The Trouble with Bliss Page #4
- You stick to it.
- Yeah, right.
I mean, just... your word.
- I don't understand these...
- Jesus.
This is your one warning:
Leave or suffer.
Hey, who the hell are you?
You guys can't be in here.
This place is off limits.
We've been breached.
Excuse me?
Remember the Maine.
It's the Alamo, dumb-ass!
- Let's just crack some heads.
- Ignition!
Ow! Ahh! Mother of God!
I'm out of here, Jetski!
I hear you. Sweet baby Judas!
Oh, no, they won't be so lucky.
blessing to those people.
Be the only way to
get rid of the smell.
Ohh! You know what?
I'm calling the cops, get 'em
to crack down on this sh*t.
Wait, Bliss.
I have an idea.
There's three kinds of trouble:
There's regular trouble,
real trouble,
and then there's the
trouble that you're in.
No, you listen. I'm
not talking to you,
but if I was talking to you,
I would tell you how ridiculous
you look in this picture!
There is a reason muscle shirts
It's because you're supposed
to have muscles to wear them.
My grandmother had
bigger arms than you.
Where did you get this?
What do you mean,
where did I get it?
It's my dad's.
You know... your old high
school buddy, remember?
Oh, by the way, my
mom is just thrilled
that you're taking me to prom.
You told her?
Of course I told her.
I mean, I didn't tell her
who, but, yes, I told her.
Prom is a big deal.
It's like... a wedding.
But she said I couldn't go.
Uh, well, that's unfortunate.
Not until I ask my dad.
Not really until they meet you.
Which is kind of funny,
being that you're friends
with my dad and all.
Do you like chicken?
That's all my mom
knows how to make.
just eat before you show up.
Look, Stephanie,
we need to talk.
Okay.
Well, I was talking
to my friend N. J. , and...
- And... ?
- And he said I should...
What?
He said I should...
That I should find out what color your
prom dress is gonna be so I could...
pink.
Pink. It's my favorite color.
Pink.
There's a lot of things
One of 'em is that...
I get really pissed off when you
I gotta go.
Trip.
Monday. Stromboli.
Don't forget.
Right.
Monday.
Damn it, Morris!
Whoa!
Ohh! It's me, daddy.
Wah... I know it's
you, goddamn it.
You scared me.
Where are you... ?
I don't want to know.
I'm helping out a friend.
Great.
Making a choice.
Stay low, Professor.
Keep your head down.
- Stephen, where are you?
- It's the Axe. Call me the Axe.
- Axe?
- I'm over here.
- Where?
- Here.
Get down, Professor.
We're covert, remember?
Oh, God, I hate heights.
about this, Professor.
Maybe I should have
called the cops.
We can do this, Axe.
We're the Battle Eagles,
remember?
The Bloody Eagles.
I'm freezing up, Professor.
I don't know if I can
go through with this.
You made a commitment. You've
got to follow through.
Just find your inner strength,
just like that time you
killed that rat with a mop.
You didn't freeze up
then, did you?
You followed through.
I told you about that?
I told you about the rat?
Let's go over the plan again.
Wait. When did I
tell you about the rat?
Hey. We're the Bloody
Eagles, right?
Right. Let's do this.
- Let's do it!
- Yeah!
This is bullshit.
They're not coming!
Yeah, we've been waiting here for
something like 12 hours straight.
- I'm hungry.
- No, they're coming.
They're not coming.
They pussed out, the big...
What was that?
It's them.
No cops sound like that.
That sound was like...
It sounds like revenge! Aahhh!
Professor, I'm down.
Unh!
Aah!
Remember the Alamo, a**holes!
Goddamn it, Professor!
We did it!
Bloody Eagle, baby!
Taste our talons!
My wife was the first
woman I had sex with.
Can you believe that,
Professor?
The first,
and probably the last.
She got pregnant that
first time we did it,
middle of senior year.
What are the odds of that?
When I'm lucky...
It's always with bad luck.
Oh, man.
You should see my daughter.
She's a beauty, but...
I just don't feel the same
about her anymore, you know?
It's like...
It's like she's
all grown up, you know?
Right.
Fathers and daughters.
It's not the same as
fathers and sons. It's...
Fathers and sons.
You ever...
What?
You ever felt that
you were waiting?
Waiting?
Waiting on what?
I don't know. Just... something.
Anything.
It's like at the end
of Moby Dick,
when Ishmael is out there
in the middle of the ocean...
with nothing. Just...
waiting for something
to come along and save him.
What the hell are you
talking about, Bliss?
I don't know, man.
Just talkin'.
So what happens?
When?
With this guy.
The guy in the middle
of the ocean. I mean...
Is he saved?
Yeah, he's saved.
By his best friend's Coffin.
Damn, Bliss.
What's wrong with you?
You know what you
need, Professor?
- What?
- You need...
Some woman action.
You got a girlfriend,
Professor?
You need a girlfriend.
I should get goin'.
You hungry? You want
to have breakfast with me?
You want to grab some breakfast?
I'd like to have breakfast with you.
I'd love to, but I can't.
It's Sunday morning.
What do you got?
Church.
Well, Stephen, it's been good.
Hey.
- It's Axe.
- Right.
And no, Professor,
it's been great, man.
It's been great!
You don't think
that sh*t matters?
You've got a lot to learn
about this business.
Things don't happen
like you see on TV.
Life isn't that pretty.
Sh*t happens, and then
you're pushing 40,
some more sh*t happens,
and you're pushing 70,
then some more sh*t happens
and you're dead!
Most of this sh*t
is just sh*t...
day-to-day bullshit that doesn't
add up to much of anything.
- You think... ?
- Forget it.
Thank you all so much
for your comments.
- I'm sure that our time...
- Even talking about salsa gives me cramps.
Thank you.
I'm available any time you need
me for one of these things,
especially if we actually
get to eat some...
Thank you, Duly noted.
So, uh, Morris, um...
You gonna get some dinner?
Uh, no, I was just
gonna head home.
Oh. Good. Me too.
We can share a cab, right?
Sure.
There you go.
And keep the change.
I got it, I got it.
Thanks.
Uh, right, I was thinking,
uh, I don't want
to go home yet.
- Well...
- Drink, right?
Uh, sure. There's a
place right down there.
Oh, right.
Hey, I was wondering
if you could help me.
You see, my friend Morris,
he lives in the building.
Your friend?
Yeah, my friend.
Cheers. Thanks
for the focus group.
Tell me something interesting,
something about yourself
that few people know.
Well... I'm half Greek.
Mmm. I knew there was
Mediterranean men know how
You have a way with women.
Tell me something else.
Tell me a story.
Tell me about
your first concert.
My first concert? My first
concert was Liberace.
Right, right.
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