The Trouble with Bliss Page #3
You were getting married, and
you didn't even tell me?
It all happened so quick, man.
You could have called.
You could have said, "Morris,
I'm getting married. "
I've known the Cindi
since Sunday.
I met her at church.
Six days ago?
I like to think of it
as a week, man.
A week can be a long time.
Rome was ravaged in less.
The seven days' war changed the
landscape of the middle east.
Yeah. Lot of destruction.
It was the six days' war that
happened in the middle east.
God created the world
in a week.
What's important...
it didn't happen.
I was saved.
I didn't get married.
We had a 4:
00 appointment withthe judge today to get married.
Cindi and I,
really into each other,
like plaid on polyester,
morning, noon, night.
Her place is in Harlem,
so we go to Mama's for lunch,
a pre-wedding meal.
Mama's, best buffet
in the city,
$4. 25 a pound buffet,
except chitlins, which cost more.
Great stuff.
So... at the buffet,
she loads up on rice and beans.
Rice and beans, nothing else.
Not the ribs, not the greens,
not the pulled pork, nothing.
Just the cheap,
heavy stuff, man.
Her meal ended up
costing seven bucks,
all for a plate
of rice and beans,
and I'm the one paying for it.
'Bout to get married
in less than three hours,
and suddenly I saw it all.
Saw the true colors
of the Cindi.
I broke it off then and there.
woman who has no problem
paying seven and change,
all for beans and rice?
Get two more?
So, uh...
Who's the 15-year-old girl I saw you with?
Is she stalking you?
Eighteen. Stalking? No.
Why?
'Cause this turning
into a gift or a threat.
- Remember Jetski?
- Jetski?
Guy from high school.
- Kid with the harelip. Spit when he talked.
- No, no, no.
Oh, I know who you mean.
Yeah, Jetski.
The guy's an a**hole.
He used to work at
the movie theater
on 12th street.
He tried to sell me popcorn
he swept off the floor.
The guy's a real a**hole, man.
Well, that girl you saw
is Jetski's daughter.
Your girlfriend
is Jetski's daughter?
- She's not my girlfriend.
- Thank God for that.
Why?
Because if she was, I'd have
to tell you to dump her, man.
to dump her, quick.
So, you're not dating her?
- No, I'm not dating her.
- But you slept with her?
Look, I just met her today.
Yes or no, man,
did you sleep with her?
Yes, I slept with her, but
it's not like you're thinking.
- Really?
- Really. Listen.
I was looking for
a present for daddy.
Dad.
You have something
on your face.
Other side.
Hey, have you listened
to these guys?
They rock, but I want to show
you something even better.
She came on to you.
Yeah, but just let me finish.
Uh...
I want to see your place.
I don't know you.
My name's Stephanie. Stephanie!
But... I don't know
who you are.
You don't like me?
Why don't you like me?
Oh, I like you, I like you,
I just don't know you.
I know you.
I know you, I know
you, I know you.
Dump her, man.
Tell her it was a mistake,
tell her it was an oversight.
You make it sound
like it requires
a congressional investigation.
Basically, man, you had sex.
Two fancy animals
doing what animals do.
An act of nature. I'd get out
before emotions get tangled.
End it before it gets messy.
Morris?
Yeah, it's me, daddy.
No sh*t, it's you.
Come here, Morris.
What the hell are you
doing out so late?
I was out with N. J.
Did you buy the groceries,
or did you take
the money I gave you
and spend it on
something useless again?
I'll get 'em.
No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How old are you, Morris?
Know what I was doing
when I was 35?
I had a son,
a wife,
an apartment of my own.
A job.
See what I'm saying?
Not really.
I was living.
I understand, daddy.
Oh, no, I don't think you do.
I made choices.
Each and every step of the way,
I made a choice.
It wasn't made for me.
I make choices.
Hmm.
I wonder what your mother would
think about your choices.
Stephanie, listen.
It's...
Hi, Stephanie.
It's...
Hey, Stephanie, it's me.
This is ridiculous.
Hey, Stephanie!
- Twisted Bliss!
- Ah! You missed me, huh?
Jetski, Jetski.
I ought to wax
your tugboat, Bliss!
- I've missed you too.
- Jetski!
- What are you doing?
- Jetski?
Sweet baby Judas, Bliss!
No one calls me Jetski anymore.
I ought to take you
down for that, man.
You know I hate that nickname!
Sh*t!
Twisted Bliss!
How you doin', buddy?
Good.
Yeah? This is a reunion, Bliss.
This is great.
How... how you been?
How's things? Things good?
Yeah.
Well, it's good seeing you.
Oh, man, it's good
seeing you too, man.
You know... You know what?
We should go out
for some beers sometime.
Or, better yet, maybe you could
come over and meet the family.
You'd love my daughter!
What... what are you doing here?
Oh, man, this renovation...
my show.
I'm the foreman, in charge
of this whole project,
which is already screwed,
and we haven't
even begun, but...
that's life, I guess. You
make plans, and life happens.
But... you've got
to get it done, right?
You've got to push through.
Right. You've got
to push through.
Do you remember
I tell my wife and daughter
that story all the time, man!
No, I don't.
Aw, come on, Bliss,
the Bloody Eagles!
Remember? You and me,
all the hijinks?
You, Morris the Professor,
coming up with the plan.
Me, the Axe,
getting the job done.
Remember all the sh*t
we used to pull?
Twisted Bliss and the
Bloody Eagle brigade.
Man, we were
famous in high school!
Sh*t!
You remember the time
that we put the, uh,
the black shoe polish
on the toilet seats
in the girls' locker room,
or when you, the Professor,
superglued Mr. Arnold's
chair to his desk?
- You remember that?
- No.
Aw, come on, Bliss.
Actually, no,
I really... I don't.
The Bliss!
And Stevie J. !
The Bloody Eagles!
Remember?
- Sure.
- Oh, I miss that, you know?
All those times, you know?
But...
Now's now, you know?
So, I have a wife,
teenage daughter.
Right.
I make good money, but...
What do you do? Where... where...
where are you working?
I'm between jobs.
Let's. Do. Brews.
How 'bout tonight?
Let's get some cocktails
and catch up...
- Tonight, bro!
- Tonight? Eh...
Thing is, I gotta
watch my cash right now.
Bliss! Why didn't you tell me?
I could have got you on here.
You should have
talked to me last week.
You know what?
Tide over.
Till you get goin' again.
- Oh, no, I can't take this.
- No, no, no, no.
Take that.
So, you want to see
before we tear
the sh*t out of it?
Sure.
Bloody Eagle, baby! Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
I haven't been in here
in six months.
Restrictions, permits,
wife suing the husband
for cheating,
husband's suing the wife
for being ugly.
Man.
Divorce.
I don't get it, you know?
I mean, when you say you're gonna
do something, you do it, right?
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