The Super Mario Bros. Movie Page #11

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PEACH:
No!

[Bowser laughs, but his moment of victory is short-lived as Mario and Luigi emerge, granted with the Super Star's power of invincibility. Bowser becomes shocked and tries to step on them, the impact only being sent through them to the ground. The brothers send Bowser flying with an uppercut.]

BOWSER:
RIP THEM TO PIECES!

[The Koopas, Spinies, Shy Guys, Hammer Bros, Sledge Bros, Goombas, Buzzy Beatles, Koopa Paratroopas and Piranha Plants follow Bowser's orders and rush towards the Mario Bros. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi nod at each other and split up. A Sledge Bro tries to hit Invincible Mario but the hammer gets destroyed and Invincible Mario throws the Sledge Bro at the Koopas, while Donkey Kong jumps with Peach and Toad in his arms. A Shy Guy is jumping on a whimpering Spike as the Dry Bones, Snifit and Hammer Bro watch. Invincible Luigi defeats Dry Bones, uses its shell as a shield to block Hammer Bro's hammers and defeats both the Hammer Bro and Snifit. Invincible Luigi grabs on a Shy Guy's strap, before letting it go, sending the Shy Guy flying.]

LUIGI:
Oh, hey, Spike!

SPIKE:
Luigi?!

[Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi run side by side and zoom into the Koopa Army, defeating them, the Spinies, Hammer Bros, Piranha Plant, Shy Guys, Buzzy Beetles and Goombas. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi jump on the Bullet Bills and Paratroopas, defeating them. The scene goes into slow motion as the Mario Brothers' parents are awed by Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi. Time goes back to normal speed as the Piranha Plant traps them both with its jaws, much to the parents' horror...]

MARIO & LUIGI'S FATHER: No!

[...but Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi break free from the Piranha Plant as the Mario Brothers' parents are more awed than ever.]

MARIO & LUIGI'S FATHER: Mamma mia!

[Bowser throws a car at them, once again to no avail, as Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi grab a power line like a trapeze and kick him. Bowser tries to crush them, but Invincible Mario slides underneath him and throws him on the ground. Invincible Luigi headbutts Bowser and uses a mushroom as a trampoline. Invincible Mario uppercuts and bicycle-kicks Bowser as Invincible Luigi throws a block at him, causing the Koopa King to collapse. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi grab Bowser by his tail, spins him around, and tosses him up in the air. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi jump up high and punch Bowser, sending him to the ground, causing a giant crack on his castle. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi front-flip and prepare the finishing double-curb stomp. Bowser attempts to scorch them to death, but Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi break through the fire breath and strike Bowser, destroying his castle in the process. The five main characters (including Mario and Luigi, in their normal state after the Super Star's effect wears off) loom over Bowser.]

BOWSER:
Peaches... (chuckles) Uh, listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance.

PEACH:
Ew. No.

BOWSER:
No-no-no-no-no--! (Peach force-feeds Bowser a Mini Mushroom causing him to shrink; in a high-pitched voice) Hey! Hey! That is not cool!

DONKEY KONG:
Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom!

MARIO:
(to Peach) See? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle.

PEACH:
(giggles) Not bad, mustache. And Luigi, you're so brave.

LUIGI:
Oh, thanks, uh, yeah, it's kind of my thing.

MARIO & LUIGI'S MOTHER: (she and Mario and Luigi's father arrive) Ah, my boys! My heroes! (embraces the brothers)

MARIO & LUIGI'S FATHER: Wahoo! Mario! You were amazing! (laughs)

MARIO:
Thanks, Dad.

DONKEY KONG:
Ah, bring it in!

(Donkey Kong pulls everyone for a back-breaking hug. Suddenly, the sound of applause sounds out. Everyone turns to see the entire populace, including Mario and Luigi's family, Francis, his owners, and even Spike cheering for Mario and Luigi.]

PIKE:
Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!

[The populace continues to cheer the brothers on.]

MARIO & LUIGI'S FATHER: These are my boys!

MARIO:
Ha-hey!

GIUSEPPE:
Wahoo!

[The brothers do their handshake.]

MARIO & LUIGI: Ay!

[Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong strike a pose.]

TOAD:
Yes!

[The five appear in a newspaper with the headline "BROOKLYN SAVED!", tacked onto a bulletin board in Mario's bedroom. Mario's alarm goes off, and Mario stops his alarm as "Mr. Blue Sky" by the Electric Light Orchestra begins to play. Mario and Luigi get dressed, grab their tools, and exit their house...in the Mushroom Kingdom.]

GREEN TOAD:
Morning!

YELLOW TOAD:
Hello!

[Mario and Luigi race each other to a Warp Pipe and jump in.]

MARIO:
Wahoo!

[THE END...]

LUMALEE:
Now that's a happy ending. Or is it? Because everything's over now. And all that's left is you and the infinite void. (beat) Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?

[Lumalee pulls out a saxophone and begins to play a jazzy rendition of the Super Mario Bros. theme as the credits roll.]

[Bowser is seen playing the piano again, singing the second verse to "Peaches"...]

♪ Mario, Luigi and a Donkey Kong, too

♪ A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you

♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line

♪ I'll make you mine

♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

♪ I love you

♪ Oh-oh

[The lights come on and a blue Toad guard comes in, banging on the birdcage prison of the still tiny Bowser.]

BLUE TOAD GUARD:
Hey! Quiet in there. Lights out, little guy.

BOWSER:
(high-pitched voice) Hey! You can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am?! I am Bow-

[The blue Toad guard shuts the door, and Bowser sighs as the credits continue...]

[Back underground in the Brooklyn sewers, a white egg with green spots sits among the rubble. Then, the egg begins hatching. The creature inside says...]

YOSHI:
Yoshi!

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