The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #6

Synopsis: The Three Stooges, Moe, Larry, and Curly-Joe, are evicted from their hotel room and set out to find a new place to live while prepping for their new TV show. They end up settling at the home of the eccentric inventor, Professor Danforth. The professor is glad to have company in the house again. He is working on a new vehicle which he plans to sell to the military. Unfortunately, a spy from Mars is trying to steal it. When he tells the Stooges about the spy, they are of the opinion he has "been bending over those diagrams too long." But with their TV show in danger of cancellation, the professor says he has another invention guaranteed to save their show if they will help him safeguard his new vehicle. They soon discover the Professor may not be as crazy as he sounds when two real Martians hijack the vehicle, mount a laser cannon on it, and begin attacking the city. Now, the fate of the human race rests in the hands of (gulp) The Three Stooges.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Edward Bernds
Actors: Joe DeRita, Larry Fine, Moe Howard, Carol Christensen
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.9
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Year:
1962
90 min
416 Views

and give them a 10-year contract.

But they gotta be here on time,

or it's no deal.

It's two minutes to 6 right now, G.G.

They won't make it.

I know them, they're off

dilly-dallying somewhere.

-Hey, the cannon.

-Cannon

If they ever hit those gasoline tanks,

they'll blow the whole city up!

-Hurry up!

-I'll get them.

Oh, no! Larry, Moe, I'm stuck!

Help, help!

I'm stuck! Help!

-Hey, Moe, look!

-A periscope! I'll take care of that.

Take it easy, kid!

Give me that.

When I chop off this tower...

...it's gonna go down,

so watch yourself.

--has just crashed into the sea

off the California coast.

We repeat, the danger is over.

The machine carrying the invaders

just exploded in the Pacific Ocean.

The invaders plummeted

into the water...

...with a devastating explosion

of atomic magnitude.

Navy sources report

the huge mushroom cloud...

...is still visible for over 30 miles.

We repeat, the danger is over.

The machine carrying the invaders

has exploded in the Pacific Ocean.

They'll never make it. Thirty seconds

more and their contract expires.

Just in time!

Congratulations, boys!

I never thought you'd make it.

A promise is a promise.

-We said we'd drop in.

-On our heads

If you can't lick them, join them!

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Norman Maurer

Norman Albert Maurer (May 13, 1926 – November 23, 1986), a comic book artist and writer, was also a director and producer of films and television shows. more…

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