The Virgin Psychics Page #2

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I'm a hero!

"Do not abuse your powers."

"Don't use it to pick up girls."

It's not the time to jerk off!

I wonder what kind of girls Yoshiro likes.

Telepathy!

Hello.

This, please.

Nice weather.

Just that? Want some tea?

Imagine her underwear!

Uh... No, thank you.

"Special Boob Issue"

Stop!

Don't snatch that!

Yoshiro.

How about pinball?

Wait a minute!

Come on!

What's that book?

"Psychics fight evil and save the world!"

"They're heroes..."

Don't!

Yoshiro!

I want to read it now!

"Seahorse Cafe"

What a loser...

I'm a hero.

I have ESP, Teru!

I saw your mom at the supermarket.

She's beautiful.

Hey!

It can't be! What a coincidence.

My all-time favorite to jerk off to.

OK, the book.

"Love me Tenga"

"Tenga it..."

Yoshiro. Have you heard of Tenga?

Well...

If you have Tenga you won't need women.

Now.

This Tenga is for women.

For Miyuki.

Take it.

Here!

Normally this is all you do with it...

But from today I have a new skill.

Like what?

See what I can do now?

It means I can jack off with no hands.

Telekinesis...

You shoplifted that magazine!

I saw you in there so I pranked you.

Now for real.

Up, down. Up, down...

Ritsuko... Stop.

You're married.

Ritsuko...

Not in front of your son!

Not my Mom!

I can move Tenga and dirty mags...

Only erotic stuff.

It'll be a life of jerking off.

Here, Tenga!

- No!

- Go on, jack-off boy!

No!

I'm not a jack-off boy!

Jack-off boy.

I'm a psychic hero so give me a break!

Lay off!

I'll...

I'll save the world!

Now Yoshiro is aware of his responsibilities.

Being a hero isn't easy.

I might just try it...

Yoshiro, use it!

It's magic!

Sae...

I'll fantasize about her.

No!

I have to act like a psychic hero now!

I could read people's thoughts...

What's going on?

Men look at me and have dirty thoughts.

I want to do her!

The slut!

You want men!

Hey, babe!

I can still hear those voices in my head.

What is this?

Is this, like... ESP?

Yoshiro!

Sae, I'll save the world for you.

Sae...

I'll show Sae my naked body!

I'll get naked in front of her.

We have to get changed! Come on!

Coming! I'll get naked in front of you.

OK, Sae.

To the locker room. Go!

What the... Oh, no!

Oh, I feel like making out...

Maybe I'm sick...

When is he going to f*** me?

- I'll cheat on the test.

- Someone, kiss me!

Maybe I'll be OK soon...

I'll wait...

- Am I gay?

- I want to masturbate.

Penis!

Oops.

You're not Sae.

Cool!

Damn!

Punch it!

What! Did you see him?

- No one's here.

- There was!

Right, Sae?

He was cool.

What!

Miyuki?

Yoshiro.

A naked man was here!

Are you OK, Sae?

Creep!

Who are you?

It's ESP!

It wasn't Sae!

I wanted her to be the first to see my penis.

But it's OK...

What a rush!

Teleportation. It's ESP!

Hi there!

What if you showed him your bra?

He'll fall and spill the water.

We'll see.

A dirty mag.

What the hell?

Telekinesis!

It's ESP!

"ESP Research Lab"

It's ESP!

You have 39 yen.

39 yen!

Add 120 yen.

Add 130 yen.

Never mind the kids.

Now.

Yabe is clairvoyant. Be nice to him.

Sexy undies!

Don't look!

I'm Professor Asami,

an ESP researcher from Tokyo.

Ms. Akiyama is my assistant. She has ESP.

She does?

Precognition.

Hello.

She sees the future of anyone

who stares at her breasts.

That's why you flashed your boob!

Why do we suddenly have ESP?

It's because you all fit the criteria.

200 years ago in Duluth, Minnesota

there was another psychic awakening.

Cosmic rays hit Duluth

when the planets were aligned

in a particular way.

This time

cosmic rays hit this region.

Cosmic rays!

You got ESP because you fit certain criteria.

So we're special. We were chosen!

You're my hero.

First, you've never had sexual intercourse.

I see a hymen.

We had to be virgins?

I know how this mix-up happened.

Sometimes experienced people seem pure.

Sure...

I'm no virgin!

- Shut up, cherry boy!

- I'm not!

Look at me! I've put it to good use.

I doubt it.

You're like a brand new car. Nice!

I'm a used Ferrari in comparison

with all my mileage.

Secondly, when the rays hit the town

you were sexually aroused.

I jacked off...

Miyuki?

You, too!

You masturbated?

Hymen!

So girls do it, too?

What if we do?

- I guess it's OK.

- You bet!

Thirdly, you noticed your power.

You fulfilled these 3 criteria to be psychics.

Bullshit!

It sounds unlikely but

we've been trying to harness

this energy from space.

She offered to become a psychic

to test our theory.

You masturbated!

- A babe with tits!

- And a hymen.

What happened to the psychics

in the American town?

They're discussed in a document called

"The Planet Waves."

In that particular case in 19th Century Duluth

they were killed.

Killed?

By other psychics.

Other psychics are in this town.

And some might abuse their power.

A psychic fights evil!

Psychics seek out each other.

Inform me of anything unusual.

Psychics bring peace to Earth!

We'll protect our town from Duluth's fate!

You're heroes!

Go, psychics!

You're a hero!

Where are my panties?

Hanging on the verandah.

Sae?

I guess you know my daughter.

Sae?

Her?

It's him!

With your help, I hope Sae can live here

in peace.

Go, heroes!

Peacekeepers, let's put the banner up!

Up a bit.

Good!

"Welcome Psychics!"

- Yoshiro.

- Saya!

ESP!

The professor was right.

Shady plots were under way.

I'll cause some serious trouble.

On the night the cosmic rays hit,

many virgins masturbated.

Including Akiko Kamiya, a budding lesbian...

Take us across!

Skipper, hello!

They're cute...

I'll take them across.

Come on!

Skipper!

Great!

Join us, Miyuki!

It's stupid! The ESP Force...

Well, you masturbated!

Let's do this. We're the Force!

We're a unit. And masturbation is OK.

Hey! Come back!

I feel so psyched now!

I have my X-ray vision.

I'll protect this town!

I'm not just a wanker.

You only move sex-toys!

No, I can do this too.

Stop it!

You're erotic enough for me.

I like it!

A white bra!

I'll teleport myself and hug you!

Go, Enomoto!

We'll fight together.

Right. Go, ESP Force!

Me, too!

And me.

Do I have to work with these people?

What's going to happen to me?

I don't want to be with them.

"Beware of gropers"

Where are some real girls?

Come on!

Here's one.

"We skip hand in hand! La-la-la."

"La-la-la, duckies"

"Quack!"

"La-la-la, and goats too!"

"Baa!"

The ferry skipper.

You want to come with me?

We'll have tea.

You're so pretty!

Oh, this is so nice...

- Yoshiro's always watching me.

- He's creepy.

I bet he jerks off to you, Sae.

Your dad's cool!

- You think?

- Sure!

Look at her...

She's divine.

"ESP Party"

A party?

We should be fighting crime!

Hello.

I'm from a local bar. You have ESP?

Yes.

I brought you food.

We're psychics!

Open up, Baby.

I'll keep this town safe!

Enomoto!

I love you!

What's ESP anyway? A superpower?

Are you psychics?

Yes.

You're the talk of town!

Oh?

- You have ESP powers?

- We sure do.

Yummy noodles!

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