The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #5

they didn't injure themselves.

I guess Tom was right,

maybe I am just an old crackpot.

-Oh, Father, it's not true.

-It is, Carol, it is.

As far as that flying

buzz saw is concerned.

Not this camera, honey. This is gonna

work just like I promised.

I'll make it up to them.

-Hi, professor!

-Hi, Carol!

-Boys, boys, am I glad to see you!

-We were so worried!

-I don't know what about.

-We got news for you.

We made a few minor adjustments,

and your chariot spins like a top.

You can tell the Air Force

to order another demonstration.

-We'll really show them something.

-In due time, due time, boys.

-Wait till you see the surprise I've got.

-Surprise

Okay, professor, don't get excited.

Okay, what

Well, here she is, fellas, all finished.

Hey, that's wonderful!

But will it work

Certainly! Don't you have

any confidence in the professor

Don't forget, boys, this is the 10th,

the day your contract expires.

-You've only got until 600 tonight.

-Six o'clock. By golly, he's right!

Don't worry, I'll get you under the wire.

We'll make a test film right now...

-...and rush it to the studio.

-You have things to do. I better get out of your way.

-Okay, Carol, good night.

-We'll see you.

Move this thing around and get

some lamps. We'll need lots of lights.

-We'll put it right about here.

-Bring in that 10k over there, Larry.

Come over here and get yourself

assembled in a position so I can....

Good, good!

Now we'll get some makeup...

...and you'll be all set here.

That's it. Very good.

-Oh, good. Yeah.

-Yeah, and now.... That's it.

-That's it. Good.

-Okay, professor.

Now, I'll get your special costumes.

Don't worry about the makeup.

It's a special quick-drying

polyunsaturated titanium.

Well, if it's that quick-drying

polyunsaturated titanium...

-...what have we got to worry about

-You are very glib today, professor.

Well, thank you very much!

-What are you doing Watch it.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch it--

That's it, the makeup. Just a little--

All right, all right, that's it.

Go ahead. Wait, a little bit

under your eyebrows.

-Well, you take care of it, sir.

-There you are. There.

-Just a dash.

-Thank you. You are so kind.

Hi. Oh, Carol, please. Look, it's only

fair to let the defense have its say.

-It seems to me you've had your say.

-I wanna make up for it.

-To you as well as to your father.

-My father's busy now.

Then I can explain it to you,

and you can explain it to him.

It was utter chaos. I was nervous.

I mean, after all, a general with a....

Carol, listen.

That does it.

Now, how about a little act Anything.

-I know something--

-How about the--

Oh, sure! I got it, the thing they're all

going daffy about!

-Got a radio, professor

-Over there.

-Okay.

-Yeah, music, that's what we need.

What's the matter

Are you killing ants

-No, that's the latest dance step.

-Dance step

-Sure.

-If you say so.

Good, good!

We're rolling!

Deadline is 6, remember. You can

wash up in there. I'll wait in the car.

-Gotta change clothes too.

-Meet you at the studio.

-Okay, hurry now.

-You look funny.

All right, come on,

you abominable snowman.

-Go in there.

-We'll get washed up--

-What a character.

-Cut it out.

Boy, it's gonna feel good

to get out of this stuff.

-Stop clowning and talk English.

-Stop clowning and talk English.

It wasn't me. It was them guys.

-Who are those jokers

-Why, they're actors.

Can't you see the makeup

The professor probably hired them...

-...before we got here.

-Foreign actors.

-Well, you're too late, boys. Beat it.

-See your agent.

Get some of that off.

Take the machine at once.

Destroy the Earth as you leave.

Destroy the Earth!

Give me the shovel.

Hey, Larry.

I knew you'd understand.

-Who are they

-I don't know.

Come on, Joe,

we gotta stop those Martians.

Yeah, they're gonna blow up

the whole world.

Oh, they can't do that!

We won't get our social security.

Come on.

That gun wasn't there before.

-The boys! Moe!

-Larry!

Hold it!

-They're gonna shoot!

-Let's get out of here!

Not there!

Here!

What--

Operator, get me Air Force

headquarters, Los Angeles. Hurry!

But, Gen. Bixby,

I saw them with my own eyes.

They must be from outer space!

Now see here, Andrews.

Not content with wasting my time with

that cockamamie washing machine...

...you have the colossal nerve to tell

me it's been hijacked by Martians!

Send all available interceptors,

alert all bases.

-An attack could come any moment!

-Attack, eh

Whom are you trying to kid

Good heavens!

Hello, operator

Operator!

-Now the line is dead.

-Maybe Father can help.

Get me Washington,

get the chief of staff!

That's right, this is a red alert!

Repeat, red alert!

That's right, scramble flights

I want every available plane

in the air!

There's only one thing to do, men.

We've gotta get in

and knock those freaks out.

We can't go in there.

They've got the space guns.

-Yeah, Larry's right, but I got an idea.

-Save it. I got a better idea.

We'll disable the engine, see

Then this crate has to go down.

-Yeah.

-Come on.

-We got nothing to worry about now.

-That's what you think. Look!

Get out of there!

You almost got a cheap haircut.

Hey, fellas, no! We're with you!

We're on your side!

See, fellas! Look at that,

they're going around, they're--

Look.

They're on the ground

Turn it over to the Army!

Elements of the Army, Marines,

Navy, Air Force and Coast Guard...

...are being mobilized to shoot down

the invaders attacking the city from the sky.

Civil defense authorities are warning

all civilians to keep off the streets.

Oh, no, not Disneyland!

What are you doing out there

The Air Force!

The Army!

Get those planes back in the air!

The Army!

The Army!

The Air Force!

Yeah, the Army!

The Air Force! The Army!

They are You're sure

Adm. Willoughby.

They're over the ocean now.

You're on.

Hey, fellas, look.

-Just like an atomic bomb.

-Atomic bomb, you idiot

Everybody knows an atomic bomb

makes a great big flash.

A big flash--

Didn't they say on the radio yesterday

an atomic bomb was stolen from the desert

That's right. So where did all this

sudden power come from

Are you sure you handed me

a carburetor back there in the desert

-Well, I had sand in my eye.

-You had sand in your brains too.

Come on, sandy, let's take a look.

Look, AEC.

Automobile Exchange Company.

See, it's a rebuilt carburetor.

AEC is Atomic Energy Commission.

That's the bomb!

A bomb! Oh, Moe!

Moe, what are we gonna do

What do you usually do

when somebody mails you a bomb

I mail it back.

You birdbrain, you dunk it in water

and put it out of commission.

-Oh, right.

-Larry, go get the water.

-Sometimes I think you're dumb.

-Dumb Well!

Fantastic! Incredible!

What do you say, Lansing

-Oh, yes, yes, quite.

-Quite.

Son, this here new process

is exactly what I've been looking for.

-I kind of thought you'd like it.

-Like it I love it!

I'll double their salaries

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