The Virgin Psychics Page #3

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Your mouth is so erotic!

Watch!

See, one hand!

Look at me!

I'm here!

And here.

Over here!

And here.

Amazing!

What's good about it?

It's a miracle I found you, Sae...

A miracle!

Gimme a break.

I want to have sex!

I want sex, too!

I want sex! I want sex!

Sex!

Stop, virgins!

She's right!

I want sex!

Dumb psychics...

Perverts!

Sae, no!

Don't worry, Yoshiro...

Never mind.

My destiny girl...

I'm sure it's Sae.

I'll try harder as a psychic to protect her.

I dream about the girl of my destiny.

In fragmented images.

Of the place we'd meet.

Her waving hand.

Her legs running to me.

Holding hands as we run together.

Her hand on mine.

And we kiss.

It's the same details every time.

Stop talking about erections.

Get serious!

We're psychics!

You're a hero.

Mr. Asami. I'm Detective Mitsui.

I'm Taeko, a reporter.

- My assistant, Ms. Akiyama.

- Hello.

This way.

- You're here!

- What is it?

I can't describe it so please

come and look.

What the...

Are they real?

Security found them. They're dolls.

This is a challenge to my psychics.

It appears to be some kind of aphrodisiac.

Akiyama.

- Take a sample.

- Yes.

No!

Don't touch it like that...

Something's going on in Yoshiro's classroom.

Akiyama.

Don't tell Yoshiro about this.

It might be the enemy psychic.

Right...

Professor!

It's so late to be running, Yoshiro.

Just in case I have to save the world.

- I see.

- And to protect Sae.

Thank you.

Sae!

Thank you!

"The Sex Pistols did not sing love songs"

"To my ears they were

screaming Love and Peace"

"The papers don't write about those places"

"But they can't ignore those smiles and tears"

"50 nuke power plants

5000 earthquakes a year"

"Our lives are blowin' in the wind"

"So take it easy, kid"

"They think you're a pushover"

"Yell so your voice's heard"

"Power to the people. Show me

how to break the silence"

So you were born in Toyohashi, Sae!

We soon moved to Tokyo.

You were born at Toyohashi hospital!

I knew it! Sae and I met in the womb.

Sae is the girl of my destiny.

She must be!

Yoshiro's babbling again.

- He's creepy.

- He's mental.

- Watch out when you walk home.

- For perverts!

Don't scare me!

Good morning.

We have a new teacher starting today.

Be quiet.

Class, pay attention.

Come in.

Meet your new English teacher.

Aiko Polnareff from USA.

Nice to meet you, I'm Ms. Polnareff.

A babe teacher like in the DVD!

Shut up!

I teach English but more importantly...

What?

Earth is in a crisis.

People have lost hope.

We need Eros in our hearts.

To fill this town with love.

Embrace love and be erotic.

Come to school in your swimsuits!

Swimsuits?

Pardon me...

This is important.

Wear bondage gear or a swimsuit tomorrow.

Do you feel love in the air?

You like her?

Yoshiro.

Ma'am.

Don't call me that.

Excuse me?

You think Sae's the girl of your destiny?

Ma'am?

Kiss me.

You're my destiny, you understand?

Your destiny.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

What is it?

The Tokyo lab's looking at it.

It's something beyond us.

The components aren't from this Earth.

- Meaning?

- I don't know.

Maybe something psychic?

No, it's dangerous!

It might be part of the evil psychics' plan.

Something is going on.

What about my b*obs?

And mine.

I only have eyes for hers.

I love pretty high school girls!

Off we go! See you later!

Off we go! See you later!

Bon Voyage, my pretty ones.

Rain...

She's next.

It's Toyocky!

Toyocky, I can't resist you!

Toyocky!

Toyocky!

I love Toyocky, the city's mascot!

Toyohashi's mascot!

Toyocky!

See you later!

She's insanely pretty.

Game over.

Not in the mood?

What's wrong?

Low libido today?

I'm not driven by libido...

You are!

OK, I am.

But to be a psychic hero...

I have to control my horny fantasies!

That's nonsense.

Here, 2 free balls.

I want to jerk off...

That's my boy!

Hi. I'm totally drenched.

Got a shirt?

Miyuki...

Here, before you catch a cold.

Yoshiro, I know you like her.

What? No, I don't!

I'm going.

And you like Yoshiro, too.

Of course not.

Don't be shy!

Shut up!

Why are you coming?

I have to check out your sexy teacher.

Yoshiro.

What's up?

Uh... nothing!

You made me hard, okay?

I made you hard?

No!

They look so sexy!

This is the epicenter for erections!

You're too uptight.

Put more Eros into it.

Hi, Yoshiro.

Ms. Polnareff!

You're Teru.

Telekinesis.

You're Miyuki.

Telepathy.

How do you know?

Are you a psychic too?

I have an ability to see people's memories.

I'm delighted to meet you.

Hello, class!

We'll start with

erotic sex education today.

Way to go, teacher!

Get a hard-on.

Get a hard-on.

I want to jerk off...

Hard-on, hard-on.

No!

Oh my God! Please!

I'm hot!

Come to Daddy, girls!

What's going on?

Eros. Love is spurting everywhere.

Sir!

- You're in panties!

- Too sexy.

Please, you have to come. It's too erotic!

Love and Eros in Toyohashi!

Make love hotels free!

Nudist beaches at Toyohashi!

Say "Yes" to the sex industry!

Love and Eros in Toyohashi!

You're surrounded!

Resistance is futile!

We want nudist beaches!

Listen to me!

- Detective Mitsui.

- Professor.

How are things?

Cosplayers and girls

in swimsuits took hostages.

- Another erotic crime!

- Their demands?

They want to talk to the mayor. Look at this.

- "Love and Eros"?

- And Toyohashi's independence.

Say "Yes" to the sex industry!

- They want a sex empire?

- It's outrageous.

Who are they?

We know they're sexy cosplayers.

We don't know their numbers

or if they're armed.

We can't use force on such pretty girls.

They're armed with Tenga.

I'll negotiate with them.

Are you sure?

They'd be more willing to talk to a civilian.

I am Professor Asami!

I'm here to talk.

Hold it!

Agree to our terms!

Now!

What do you want?

We want to live the way humans should!

First we need to be sexually liberated!

So that we'll survive Armageddon!

Who's behind this? What is Armageddon?

They won't answer.

Because they're my servants.

We'll start a war to protect our world!

So you're behind this. Are you a psychic?

Yes. Guess what I did that night.

Professor, why did you get psychics

to protect the town?

To stop people like you.

- Why protect greedy humans?

- Stop this!

Don't you remember being mistreated

by those bastards

who mocked your ESP research?

You can't trick me.

Don't you wish they died?

- Don't abuse your power.

- Shut up.

Release the hostages. I'll get the police

to go easy on you.

She's right.

This conversation is going nowhere.

I'll have to kill you!

Strip them all naked!

Look out!

Clean up!

Where is she?

Is she here?

She's gone.

I'll find her.

What's going on?

This is awesome!

It's getting sombre!

I must hurry!

Things are strange all over town.

Such as?

The bank was robbed yesterday

by women wearing sexy swimsuits.

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