The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover Page #3

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Signor Bruno,

you know how you talked about

showing us Borremeo someday?

Yes, princess.

Well, aren't you tempted

to go there now?

You know, before we go to Trumbeau.

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose

to deliver these toys quickly?

I got this.

But if we go there now,

we can get even more toys.

And more toys means happier kids, right?

Whoa, whoa.

You make a good point.

But we already have so many.

And too many toys would only

spoil the children, no?

[SIGHS]

Hyah! Hyah!

[UBERTA LAUGHING]

(UBERTA) Oh, really, Tony? Oh!

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

We need to get ears

on that situation, stat.

(UBERTA) Oh, you don't say?

Where's my awesome spy gear?

Not necessary. Get out there.

But I will look suspicious.

A frog by the pond is not

suspicious, it's expected.

He'll know I'm spying.

He'll clobber me.

Oh, really, Tony?

Oh, you little thing, you.

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLING]

It's a long fly ball to center field!

Good technique.

He really rotates those hips.

[BRUNO SNORING]

(ALISE) Are you sure we're headed south?

Trust me.

I grew up in the forest.

Well, you're not the only one, you know.

Then you should know

that moss only grows

on the north side of the tree.

So that's south.

Looks like someone's got

some serious spy skills.

Yeah. Too bad that's poison moss.

Ah! Get it off, get it off.

Huh?

Oh, no.

(ALISE) "Dear Signor Bruno,

there's something we must do.

Why don't you take the toys

on to Trumbeau?

And don't be scared for us.

Princess Alise."

Ah! Those darn kids.

Find them, but don't hurt them.

[BARKING]

Ahh. That feels better.

Thanks.

I feel bad for sneaking off.

You think Bruno knows we're gone yet?

[DOGS BARKING]

Pretty sure.

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[GASPING]

What should we do?

I mean, check your spy pack.

Hurry, find that thing.

There's, like, a million things in here.

The thing you click

that goes "Whoosh!"

Click and "whoosh"!

There's gotta be something else in here.

Beef jerky?

Wait.

Slowly.

Slowly.

They have to bite together

at the same time.

[BARKING]

Now!

(BRUNO) Kookoo! Cocoa!

Huh?

[DOGS WHIMPERING]

[ROGERS OVER RADIO]

Skinny Professor to Green Thing.

Come in, Green Thing.

Have you located the target?

Come in, Green Thing.

The name is Bob. Jean-Bob.

Who knew there were little

hallways for frogs

above the hallways for people?

(ROGERS)

It's called a ventilation system.

What's it for?

Spying, of course.

(UBERTA) Ha-ha-ha! Oh, Tony.

Well, I hope you're enjoying the tour.

Target located.

I repeat, Precious Flower is with, um...

Skunk Breath.

Oh, that's it. Skunk Breath.

[UBERTA CONTINUES LAUGHING]

This room is just for my tan shoes.

How dare you cover those lovely feet?

[GASPS]

Oopsie! Those darn keys.

In this kingdom, the king

always carries the keys.

Sometimes I think I'd remarry

just to have someone

carry them for me. Ah, ha, ha!

Now, this old room

I haven't looked in for years.

I can't imagine what would be...

[GASPS]

Oh! That's right.

Wedding decorations.

I wonder if they'll ever be used again.

Eh... Ha, ha.

(JEAN-BOB) Something's happening.

What? What?

She's moving in for the kill.

Oh, Uberta.

I travel the world far too much

to make a worthy husband.

I can be very understanding.

Oof! Oh, dear. Is there

something you'd like to ask me?

Um... I, uh...

It doesn't really matter

who does the asking. Ooh.

Dear Antonio...

Distract her.

[GRUMBLES]

Will you...

[HOOTING]

Antonio!

Well done, Bob.

Jean-Bob.

Uh... Thank you?

They're gone to Borremeo?

I tried to track them down, but...

Fool! Now those little brats

will nose around

and figure out everything.

Everything was going perfectly.

The flood, the rescue, the flirting.

The only thing left was

hijacking Uberta's ship at sea.

But now I have to change my plan!

Get back to Borremeo

and make sure those little pests

never come back.

Huh. Looks like a good place to start.

[GASPS]

Number 9.

Ah!

Ah... Shoo!

Away.

It's all right, Jasper.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[YELLS THEN GRUNTING]

(PUFFIN) Pardon, Highness. Apologies.

[BOTH YELLING]

Careful, please.

I've only got one life left.

You almost destroyed our kingdom.

At Christmas time no less.

I was in a bad place back then.

Not as bad as the place

you're about to be in.

Because I'm taking you back

to stand trial.

Not by the ears, not by the ears.

Argh! Not by the tail, either.

Whatever you're here for,

I can help you.

I'm a palace cat now.

Oh, yeah.

(ANTONIO) When you set sail

with your relief ship, Derek,

- may I come with you?

- Of course.

Ready to leave tomorrow?

[SIGHS]

That brings up a delicate issue.

I'm afraid I...

I have fallen in love with your mother.

(ROGERS) Liar!

Ha, ha. In love with Mother? Wow.

Yes. Uh...

Do you despise me for it?

No, not at all.

It just happened.

It's okay. Now you'll be our

friend and our father-in-law.

No!

No!

I'll excuse myself then.

And practice my proposal.

[ROGERS SOBBING]

[GRUNTS THEN YELLS]

Ha, ha. Cherries in a cup, my favorite.

He's not going to get away with this.

Hmm...

Uberta, my bathrobe!

Now, the first thing we do

gaze upon my...

My perfection.

All right.

Here's a poor second, but...

[GRUNTS]

Well, we can make this.

What a lovely...

Ah! Oh.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Up, up.

Oh, my sweet.

Name, kingdom, and cargo.

Captain Lutz from Cumberland.

Cotton.

Permission to unload.

Make it fast.

Sir, sir. A boat's sneaking

into the harbor.

What? Not on my watch.

[PANTING]

Where did it go?

It was right here.

[GROANS]

Huh? Oh.

Come on, it was over there.

Hey, where are you going?

It was there.

It was really, really there.

You better stop them.

Sir, they were really there.

That was close.

You couldn't keep him away any longer?

You couldn't read any faster?

I read enough.

Antonio's got ships coming

and going all the time.

But he never sent any to Trumbeau.

So Rogers was right.

Sure looks like it.

Then what's he up to?

What's your next idea? Because

there's no sneaking in there.

Who said anything about sneaking in?

It's a castle.

And I'm a princess.

Yeah, but I'm a tulip farmer.

They don't know that.

Oh, no.

Hey, all great spies go undercover.

Wow, you look great.

Prince Lucas.

(NICOLLO)

What's the trouble here, capitan?

(CAPTAIN)

No, no trouble, Marquis Nicollo.

It's just the girl here says

she's the granddaughter of...

Queen Uberta.

They, uh,

would like to speak with the king.

[GULPS]

I am Marquis Nicollo.

And you are?

Princess Alise.

And I'm sort of Prince Lucas.

What business do you have for the king?

I have a question for him, sir.

Well, why don't you tell it to me

and I'll pass it on to the king?

Why don't you let us in

and I'll ask him myself?

The king is very busy.

Good day, children.

Your Count Antonio has come

to my grandmother's kingdom.

We think he's up to something.

And we're not leaving

until we find out what it is.

How'd you know that would work?

I didn't.

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