The Taint

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What's wrong with you?

Sometimes I dream.

Dream? About what?

It's dark

there's a woman crying.

Do you wanna do it again?

OK:

Phil!

Aw! Sick.

Still got it.

Stay back.

You, you killed him!

Shut up.

Who are you?

Who was that large cocked man?

That was no man.

That was something far worse.

What was it?

How the hell are you still alive ?

What are you talkin' about?

The water!

The water.

What water?

You don't know about the water?

What are we gonna do?

The first thing you gonna do is shut the

f*** up and sit down.

Let me think what we gonna do.

Stay right here ladies.

Who are you?

Misandra

They call me Phil

Phil O'Ginny

It's Irish.

When did it happen?

Twelve days ago

Everything I ever loved...

Everything anyone ever loved...

It all went to hell.

We are so in love

To us,

F*** anybody who's not in love like we are

Must be fags

Total f***in' queers

Yield beast!

Hey babe,

Can you fix me a glass of water please?

Of course.

Thank you.

Thanks babe.

So how was your day?

It was good, it was good.

Hey you know that uh...

that picture I have of you in my wallet?

Yeah?

I totally beat off to it during my lunch break.

Ugh...

What's wrong?

I... I don't feel so good.

I don't...

I hate women!

Ugh... I'm so f***ing thirsty

I'm almost out.

I know of a well,

It might be un-tainted.

You can come with me...

but you've gotta pull your weight.

If all sh*t goes to hell,

I will not hesitate to kill you and eat your

dead body for sustenance. Understand?

You'll eat my corpse if you have to...

Good. Lets go.

That nice-boobed girl! We have to help her.

No!

No!

Nooooo!

She was so hot!

Damn you!

You son of a b*tch!

Get some rest.

Ah!

Shut up P*ssy!

F***! I'm so f***ed!

How long until we get to that well you were

talkin' about?

Soon, maybe a day.

I just really don't want to have to drink my

own piss.

I'm going to look for food, stay here.

Phil? Phil O'Ginny?

Mr. Johnson?

They call me Houdini now.

Who?

Meet my crew!

Browneye!

Balloon Knot!

Chili Dog!

Suave Daddy!

Pink Sock!

and Alligator Fuckhouse!

It's nice to meet you.

I have proven my leadership abilities by

excelling in various forms of hand to hand

combat.

This fist is legend.

A legend in fisting!

Yes. This fist has gotten me

out of many tight jams,

and into them,

repeatedly,

again and again.

It is a good fist.

So! How did a boy like Phil O'Ginny,

never suited up a day in his life,

possibly survive the end of society?

Ironic isn't it?

I guess

Must of been luck that's

kept you alive this long.

Yeah? Well what about you?

Me ?

I've been training for this day my whole life.

Broken hearts and lonely eyes

are raining down from the empty skies

I didn't see the imminent demise

of our love once on the rise.

Lightning striking in the

depths of my soul

cracking thunder waking ghosts of old

now the thoughts of the love you sold

are driving me crazy and taking hold.

I tried to tell you

but you didn't listen.

You can only push it so far

(that's what she said)

I'll bury you in the sky.

I f***in' told you!

I can be a mean man.

You crossed me for the last time.

Again, I'll bury in the sky!

We'll meet

within the shadows of love.

Shirts and skins boys!

Shits and skins...

Hey Anderson take your shirt off!

I said take it off!

Mmmm!

Mr. O'Ginny,

n o uniform again.

Do you know what grade you have in this

class O'Ginny?

You have a zero,

a f***ing zero.

Do you have any idea how insanely

pathetic that is?

How many years you been held back now?

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Seriously, I wanna know.

You are a limp-dick pathetic husk of a man!

I just thought you should know that.

Hey Anderson I swear to god

you chubby f***

if you don't fix that corner

I'm gonna f***ing ram my fist up your ass!

It's about time b*tch!

Are we gonna be alright Papa?

It's ok son, we'll be alright.

But I'm scared.

I'm scared too,

but don't worry, we'll get out of here

You're mother didn't die just so we could be

stuck in this...

No!

I have to get my son out of here!

I have to get my son!

No!

Papa!

F***in' stupid sh*t,

God damn ridiculous f***ing... sh*t.

So did you like the movie ?

No.

What?

Yeah. It's your f***ing grandpa.

I hate that a**hole.

Hello?

Oh my god. Oh my god.

What's wrong babe?

Are you hurt?

My grandma died.

I loved her so much.

So you're not hurt?

No, why do you keep asking me that?

I just want to make you feel better.

But you're not...

What?

Hurt.

No, what the hell is wrong with you?

I know, I know what'll help.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna give you something to cry about.

Don't worry, don't cry

I promise it'll make you feel better

I love you.

Get the f*** away from me!

B*tch!

If I f***ing give you something to cry about

you won't have a reason to cry anymore.

Daddy?

Daddy.

Are you hurt?

Why are you crying?

I'll give you something to cry about.

Look a girl!

Let's gang rape her!

Woh woh woh, she's with me.

You guys are joking right?

Gang rape is not a joke.

We take it very seriously.

Have you ever gang-raped before?

Out of this world...

Houdini...

You see Phil, there is no society anymore

Gang rape's OK now.

Back off! Back off bro!

You know what you are man?

You're a cock blocker, a filthy cock blocker.

You're right, I am a cock blocker.

I'm the best cock blocker that I know.

And you know what?

All your c*cks

just got blocked.

Nobody blocks my cock!

Shirts and skins boys

Shirts and skins...

It's just not an apocalypse without a circle

of death!

Who are you?

They call me Ludas!

I guess I should thank you.

You could.

Thanks.

You are in need of water,

come with me if you want to get it.

Did you really need to rip off his face?

Justice is cruelty and pain.

I'm sorry if you don't like it!

Well... to the water then?

I guess I don't have a choice.

This, is my friend's parent's basement.

This place...

This place has been my sanctuary

and my savior.

I lied. There is no water here.

Only wine.

This wine has nourished my body and

drowned my soul.

It is untainted.

A gift from god perhaps.

Life is a dark chasm,

No hope, no light.

In the world before it was easy with our

distractions and laws,

to think of the world as a good place.

The truth,

the truth is that the world is

cold, dark, and loveless.

I would have killed myself...

had this wine not taken the

edge off of my madness.

The horror that I bore witness.

That unfathomable, unknowable,

illimitable, insidious...

ultimate horror paralysis that I experienced,

was truly of a hideous dream nature.

Do you have any of that wine you were

talking about eariler?

Very well.

Let us partake of this winey goodness.

Let us not forget our sins.

It is aged and good.

Totally.

And now my fellow travelers,

I will tell you my story.

I must.

You will hear, you will hear and take heed.

It all started...

back when I had a face.

So I've uh...

been thinking about the future a little bit...

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