The Super Mario Bros. Movie Page #9

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BOWSER:
Princess Peach! Brave as ever. As you can see, I have the Super Star.

PEACH:
If you're going to use it...

[Peach points her halberd at Bowser as the surrounding Koopas point theirs at her.]

PEACH:
...Use it now.

[Bowser points the tip of the halberd away.]

BOWSER:
(clears throat) No, Princess... I stole this star for us. I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell. (chuckles)

[Peach stares at Bowser with a confused expression on her face.]

BOWSER:
(whispers) I told you that line wouldn't work!

KAMEK:
You're doing great!

BOWSER:
Peaches, with this star, we will be invincible. We can rule the world together, forever. Will you marry me?

PEACH:
Marry you? Are you insane? I would never marry you.

BOWSER:
Maybe you should reconsider.

[Kamek uses his magic to constrict Toad and cause him pain.]

TOAD:
(pained groaning)

PEACH:
No! Stop! Please, stop! I'll...I'll-I'll marry you, just don't hurt my Toads.

[Bowser motions his hand to Kamek, who ceases his torture of Toad. Peach holds Toad in concern.]

BOWSER:
You have my word.

[Peach sighs in despair as she joins Bowser on his ship.]

BOWSER:
Ha-ha! Time for a wedding!

[Bowser, Peach and Kamek walk into Bowser's castle. Koopa soldiers hold Toad and bring him in as well. Meanwhile, in the dungeon...]

LUMALEE:
♪ Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life in prison is very, very sad. ♪

[The caged Kongs are dropped into the dungeon.]

LUMALEE:
Ooh! Fresh meat for the grinder.

CRANKY KONG:
(sarcastically) Who's this ray of sunshine?

LUMALEE:
There's no sunshine. Only darkness.

PENGUIN KING:
(losing his mind) Shut up, shut up, shut up!

[Kamek teleports in and floats by on a broom.]

KAMEK:
Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the royal wedding...

PENGUIN:
Yay!

KAMEK:
...where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!

[The prisoners scream and shake their cages in panic.]

CRANKY KONG:
Oh, no, no, no!

LUMALEE:
Finally, mercy...

LUIGI:
(whimpers) Mario...

[Back in the sea, the Maw-Ray swallows a Blooper as it yawns. Inside, Mario and Donkey Kong sit on a stretch of land in its insides.]

DONKEY KONG:
So this is the end. Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls.

MARIO:
Well, at least your brother isn't gonna die because of you.

DONKEY KONG:
At least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke.

MARIO:
Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke, too.

DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, well... Your dad's right!

MARIO:
You know what? I feel bad enough. Just-just leave me alone.

DONKEY KONG:
I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant.

MARIO:
Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, SMASH MONKEY!

DONKEY KONG:
(losing his temper) I...AM...MORE...THAN A GUY...WHO SMASHES THINGS!

[The Maw-Ray groans from DK's outburst as a sudden gust of wind stirs from deeper in its body. Mario and DK are blown back from the sudden gust, which turns into a small burp. The force of the Maw-Ray's burp knocks Mario and Donkey Kong into Donkey Kong's kart which still has its second rocket barrel left. Mario and Donkey Kong smugly grin at each other as they get an idea. Soon, the Maw-Ray jumps awake and surfaces, roaring as Mario and Donkey Kong escape by riding the barrel.]

MARIO:
That was amazing!

DONKEY KONG:
Now we're even!

[The two fly off to the Mushroom Kingdom. There, the wedding is in full swing, where several attendees sit down, having brought numerous wedding gifts in Question Blocks, coins and more. Behind the door, Peach sighs before Toad comes in with a bouquet of flowers.]

OAD:
Princess... I got it!

PEACH:
(sighs in relief) Great job.

TOAD:
Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.

PEACH:
(mischievously) It's perfect.

[The doors open with Felix Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" playing and Peach signals Toad to leave and walks up to the altar where Bowser is waiting for her. Once she stands on the altar, she sees Luigi, Cranky Kong, and all the other prisoners above a pool of lava.]

BOWSER:
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor. Lower the prisoners!

[The mechanism starts lowering the prisoners closer to the lava pool.]

KAMEK:
Dearly belove--

[Peach punches Kamek, much to the shock of Bowser and the guests.]

BOWSER:
Huh?!

DRY BONES:
Draaaaamaaaaa...

PEACH:
You really thought I'd marry you?

BOWSER:
(beat) Kinda!

PEACH:
I'd never marry a monster.

[Peach powers up with an Ice Flower hidden in her bouquet.]

BOWSER:
Then we are breaking up. Right now!

[Bowser tries to shoot his fire breath at Peach, but Peach dodges and freezes Bowser. Peach throws an ice ball at the gear lowering the prisoners, temporarily saving the prisoners from the lava. Bowser's army furiously gangs up on Peach as Peach fights back. Mario and Donkey Kong ride the rocket barrel up to Bowser's Castle.]

MARIO:
They gotta be up there.

[A Koopa readies a Bill Blaster and aims it at the rocket barrel.]

KOOPA:
Fire!

[The Koopa fires the Bullet Bill at the rocket barrel, disabling it. Mario and Donkey Kong are knocked to the ground. They look up to see a bunch of Question Blocks being gathered by Bowser's Army. Bowser's army gives worried looks to Mario and Donkey Kong.]

MARIO:
You wanna do this?

DONKEY KONG:
Yes, I do.

[Donkey Kong throws the barrel at the pile of Question Blocks. Mario gains a Super Mushroom from one, while DK gains a Fire Flower.]

DONKEY KONG:
Yes! Fire!

MARIO:
Wah-ha!

[Mario and Donkey Kong platform and fight their way through Bowser's army.]

MARIO:
Wahoo!

DONKEY KONG:
This is fun!

[Mario kicks a shell at several of Bowser's troops, but the shell recoils and hits Mario, powering him down.]

DONKEY KONG:
Ha! Loser!

[The shell then recoils at Donkey Kong, powering him down too. Mario punches another Question Block floating above him, which gives Mario a Super Leaf and transforms him into Tanooki Mario.]

MARIO:
Hey, what does this do? Woah!

[Mario starts flying out of control as a Koopa in a Clown Car fires at Mario.]

MARIO:
Whoa! Yah!

[Mario smacks the Clown Car away with his tail and gets his flight under control.]

MARIO:
Whoa-ah-hahahaha!

[Donkey Kong climbs the spike ball anchor up to Bowser's Castle with Mario flying close by.]

DONKEY KONG:
Cool raccoon suit!

MARIO:
Really?

DONKEY KONG:
Not at all!

[Peach continues to fight off Bowser's army. A Koopa Paratroopa throws a spear at Peach. Peach catches the spear, dips the end of it in a nearby lava pool, and throws it at King Bob-omb's fuse. King Bob-omb panics as his fuse is lit. The frozen gear keeping the prisoners suspended breaks, and Peach prepares to freeze it back. However, King Bob-omb explodes, powering Peach down. Luigi begins to panic as he is lowered dangerously close to the lava.]

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