The Village Barbershop Page #4

Synopsis: Art Leroldi is widowed and fading - a small time Reno barber stuck in a rut of haircuts and horse-books. When he loses his cutting partner of twenty years, he's faced with closing Reno's last man's man barbershop or hiring the last person on earth he'd ever want working there - a woman. More specifically, Gloria MacIntyre, a broke, spit-fire young woman suddenly unable to take no for answer. This is the story two unlikely people, who meet in one unlikely place - The Village Barbershop.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Chris J. Ford
Production: Monterey Media
 
IMDB:
6.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
2008
99 min
Website
15 Views


You did good.

You weasley little prick.

- What the hell are you doing?

Hey, stop, or I will

call the police!

You're gonna have to make it to

a phone first, you piece of sh*t.

If you were gonna sell the place,

why'd you put him trough all that?

I don't know.

- F*** you, yes you do, tell me!

Alright, fine! I enjoyed it, OK?

Goddamnit.

Go ahead. I'll just get

another one.

You should've taken the money

when I offered it.

Get that f***ing trailer

off my lot!

Oh, what do you know? You left

your sunroof open.

Court charges Mr Cane with

80 hours community service.

Oh, and Mr Cane, might

I also suggest

that you find another outlet for

relaxation other than "booze".

Next.

City of Rino vs

Arthur C. Liroldi.

Mr Liroldi.

You're charged with assulting

an officer.

And resisting arrest.

How do you plead?

The cop called me "pops" your honour.

- I don't think this qualifies as a plead.

While I understand your

displeasure of being called "pops",

what I cannot condone, is a good

citizen, such as yourself

throwing citations at police officers,

telling members of the police dep.

to and here, I'm quoting:

"To shove it, up their

ever-loving ass".

While hitting them in the groin

with your car door.

That part was a mistake, see the...

- Enough.

Yes, sir.

- The court sentences Mr Liroldi

to 100 hours community service.

Next.

Great. 100 hours of

picking up garbage.

Oh, crap.

Alright, I hate this car.

- He says the trailer belongs to him.

Great!

- Get your sh*t outta that trailer.

I ain't got all day.

I want my credit card back.

- Lost it.

Jenny says if you can't

take care of the baby,

you could come live

wiht us in Bakersfield.

Really?

- Yeah. Here's our number.

That's so sweet.

Hello?

Mom, it's me.

I need you to send some money.

- What for?

No questions, alright?

I got nervous when I

didn't see your trailer.

What's going on.

I can't go home,

I can't stay here.

You can stay here.

We can...

No. I can't.

I think I really just

need to start over.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry sir, but we can't

cash any more of these.

What's the matter

with my chip?

You guys are all f***ers.

F***ers!

F***ers! F***ers!

Take it easy, pops.

- F*** you.

We've got an angry fish. Code 11.

I'm gonna need buck up.

What the hell are you

doing in my house?

What's your name?

- Sprow.

What the hell are you

doing in my house?

Eh? Get the f***

out of here, Sprow.

Why don't you take it easy, man?

- Take it easy?

I don't take it easy.

You f***ing take it easy.

I'm done taking it easy.

I'm calling the cops.

OK, man. Let's just be cool here.

No cops.

Hey dumb ass, lets go.

We're not leaving, are we?

- You know how much weed we have?

Who wants a bear?

Sit down.

Oh, relax.

Make yourselves at home.

Hi.

- Hi!

There's key under the rock.

- What?

He keeps a key underneath

the little rock in the dirt.

Thanks!

- No trouble, sweetie.

Hey.

Hey, come on, lets go.

We're late.

Get up.

What for?

- We're gonna take a shower.

We're gonna take a shower.

- Together?

Yeah. No.

Hold on, wait a minute.

- What's that?

It's blindfold. It keeps you from seeing.

- I know what a blindfold does.

Nah, nah, I feel stupid.

- Put your hands down and you won't.

Alright, where are we going?

- You'll find out.

It's not an animal.

OK, stop, hold on.

Keep going, there you go.

Keep going.

Is there a well

- Yes, a big deep well.

Come on. OK, you're

gonna sit down here.

OK, put your hand out.

Your right hand.

There you go.

Left hand.

OK.

Alright, what's going on?

Come on, what's up?

Unlike you, Elmer was

ready to retire.

Yeah, but how did you...

Oh, no. Your ring.

I don't know what to say.

- How about "thank you"?

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you too.

So? You're gonna

cut my hair or not?

Well.

I'm not sure sir.

Do you have an appointmnet?

That's alright. I'll make an

exception in your case.

Get my smock.

Thank you.

- Any time.

Hey.

You stood me up.

Josey, that'll never happen again.

- Yeah, right.

I promise.

I promise?

Come on. I don't want a girlfriend

of mine walking in place like this.

Hey honey?

Baby?

What's with the bags?

I sent Little John to

get the mail today.

And look what he

came back with.

Ass-Masters? Load-shooters?

Jizz Kiss?

What are you talking about?

Those are not mine?

- Not yours? - No.

Your name is on the

f***ing subscription label.

Yeah, but...

I closed the

Big Mart deal today.

Great.

And since the business is

still in daddy's name,

good luck getting your

filthy hands on it.

Laney?

F***ing Liroldi!

Hey, Art.

- Yeah?

For the power.

And for all the sh*t on your lawn.

You're welcome, dude.

K, the potatos are ready.

How are the burgers?

Good. Real good.

- Everything OK?

You know, Josey?

I think, it may be the

best it's ever been.

Oh, thank you!

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