The Wild Hunt Page #4

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We've got 'em covered.

My brother's out there

with all the Vikings

and the elves now.

We're all good.

Don't worry about it.

No, no, no, no.

Tonight was supposed to be

for parties and ceremonies

for the battle tomorrow.

Tamara authorized

an attack on a camp

which is normally not allowed.

Which you agreed to, Oliver.

Look, look, look.

Why--why don't we

count the sacrifice

and assume that the

Wild Hunt took place

and they can get a plus-2

spell bonus for tomorrow?

F*** no, man!

He lost her. They rescued her.

No, no bonus.

You allowed it, too bad!

No, the princess stays with us!

Yeah!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

He is intangible, invincible!

No weapons can harm him!

Shaman of the Earth!

Are you kidding me?

What the f***?

Those are the rules.

He has spells. He is immaterial.

He can pass through.

Those are the rules!

He has weapons!

He can pass through!

What the f*** is that?

He is invincible, intangible!

Be nice, OK?

Oh, come on!

Be nice!

F*** this!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

Wind-messenger spell!

You shouldn't have

brought him up here.

He is invincible, intangible!

You cannot see him!

Please, leave.

I'm not going anywhere.

Princess, I have a

real situation out there.

I mean, a lot of the guys,

they come up here and this

is the only thing they do.

This is their release,

their escape.

Just like you came up

here to escape, right?

We need you for the game.

We need you for the Wild Hunt.

Are you sure you can't

just run into the woods

and find a little bunny

and rip his head off

and sacrifice him and f*** him?

Or whatever you do to

these people out here.

Um, Lyn, I--I...

I need you to come with me tonight.

We need you.

Please, just for tonight

and then that's--that's all.

That's all. Just--

Hey, hey, no hands! Ref!

You can't touch her.

OK.

You guys wanna fight, huh?

I've got a wind-messenger

spell for you.

Where's your leader?

Oh! Where did he go?

Huh? What the f***? Come on!

Come on!

Come on, boys.

Just don't ruin it

for the guys. Just...

Come with us tonight.

Why don't one of the

guys start stripping?

Wouldn't that get all

your motors running?

In your fur and your pelts.

What are you laughing at?

See him with his beer gut out.

Hey, Lyn,

what are you laughing at?

You wanna go back to this,

huh? Living like this?

With him? In a one and a half?

Would you rather go back

with skull face? Oh yeah!

In your one and a half?

You could do each other's makeup.

It's not funny.

I just need you to

come with me tonight.

No touching! Hey!

- Just please--

- You can't touch her!

Hey!

Do you wanna do something?

Try it! I'll rip your

f***ing head off!

Done, time!

I'll rip your f***ing head off!

Time's up! Spell's over!

I asked you for one night!

One night, you stupid b*tch!

One night!

Spell's over!

Murtagh's astroform

must re-enter his body!

Take a step.

Take one f***ing step!

Done! Time's up, time's up!

Spell's over!

Spell's over!

Where's your pappy?

Aw, did he leave you all alone,

you big shitheads?

Come on, f***ers! Fight!

Huh? Fight! Come on!

Fight, fight, fight!

Spell's over!

Spell's over!

Murtagh's astroform was

whisked back to his body!

He's intangible! You don't see him!

Well done, brother!

You angered the shaman!

Now we will have our Ragnark!

Don't touch me.

- What's wrong?

- I don't feel good.

You want some air?

Mm-mmm.

No weapons can harm him!

Spell is almost over.

Fight, fight, fight!

He's intangible!

What?

Oh, come on!

No way!

You've gotta be kidding!

You big bunch of pussies!

I can't believe this sh*t!

Come on!

Bush leagues!

Let's go out and get some air.

Secret door!

You OK? Watch your head.

Careful.

Come on, let's go.

Maybe Oliver can

change their minds

once they cool down.

Yeah, right!

He seemed pretty pissed

with Princess Evlynia

and Bjorn's brother.

- Uh, yeah!

- Really? You think so?

Where are they?

Did your foul breath

drive Murtagh away again?

Hmm, no.

I think maybe it was your brother

having sex with his girlfriend,

you f***ing idiot!

He's f***ing gone!

No thanks to you and

your stupid-ass family!

What the f***?

What the f*** were you thinking?

Well, we'll...

We could give Princess

Evlynia back to him

to satisfy his blood lust.

No, no Bjorn!

We can't give him anything back

to satisfy any f***ing lust!

You f***ed it up!

All right,

I'll get the princess back.

And the big battle

is upon is, by Thor!

This is not the time to cry!

Bjorn, do you realize

how long it took me

to get up here?

Jesus! And you had to f*** it up!

I'll bring her back!

The big battle is still upon us!

I'll-I'll bring her back.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

I'll bring her back!

I'll get the princess

and bring her back!

Goddamn it!

Keys...

Sh*t!

This is f***ing brilliant.

This is so much fun.

I'm having such a blast right now.

You know that?

My f***ing hero comes up here

with his piece-of-sh*t car

to bring me back to

f***ing be a part

of his piece-of-sh*t life!

You stupid c*nt!

It's all your fault!

No fighting in camps,

no going back on past victories--

Would you f***ing relax?

She's a f***ing ref and

she should know better, OK?

But no, instead,

she sabotages the game

with her bullshit crushes

on those little retards! OK?

Hey, Tamara, if you wanted

to get laid so bad...

He wants to f*** you, Lyn!

F*** you!

Goddamn it!

God, this is great.

Lyn!

Suck my DICK!

Lyn!

Evelyn, get in the car!

"Evelyn, Evelyn!"

What are you, my f***ing dad?

Bjorn and his stupid fat,

ugly little brother

chasing after that b*tch. For what?

Because she swore an

oath to Mjllnir, d*ckhead!

I'm sorry. Who the f*** are you?

I'm a Viking berserker.

And you're a coward!

Erik!

What, did you just drive--

You little sh*t!

Ah!

Get off! Get off of me!

Erik!

Magnusson! Magnusson!

Lyn! Lyn!

She was already dead

when we rescued her.

They're really gonna hurt her!

She belongs to Murtagh.

Ah!

-...for the battle!

This is Ragnark!

It's over!

The f***ing... game... is over!

Ragnark!

God!

Get the f*** off me!

Get the f*** off me!

F*** off!

You see that? Bernie,

you see that?

Greg-ash got the princess!

Guys, get your stuff.

We're storming the f***ing Celts.

From this point forward,

let no man say King

Argyle's a coward!

Lyn!

Murtagh!

Remember what I said.

Murtagh!

The beast is rising!

The princess is back with Murtagh.

The savages will fight.

Lyn!

Seems that we need

to be tested in battle.

Very well.

Ragnark will test us in battle.

You wanted her. Here she is.

Trust me, now...

she'll play.

I didn't wanna anger you.

Put on the mask!

Take the f***ing mask!

Here.

Are we good?

Come on, man. Are we OK here?

This doesn't have to end.

This doesn't have to end.

In the name of my name!

Intruders!

Intruders!

I have slain Murtagh!

Ha ha!

Retreat!

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