The Witches of Oz Page #6

- I don't know.

Hand me that rope.

Dorothy!

Dorothy! No!

No!

- Toto!

- Dorothy!

No!

Oh, my baby.

Please...

Dorothy!

You are no match for me!

Soon all of Munchkin country

will be mine!

We shall take all of Oz!

The Changing Word

shall belong to us.

Oh, dear.

I'm not the girl in these

letters or in those books.

The woman on the street,

the one who touched the pen,

If the bad witches

are still here...

She must be a good witch.

The good witches

are here, too.

And I know where

to find one.

Where's Billie?

I think she's gone.

Did you try her cell?

What's wrong?

Oz, it's- it's real.

The stories aren't stories.

They're memories.

Slow down.

Are you OK?

It's been a weird day.

The lady out front,

Allen's pen, it's magic.

She must be

a good witch. See?

It's time I level

with you, Dorothy.

So it's true?

You're from Oz, too?

Everything is going

to be OK.

You have the key.

That's what they all want.

Who?

The Wicked Witches.

Langwidere.

The Witch of the West.

I'm Lucasta, the Good

Witch of the North.

I couldn't tell you until

the time was right.

Everything is

gonna be OK.

Are you guys gonna be a while?

I can order in.

No, no that's fine.

We're not gonna belong.

Good, because there are these awful

creatures in my house, Muckadoos.

Poor thing.

Don't worry.

it's gonna be OK.

Here. Give me

the key.

Hey, just so,

you know, to be sure.

Can you prove that

you're the good witch?

I don't know what you mean.

Can you do a trick

or something?

Allen, Dorothy knows

I'm Lucasta.

Don't you, Dorothy?

It's OK, Allen.

She's my friend.

Yeah...

No, do something.

- No, I'm serious.

- Allen!

Look I know your books

inside and out.

Every witch in Oz

has a magical item.

Without it,

they can't cast spells.

Where's yours?

This is serious.

Oh. Well.

If you're Lucasta,

then I guess

you don't mind

if I do this!

This world

makes us forget.

So long have we all

been away from Oz.

I was beginning

to believe you,

that this place was real,

and that Oz was just a dream.

Why? Why go through

all of this?

Stupid girl!

I need the story.

What happened in Oz?

I need to know

the secret.

But that was

a long time ago.

Indeed.

Not a day passed that I

didn't feel the pain

of what you did to me.

Does that seem strange,

that I would want revenge?

Revenge?

Oh, how easily

you forget.

You killed my sister!

Sorry?

It's too late.

Now give me the key!

No, I won't

let you take it.

I can't take it.

You have

to give it to me.

Give me the key,

Dorothy.

It's incomplete.

The question is,

where is the rest of it?

I don't know.

Hey, psycho!

Knock it off.

You want to see

my magic item?

No.

Die!

Don't cry.

It won't hurt him.

This world makes us

forget who we are.

Doesn't it,

Scarecrow?

An ingenious plan,

to hide here.

And none of you

remember a thing.

I will not be defeated

so easily!

I rather

enjoy this world.

A simple place

with no magic!

Best of all,

no Munchkins!

These people will be

so easy to enslave.

I may not be able to take Oz,

but I can take this world.

Give me the key!

No!

I know what

you're thinking.

If all those

stories are true,

then you must be

some kind of hero.

Let me show you.

I know the real Dorothy.

She's nothing more than

a weak, silly little girl

who was in the right

place at the right time.

Smashing shoes.

But do you remember

how to use them?

No.

Not yet.

I am not impressed!

Get off! Get off!

No! No!

No! Give it back! No!

Ooh, good monkey.

You will tell me

where the rest of it is.

I have ways

of jogging your memory.

I've already

remembered something.

Really? What?

This.

This isn't over.

This is just the beginning.

I got a new one.

- Oh, yeah?

- Mm-hm.

- Wanna hear it?

- Sure.

- Do you really or do you kinda of wanna hear it?

- I wanna hear it.

- Yeah?

- Just say what you got.

OK. it's tough to

get by at my size.

Living life at the

height of your thighs.

Just barely eye level

to the lint in your navel.

When you fart, it goes

right in my eyes.

Needs work.

it's a limerick, right?

- Really?

- You got anything else?

There once was

a wizard from Oz,

his hair was

the color of gauze.

Nick! Nick!

quite crazy he seemed

What? What?!

But his wisdom far

purpassed all his flaws.

Those guys...

Head full of beans?

Yeah, like, he's

not all there.

It's like a brain of beans.

Well, 'cause he's crazy.

I think I can get it.

Here, can you

reach my hand?

Hey, careful, I don't

know you that well.

Will you stop it?

It's a limerick.

Badabidadabida boom, pop,

badabidadabida Ding!

Oh! I got the knot.

It's a Flying Koser knot.

- Come on.

- Well, then why don't you do it?

All right, I'll do it.

I got one.

- You ready?

- Yes, please.

Comes real easy,

ain't it there, Turbo?

You know what?

I love you.

I love you, too.

And you know what?

I'm here.

Me too.

I'm not going anywhere.

The door.

I don't ever want

to be without you.

I don't know what I'd do

if someone took you away.

- Where'd they go?

- Who?

You know.

Leaving so soon?

No, no, no!

Stay right there.

Come on, put me down!

Put me down!

No come back.

- Please

- Grab the door.

I'm very serious.

Put him down.

Any sudden moves

and the midget gets it.

Go ahead and kill him.

I can just get an other one.

- Hey, no!

- Come on.

Welcome.

Oh, Allen!

I always knew

I was different.

I just thought

I might be gay.

Let me know

if this hurts.

No. I don't feel a thing.

I can't do this.

Of course you can.

- Look at what you just did.

- I didn't do that.

I don't know

how that happened.

Dorothy, listen to me.

You just have

to remember who you are.

I wonder what happens

if I try the rest of this?

Careful.

Those little guys said

it might fry your brain.

I have to try it.

No trickery, Wizard.

Give me the book!

Terms first.

In exchange

for the Book of Bini Aru,

the Wicked Witch of the West and

her assorted forces of evil,

do hereby agree to never ever

again lay siege, attack,

mettle, or generally annoy

the City of Emeralds,

the lands

of the Munchkins,

or the territories

west of Winky Country.

There is

a map in here.

Enough!

Give me the book

and I'll agree

to your ridiculous terms.

Pinky swear.

You must agree to never

try and fetch it back.

No tricks, no magic.

And none of your

infernal machines!

You have my word.

I will never, ever

personally do anything

against you.

Now, this thing is heavy.

You may want to have someone

give you a hand.

You can't do this.

I already have.

My word is my word.

I've made no promise.

Dorothy, do it.

You know the spell.

No, Dorothy. Don't do it!

Don't listen

to her. Do it!

Please! You killed

my sister!

Don't kill me, too.

Dorothy, you must!

- I can't.

- No!

- I'm sorry.

- Let her go.

- A deal is a deal.

- You can't let her destr...

I gave my word.

Poor child. You were

to perform one simple task,

and you failed.

After killing

the Witch of the East,

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