The Trouble with Harry Page #4
- PG
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- 1955
- 99 min
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It said... He was a Taurus.
It said, 'Don't start|any new project that day.
- It could never be finished. '|- And what did you do?
I left him on the spot,|and went home to mother's. The end.
What a poignant story.
I knew you'd understand.
- Nobody else does.|- Not even mother?
She thought I should live with him,|but I wouldn't.
He pestered me to go back,|but I always refused.
Well, suppose some night|I wanted him to do something...
like the dishes, for example.
- His horoscope wouldn't let him.|- You're absolutely right.
There are some things|I just don't like to do by myself.
And no one with any true|understanding would blame you for it.
When Arnie was born, I moved to where|I thought Harry could never find me.
I changed my name and...
But he was persistent?
This morning there was a knock|on the door.
Before I opened it, I knew he was|standing on the other side.
- What did he want?|- Me!
He wanted me because I was his wife.
He wanted me because, as he put it,|he suddenly felt some basic urge...
- Loneliness.|- What'd you feel?
I felt sick. Did you see|his moustache and his wavy hair?
Yeah, but when I saw him,|he was dead.
Yeah, he looked exactly the same when|he was alive, except he was vertical.
So he entered. What'd you say?
Nothing. I hit him over the head with|a milk bottle and knocked him silly.
Silly?
Bats. Tappy.
He staggered up towards the woods|saying he was gonna find his wife
and drag her home if it killed him.
Apparently it did.
Have some more lemonade.
Why, Captain Wiles, what a surprise.
But you invited me, Miss Gravely.|At least that's how I remember it.
Of course I did, Captain,|but somehow, it's still a surprise.
Oh, yes. You certainly know|how to make a man feel wanted.
Won't you come in, Captain?
Thank you.|I... I've looked forward to it.
Takes a real cook to|make a good blueberry muffin,
to keep the blueberries|from sitting on the bottom.
High-bush blueberries,|that's the secret.
I picked 'em up near where you shot|that unfortunate man.
A real handsome man's cup.
It's been in the family for years.
My father always used it|up until he died.
I trust he died peacefully,|slipped away in the night.
He was caught in a threshing machine.
I hope I haven't distressed you,|Captain.
Not at all. Not at all.
I'm used to looking on the rough side|of things.
I am man who's faced death|many times.
Rather recently too.
Yeah.
Arnie. What are you carrying there?
- A rabbit.|- A rabbit?
- What do you call it?|- Dead. It ain't mine.
- Well, whose is it?|- Yours. You shot it with your gun.
You must've killed it today.|It should make a nice stew for ya.
A rabbit! I finally killed a rabbit!
- Where'd you get it?|- In the blueberry muffins.
- What?|- Out in the woods.
Oh, here you are. One muffin|for one rabbit. Fair enough?
That was a two-muffin rabbit.
- I gotta go now.|- Oh.
Hm.
It's, uh, certainly a nice afternoon,|Miss Gravely.
- Isn't it?|- Mm.
Yes, and you're, you're a nice woman.
And I think you're awfully nice,|Captain Wiles.
Um, um.|Let's get back to our little problem.
Harry. What's going to become of him?
Oh, now, now.|Don't you worry about Harry.
He'll be comfortably|underground before nightfall.
All that digging and work.|Couldn't you just...
let him slide off the end|of your boat pier into the pond?
And have him pop up like a cork?|No, sir.
Nobody ever popped up|from under four feet of ground.
No. Besides, they'll be|cutting ice there this winter.
Now wouldn't it be a nice thing|if they were cutting blocks of ice -
Never mind, Captain. You're right.
Yes. Underground is the best place|for Harry.
He seems comfortable, Sam,|very comfortable and snug.
We better find a place and get it dug|and the sooner the better.
If what you say about Mrs Rogers|and her husband is true, I agree.
Well, let's find a place.
No use making hard work out of it. We|need a place where the earth is soft.
And a place where the whole town|won't stumble over us as we work.
Mm. A place with a certain|character and attractiveness.
Facing west so that Harry|can watch the setting sun.
- Where it'll be cosy in winter.|- And cool in the summer.
You know, I'm half envying Harry.
It wouldn't take much longer|to dig it twice as wide.
Well, thanks for your kindness,|but some other time.
- Here. This looks like a good place.|- Ahh!
You're a lucky fellow, Harry Worp.
- Come on, off with your coat.|- Who, me?
Certainly you.|It's your body, isn't it?
I'm not much of a hand|at grave digging.
You should've thought of that|before you went hunting this morning.
Calvin Wiggs. What'll we do now?
Think up the best story|he's ever heard.
Lay down your shovel, Sam.
- What's the trouble?|- I'm dead beat.
Good.|I was dead beat ten minutes ago.
I wanted to keep digging|until you gave up.
- Brrrr! Gives me the creeps.|- Yeah?
Come on.|Let's get Harry and pop him in.
With hasty reverence.
There. Would you like to say|a few words, Captain?
Yes, I would. Harry Worp, don't ever|show your face around here again.
Let's finish this job|and get out of here.
Captain, I think Calvin Wiggs|is looking for something.
Think he knows Harry Worp came here?
Sammy, that's as horrible|a thought as you've ever had.
And that he wonders what happened|to Harry and where he is?
My only answer is to keep|on scraping, and fast.
If you must kill things from now on,|I wish you'd stick to rabbits.
- The body's smaller.|- Rabbits! I didn't tell you, did I?
- I shot a rabbit today!|- Don't shout. I know you did.
I was up at Jennifer Rogers'|when Arnie showed me the rabbit.
Jennifer, eh?|Didn't waste much time, did you?
Well, I don't blame you, Sammy.
A very nice widow she'll make.|Very nice.
Let's discuss her|when we've finished with Harry.
No need to get huffy. I don't want|to talk about your affairs.
I've got affairs of my own.
- You mean my protge?|- Come again?
Miss Gravely. The lady I renovated|at Mrs Wiggs' this afternoon.
A most remarkable|reversion to femininity.
I don't quite get you, Sammy boy.
She came into the Emporium|in rather high excitement.
Wanted a new cup and saucer,|lots of other things.
I gave her a new makeup|and hairdo.
Don't tell me you didn't notice.
She's a nice lady.
- Very nice.|- We're all nice.
I don't see how anyone|could help but like guys like us.
I agree. I don't know whether|I've grown rose-colored glasses or -
Or if you're in love?
Aha!
There's nothing like finding yourself|in love.
No, it adds zest to your work.
Zest! Zest!
I think I've had enough zest|for a while.
- Let's sit down and rest, huh?|- Oh, why not. We've earned it.
Tell me, Sam, What did Jennifer think|of my shooting?
You mean Mrs Rogers?
Oh, I think by now I'm entitled to be|on a first-name basis with her.
After all, I brought her a happy|release with one bullet.
One bullet? How 'bout that|"No Shooting" sign that I found?
Well, that. One bullet|for the "No Shooting" sign,
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