having all sorts of people around.
Kids and old folks, every
I don't want to live in a world
without women. I like women.
Me and the girls in the
office get on great.
They know, they don't
Fancy the same blokes sometimes.
girls. Done it with a few
of them to make sure I wasn't
missing out on anything.
- You've done it with girls?
You never told me that.
- Yeah.
I didn't want you to get your hopes up.
- Did you like it?
See what I mean?
- Hey, hey.
Bugger it.
Could you get it up?
- Of course I could. It's not
exactly an obstacle course.
Something different.
But they just don't
turn me on like men do.
- Would, would you like to try it again?
No, Dad. Not off the top of my head.
See what I mean about
getting your hopes up?
I like doing it with blokes,
Dad. I don't think that's ever
going to change because I don't
want it to, I don't want to
be limited by others' ideas of
who I am. Yours or anyone else's
- I don't think I've ever
put any limits on you, Jeff.
- I...
Dad, I know.
You've been great, mate.
The best dad in the world, I reckon.
The fairest, that's a certain fact.
I don't often say it, but it's Christmas.
So thanks, mate, for everything.
I mean, you give me the
first-class shits at times,
and I suppose I do you.
But I don't think there's
many got a father like you.
- And I'm a very lucky man
to have a son like you, mate.
What do you reckon?
- How are we going to get the f***er home?
- Magnificent,
just what Christmas should be.
- Tada.
Oh, not her again. I thought
we'd ditch the b*tch.
- Never!
first Christmas of our marriage,
just before you were born.
I suppose some people
might see that as an omen.
- She's looking a bit tacky, Dad.
Why can't we get a nice
star, or something?
- Not as long as I'm alive.
You can do what you like when I'm gone.
- I miss her, Dad.
I miss her like crazy.
- Not half as much as I do, lad.
It's not possible.
- Yeah, mate, I know.
I'm sorry.
- I think about her sometimes.
Sitting on a fluffy white cloud
Surrounded by lots of
fat little naked babies sprouting wings.
making pretty music.
Waiting for me to come along and join her.
It helps, sometimes.
Sometimes it makes it worse.
Sometimes I miss her so much,
I can hardly wait to
hear the pretty music.
- Come on, Dad.
Cheer up, you old
pisshead. Give me a hand.
- Yeah, well, you know.
- You should take a leaf
out of your own book, mate.
I mean, there's bound to be a
few oldwidows floating around.
- There's a few young ones, too.
- But I mean within the
realms of possibility, mate.
Somebody who'll fancy you.
- Would it worry you if there was?
- Hell, no, mate, it'd be great.
- Well, there is.
- What?
You old dog.
How long has this been going on?
- A while.
- You are lower than a
snake's belly, know that?
Not a single word to me about this.
- Now don't go getting all hurt.
I just wanted to be sure.
- Cause for celebration?
- I'll drink to that.
- So, um...
Have you, uh...
Have you stuck it up her yet?
- You dirty bastard!
You have, haven't you?
Is that where you've been
all those night?
- Listen, don't you talk
about Joyce like that,
if you don't mind. She's a
very refined kind of person.
- So is it love then, Dad?
- No.
I mean, I can't honestly say that it is.
But it might be the next best thing.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- So, when's it going to be?
- Well,
we haven't set the big day.
- But you're going to?
- Yeah. I, you know, if
she gets on with you.
- I do not come into this.
Unless you need me to
move out or anything.
- Of course I don't, Jeff.
And nor would Joyce want that.
- Yeah?
You haven't told her
everything, have you, Dad?
- Well, no. I mean...
- Dad.
- Well look.
Joyce is a very kind
and understanding woman.
You'll love her and she will love you.
And, uh, you know, when things
work out, because they will,
Uh, well, you can stay
here, in your own home,
as long as you like.
Until such time as you want
to move out on your own
or with someone.
- Well I'll be, huh?
- Merry Christmas, son.
- Come here, you old bastard.
Merry Christmas, Dad.
- Joyce.
Happy New year.
- Happy new year, Harry.
- Aren't you going to shut the door?
- Sorry.
- Ah. Is this Jeff?
- Yes.
On his 21st.
in the looks department.
- You reckon?
Some people say they
can't see the resemblance.
- I find that difficult to believe.
Um...
I'm really hanging out for a drink.
- Make yourself at home.
- Yeah.
- Jeff out on the town tonight?
- Too right.
New Year's Eve.
Don't expect him home until the morning.
- Right.
This is really pleasant out here, Harry.
- You sound, uh, surprised.
- Oh, well, you know,
you keep it really neat and
tidy.
Ah.
- Oh, to be honest, uh, I bought them.
- What?
Why?
- Well, uh, Jeff's, uh...
- Oh.
I see.
Ah.
Why didn't you tell me?
- I was going to. Um, I know I should've.
- You bought these?
You encourage him?
Jesus, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
You ought to be ashamed of him!
- I've never been
ashamed of Jeff. Not ever.
How can I be ashamed of
what my seed's become?
What my love's become.
- You couldn't tell me.
I mean, it's probably the most
important thing in your life,
and you couldn't tell me.
- It doesn't change anything.
- Well, it does to me.
All this time I've been thinking
I've been getting to know
you, you've been lying to me.
- It amounts to the same thing.
- Just meet Jeff.
You'll love him.
You'll see.
- Harry, no. I can't.
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