The Undertaker Page #5

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What am I doing here?

Looking into my parlor

there's a spider

and a fly.

Oh no!

(Ahuds)

Thanks for the tea.

And for coming to pick me up.

Don't mention it.

You know that accident was

probably a sign telling me

to stay home and mind my own business.

By the way, where's Mandy?

I don't know, should be here by now.

Maybe she went to pick up some chow?

Oh yeah, she did mention

something about pizza.

I told you gentlemen, your

patience shall be rewarded.

It's show time.

Look what I've got.

It's marvelous.

Comes in very handy.

Do I hear a plea?

Are you begging for mercy?

Is that drama?

Present.

As I end my refrain,

I press down.

What?

No applause?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

You don't seem to be their cup of tea.

Perhaps Pamela would be.

Well, my dear,

I guess that's show biz.

Well, hello Miss Hayes.

Mandy, you've been a

great deal of help to me.

Oh Nicky,

we're going to meet Miss Hayes.

Business hasn't been good lately.

What with these, all these

vitamins that people are taking,

and the Surgeon General's

warning about smoking,

the silly driving without

drinking laws,

I haven't been able to

ship you out that fast.

I guess I'll have to

drum up some business.

Pam.

You awake?

Come on, you're not going

to sleep on me, are you?

Mm, let me sleep.

Come on, I got a great idea.

I'll be right back.

Kevin!

Kevin, you clutz,

what did you break now?

Kevin.

You b*tch.

You ought to run.

Indeed.

Nicky.

Soon you'll be joining all your

friends, my darling.

But first there's a little

service you must perform.

A gesture, you might say,

for the problems you

caused Nicolas and me.

N, N, very good.

I,

C,

Very good,

K-

Now I forgive you.

Now I forgive you!

[Chiefl Break it in.

God damn.

Oh God.

As I promised you gentlemen,

you'll all have travelling companions.

And you lovely, Mandy,

will be back with Pamela again.

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