The Swap Page #5
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2016
- 100 min
- 992 Views
contraption. I want you
Ok. I'll check out
this stem club thingy,
but if I don't like it,
I'm taking you down, Malloy,
down town, to video town.
Do you get it?
-'Cause of the video I took.
-Yep, I got it. Fair enough.
you're a science rock star!
That's so awesome.
-You know me?
-What? Oh! Right.
-You're Jack Malloy, aren't you?
Yes! Yes, I'm Jack Malloy.
All boy ever since I was born.
Not to be rude, mister,
but I'm kinda in a rush.
How can we can extend this
contract, like, right now?
- Ugh!
Oh, don't worry,
that's just algae.
See?
Alright, well, I'm sorry,
i can't extend the plan.
It wasn't your mom who canceled
it; It was your dad. Here, look.
They can't even extend the
service for, like, a day?!
Why did my mom
have to cancel it?!
No, it wasn't, uh,
look, it's complicated,
I'll explain later.
You gotta gimme
something else to do
to make your life better.
Besides getting body hair
ripped out by the roots.
-Dude, I can't believe i
thought you had it easier.
-Hello! I told you!
Look, I really need you to
go to Claire's party tonight
and fix stuff with sassy.
She's my best friend and i
cannot lose her right now.
-I need you
to be a guy tonight.
-What you talking 'bout?
Jack Malloy's cool
and popular. So just
be you being me,
and sassy'll know that I can
fit in, that I'm not a...
-Buzzkiller of uncoolness.
-Is that what she thinks?
Why do you wanna be friends
with this chick anyway?!
You asked me what would
make my life better,
so don't be judge-y.
A girl needs her bff.
Whoa! Gotta go!
-Thanks, mack.
-No problem.
-I had a lot of fun
hanging out with you today.
I honestly don't know
why we didn't
do this before.
I want it to be ash blond,
not ashy blond.
-I need to look ultra-cool
tonight. Like, ah-may-zing.
-Yes, I understand.
No way, are you French?!
I'm going to a Paris-themed
-party tonight!
-I'm sure it will be
very authentic.
Oh, mais oui! It's gonna be
trs chic! Well,
except for my bestie's
tragic ex-bff. This girl
would wear gym shorts on
the red carpet. She hasn't
moved on since 5th grade's
"moving on"! Ellie dommage!
-I'll get your color.
I'll be right back.
-I am right back!
-Oh! That was quick.
So, zis Ellie of tragedy...
She has been ex-bff'ed, you say?
Well, if she doesn't step up
her game by tonight,
she will be.
Which, b-t-dubs,
is totally fine with me,
'cause I am from New York
and we don't do
third wheelationships.
You know what I mean,
big city sista?
Holla! Ew!
This is very relaxing.
-Hey, honey! Where did you go?
-Mom, after the spa,
can I get, like, a makeover
and some new clothes?
I need to look ah-may-zing
tonight for Claire's party.
Are you kidding me?
You want something new?
Let's do it, babe!
Cool.
Must be another leg waxer.
There's the mystery man!
bromegranate juice.
big game, but dude, I've never
seen you like this before.
"Nancy out"? Oh, like nervous
Nancy? So I stress out a lot?
Does a zamboni
have 4-wheel drive?
Yeah, so I should help him
myself relieve the stress.
-Maybe relax and goof
around for a little while?
-Don't bother convincing us
you need to go to Owen's game
night. Coach'll have you
hitting hay by sunset.
-Game night? It's perfect!
-Malloy!
It's alright, guys.
I got this. I think.
You were right.
I found the answer to my heart's
question:
I'm an engineer!Not like on a train.
Like designing stuff.
Oh, that's awesome!
Is your scooter running on soda?
Pretty sick, huh? Hey,
I owe you big time. Seriously.
Call me for whatever.
It's gone, just like my
confusion over life choices.
You did that for me, Malloy.
You did.
Did Porter Gibbs just give you
a double back tap bro hug?
-Yes, he did.
-Life's sure getting better
for you, huh, Jacko?
Yes, it is.
Man, chicks know
how to throw it down.
- Hey, portster.
Ha! Science.
-Thanks, Porter.
-It's the least I can do
for the dude that helped
align me with my infinite self.
Now go, shoot up some zombies
with your... friends.
I got some friends too
i gotta go, you know.
I have this one friend,
he's at the grocery store.
We're pretty tight.
He works there, but it's just...
It's still cool, he's cool
with it.
I got that
going on tonight,
-so I'm pretty busy, but...
-Ok, ok. I get it.
weird for you at first.
me. The politics of introducing
someone into a friend group
are extremely complicated,
so let me try.
Jackpack, you made it!
Oh, is Porter with you?
-Yes, but let me explain.
-Cool. Pizza?
Yeah, don't mind if I do.
Wow! You look amazeadorable!
Ellie? Is that you?
What's with
the extreme makeover?
I... uh...
Muh... muh... uh...
Um...
See, sass, I told you
it wasn't a rumor.
It was a trumor! You don't think
she un-ponytailed herself
for us, do you?
-No, it was for him.
-Ellie?
Deny it if it's not true!
You know how much
he means to me!
Ever since, like, yesterday,
he's been my number one choice
for sophomore boyfriend!
How could you?!
-Wait!
Ok, let's let 'em talk.
By the way, nice hat.
-Not clich at all.
-Oh, merci!
-I don't even get it!
Trumors, rumors...
Can we just, like...
Can we just be cool?
So you want things to go back
to the way they were before?
Like, pinball in my garage,
sleepovers on Saturdays,
and watching old vhs tapes?
-Yes! That! We good?
-El, I'm just not into
that stuff anymore.
We're sophomores now.
You know, Aspen's right.
You're just not
the kind of friend
that's bestie for me anymore.
Hey, El. Let's go dance.
- Yeah, take that!
Pass me another slice,
dung brains?
Dudealude.
You're eating carbs.
And grease. I haven't
seen you like this in...
Well, I've never
seen you like this.
Isn't that just wrong?
Look, discipline is great,
but sometimes a kid's gotta
have some pizza and chips,
know what I mean? So tonight
I'll be doing no
kettlebells, no deadlifts,
and the only burpees I'm
gonna be doing are these.
- Nice.
Alright, man.
Gimme this.
Hey look, a perfume bar!
Awesome! Like, seriously?
You get to make your own smell?
the fart wars at my house.
You have fart wars
at your house?
Yeah, you know,
-me and my mom,
fart-warring it up.
-I love it.
I saw you were having some
trouble talking to sassy
back there, huh?
Yeah. Not that I get half of
what they're saying. I mean,
"trumors", "girl code"...
Yeah, that. Well,
Aspen started this rumor
that you're trying to steal
Jack Malloy away from sassy.
Seriously? That's what
they've been babbling about?
Well, guess what?
He's not hers to steal!
Oh, good! I mean,
i didn't think so.
Ok, you know what?
I made a promise to... to me,
that I would make things better
with sassy. But what if "better"
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