The Trouble with Bliss Page #5
No, really.
Really. Liberace, Bob
Hope, and Bruce Jenner,
all on one stage, one night.
Bruce Jenner... you mean the
guy from the wheaties box?
The olympian. Him.
You almost had me!
I thought you were serious!
I am serious. My mother took me.
I was 12.
I was too young to appreciate
the oddness of the whole thing.
I had no idea
or what it was
we were about to see.
That, and I was angry
with my mother then.
Oh, I can't think of a time I
wasn't angry with my mother, right?
And she died, right?
Now I don't know
who to be angry with.
How'd she die?
How does anyone die?
Something stops.
Something doesn't stop.
Cancer. A car wreck.
Coronary.
But it's all good, right?
I'm not saying things are bad.
I'm not complaining.
I just... wish things
could be clean and clear,
with smooth edges.
Right. Why can't I just bolt off
witty lines when I need to?
No, you speak well.
Mmm.
I speak well.
Right.
But tell me something:
Something you like about me.
I like your, uh...
Dress.
And I like you, right?
I like you a lot.
Me and Georgie had a terrible,
terrible fight last night.
I stormed out of
the house, right?
lives on 88th and Lexington
in this tiny little place
she claims is a one-bedroom
but really is just
a glorified studio
with a Pullman kitchen.
I'm sorry.
You know what
frightens me the most?
Not being appreciated.
At home, I don't
feel appreciated, right?
That, and turning shabby.
I don't want to be
like a couch.
I don't want to get worn
and run down and lumpy.
I don't want to wake up one
day and realize I look used.
You know what happens
to shabby couches, right?
You... you've seen them,
right, on the street?
They get junked.
We shouldn't be doing
this right here.
- I want to see your place!
- Nah, daddy's home!
Daddy?!
I mean, Danny,
my father. He's home.
Oh. Kinky. I like it.
It's just... mmm...
He's not well, so...
Oh, right.
Oh, that's so sweet of you,
taking care of him.
Is he medicated?
- Yeah, he is.
- Maybe he won't notice!
No, it's just, um...
I... it's really tempting.
I just...
Oh, wait. Shh, shh, shh.
I think it's George. I swear
he's got a GPS on me.
Maybe you should go.
Mnh!
Right.
Hey, I hope
your dad gets better.
Yeah, thanks!
- N. J. ?
- I found it, man.
- Found what?
- The woman.
The one. My life, man.
The reason to go on.
Two days ago, you were getting married.
What happened to that woman?
That was years ago, man. Two
two important things, but I
gotta get running. I gotta go.
I gotta get packed. Packed?
Where are you going?
Montana, man.
Montana? What's in Montana?
Me, and the one. The woman.
To think, she's... she's been in
your building this whole time.
- Who lived in my building?
- My Bliss, Bliss.
Hattie.
Hattie Rockworth.
Hattie Rockworth?
Morris.
Morris, come on in here.
Found these in the bathroom.
Know they're not mine.
You don't wear these, do you?
Surprise.
Please tell me
you don't wear these.
Nope, they're not mine.
I'm not running a hot-sheet
hotel here, you know.
This is not where my
money's been going, is it?
She's not coming.
Jesus!
Who's not coming?
Sh*t! Yeah, right, who.
Stephanie.
Sorry about the coffee.
Look, she's not coming.
She told me to tell you that,
and to meet her tonight out front
And she said you'd buy me a
pepperoni slice and a root beer.
I'm not buying you anything.
Personally, I think you
two are perfect together.
You're both really gross!
What's up with the outfit,
you join the rodeo?
When in Rome...
What's that supposed to mean?
Montana, man.
It's what they wear in Montana.
It's what I'll be
wearing when I herd.
Herd what?
Buffali.
Check this out.
Hattie gave it to me.
Is it a tapeworm?
It's a Red Thread.
I'm in the cartel. I'm in.
Come on. I want
to show you something.
Come on!
See?
So... what you're telling me
is there's a secret cartel...
Yeah, the Red Thread.
... that controls the
world's energy resources
and runs an international
sex trade...
- And this Maddie woman...
- Hattie.
... Hattie, who you met yesterday
while waiting for me,
is now the new love
of your life,
who you're running
away to Montana with,
introduced you to her father,
who runs the North American chapter
of the cartel, the Red Thread.
Yeah. That's him.
He's sponsoring you to become
a full-fledged member,
initiating a coup
in some third-world country.
Yeah.
That's okay. It took me a few
minutes to digest it all too.
But look at this.
Yeah?
Here. Look from here.
- And I'm looking at... ?
- Right over here.
"Sex street, tail market. "
The highest-grossing sex
trade market in the states,
but we're getting
raided tonight,
so we have to move operations.
I gotta go. I wish you...
Luck with it.
You don't believe me, do you?
What? Of course I believe you.
Yeah, just like I believe you
went to Cuba last summer,
or that Nigerian
terrorist training camp
you visited
two christmases ago,
or the time Bill Gates called
you to ask your opinion
on one of his products.
Of course, I believe you.
Wait a minute, maybe I'm
being a little sensitive,
but I think I'm detecting
some harshness in your tone.
- Really?
- Yeah.
No.
N. J. , I love
to hear your stories.
It's fascinating.
It's hard to believe that
one guy could be so lucky
to meet so many famous
people, travel the world,
without ever leaving
the East Village.
Oh, what about your little map,
all the places you plan to go.
'Least I've done
something, man.
Yeah, lied.
You remember how we met?
I saved your life, man.
That day in the pool,
you were a rock
and I was Mark Spitz.
I pulled you up, man!
Sh*t!
Morrie, old buddy,
what are you doing here?
You smoke cigars?
Oh, no. I'm just
waiting for... someone.
It's nice seeing you.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
Bloody, Eagles, baby.
We need to have that drink.
Yeah, I'd love to, but
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, yeah? Waiting on a girl?
Yeah, a girl.
Yeah, is she, like,
super fly, super hot?
Yeah! Look,
I've got to take off.
Surprise!
Andrea.
What are you doing here?
Stalking you.
- Really?
- Bliss!
Where's your manners?
Who's this pretty little filly?
So, after last night,
after our drinks
and all that...
Talking... we did,
what you said
really sank in, right?
- What'd I say?
- Right, like you've forgotten?
No, really. It really
cut me to my soul,
so this morning I woke up and
thought, "you know, Andrea",
time for something new. "
An adventure, right?
Sounds like the Professor's
finally gotten tenure.
Uh, I'm the Axe.
I'm sure the Professor's
told you all about me.
So, I'd love to do
some more talking,
but George gets really jealous.
- George is here?
- Yeah, he's just getting our coffee.
George, over here!
I bought him that
shirt as a joke,
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