The Witches of Oz Page #7

they decided to have

the pure in heart kill me,

but now, even the Wizard

knows the error of his ways.

You must see

that's not your destiny.

I see a future,

Dorothy Gale,

where you shall take

my sister's place

and serve at my side.

I saw it!

I had the chance

to kill her and I didn't.

I couldn't! I can't!

I can't kill her.

You don't have to kill her.

You just have to stop her.

The Wizard betrayed us

to save Oz!

That's why she's here,

to take our world!

I can't do it.

Take these shoes.

You do it.

These shoes

don't belong to me.

They belong to you.

No, they belong to the

girl in the books.

I don't know that girl.

I do.

We do this together.

I'm with you

every step of the way, Dot.

I don't remember

how to teleport.

Then we'll do

the next best thing.

You know, it's starting

to come back to me.

I'm starting

to remember things.

Me too, Allen,

but it's not enough.

Hey lady,

what're you doing?

"Beware the Jabberwock,

my son!

"The jaws that bite,

the claws that catch!

"Beware the Jubjub bird,

"and shun the frumious

Bandersnatch!"

Okaaaay.

Spunky. I like that.

You shall be

my special pet.

You're not really

my type.

Really! I don't

impress you?

I'm sure we can come

to some agreement,

some mutual

understanding, right?

This time it is on!

I have called upon the

creatures of the shadows.

We will rip

this world apart,

inch by inch,

brick by brick.

This should get her attention.

Wow. This is-

this is really, really bad.

It's not our fault.

There's construction

all over 54th street.

You should probably

take 56th.

Traffic bad everywhere.

Something going on in Times Square.

Can you at least

take 7th for me?

You're the man now, dog.

Go back, go back, go back!

- Other way!

- Go back!

- Where we going?

- Straight!

- What? Did you see what I saw?

- Go!

- What? No!

- She said drive straight

Short Round,

now drive this cab!

Go!

Ooh, I don't like,

I don't like.

Do you have a plan?!

There's big teeth.

Now that's what

I talk about!

This one on me!

- I don't want to be here.

- No. Follow me.

No, you follow me.

- Follow me.

- OK, all right.

Go on, go. Go.

- Everybody back. Get behind me.

- All right.

OK. Now, we're leaving.

Nobody make any sudden moves.

And put that stuff down.

Are you sure you know

how to use that?

I took fencing in college.

I'm serious lady. I'm Scottish.

I know how to use this.

Have you not seen Braveheart?

- What are you doing?

- I'm not doing that.

OK. Forget it.

Just let us down!

Sure thing, my pretties.

Bye-bye.

That's a relief.

Nick!

Give me your hand!

No! Get them!

- Give me your arm!

- Dorothy pull me in!

- Come in! I got you!

- Pull me in!

Additional rider pay extra!

All right. It's OK.

You can open your eyes.

Now that was a coincidence.

No, it was fate.

Dorothy.

Give me the key, Dorothy.

Only I can make this

all go away.

I wouldn't trust her.

Give me the key!

Get them!

Stop!

- Get behind me.

- Let's go.

It's all coming

back to me, Billie.

Good, then you'll remember

I'm better than you.

Dorothy!

What will you do without

your precious little Dorothy?

Give me every last piece

of the key!

Kill them!

Bryan... him...

Whoa. That's weird. He's...

Good monkey. Stay. Sit.

Good monkey.

I'm the Lion!

I'm the Lion!

You're the Tin Man.

What?

- You're the Tin Man!

- What?!

I'm the Lion, he's the

Scarecrow, you're the Tin Man!

Don't be afraid.

Fight him!

- I'm the Tin Man?

- Yeah!

I'm the Tin Man.

I'm the Tin Man!

Yeah!

But, you're the Tin Man,

aren't you?

That's the Tin Man!

You're the Tin Man.

Hey, yo, G-funk? So have you

ever seen Planet of the Ape?

Dorothy. Are you OK?

Nick... Tin Man.

No, I'm not. I thought I was

as well. Bryan thought I was,

but Bryan's got these teeth,

Allen's made of straw,

Bryans going

Oh, yeah.

That's the Tin Man.

Yeah.

Glinda!

We will fight for your world,

Dorothy Gale.

Good witch.

A witch? I knew it.

The cavalry has arrived.

Go! Get them!

Come to me, Dorothy.

Here, it's the rest

of the key.

Glinda, you have

to stop her.

- Dorothy, Dorothy!

- Glinda, help.

Well, we have

to help her!

Dorothy is the only one

to ever kill a witch.

She is the one

that has the power.

But Dorothy is not a witch.

She's a writer.

You're the one zooming around

in a bubble. Go and help!

She has the power.

She always has.

We need to stop this!

Where do we start?

What are we

supposed to do?

There's an army of gnomes going

head to head with the NYPD.

There's a big ostrich-looking dragon

chewing on the Chrysler Building

and every tree in Central

Park is eating people!

I brought help.

Munchkins!

Munchkins, that's good.

Ah, Dorothy.

Have you finally

come to your senses?

I will never

give it to you.

You don't really

have a choice, do you?

You need the Changing Word.

How else will you put

your city back together?

You need the complete key,

just as much as I do.

You take the one

with the silly accent.

I'll take the p*ssy cat.

Come here.

Stay with me.

This is unconfirmed.

Flying creatures,

gorillas with wings...

Nick, Nick, Nick.

Gorillas with wings.

The scene in Central Park...

...is chaos!

it's complete...

What will you do?

I'll go back to Oz.

You lie.

You can't use the book in Oz.

You made a deal

with the Wizard. Remember?

Ah, somebody's been hitting

the memory dust.

All right.

I'll use it

to enslave this world.

- I lied!

- You're a witch.

I'm a agent.

Well, then you're going to have to take

it, because I'm not giving it to you!

Then it won't work.

You know the rules.

Then you'll have

to kill me.

With the power of the Changing Word,

nothing shall stand in my way.

Thank you.

Hey, can I borrow

your truncheon?

- Do what?

- Night stick.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

On, you idiot!

What have you done

to my beautiful head?

That was out of the park.

When I get my hands on you,

if I can find them...

Ooh.

I didn't mean that.

First, I shall enslave

this world.

Then Neverland, Camelot

or maybe Wonderland.

Shangri-la, Narnia...

I shall rule them all.

I have a deal for you.

You and I, best friends.

We shall rule together.

I can see as a little girl

you wouldn't know any better,

but now with seasoned eyes,

you know the truth.

All creatures just

need a little guidance,

someone to show them the way,

make sense

of all this madness.

I gave you everything

you'd have ever wanted.

The perfect apartment,

the perfect career,

the perfect guy.

Even enough money to save that

sweet little farm in Kansas.

I don't need

to hear this.

What if you could

bring him back?

We can bring back

your Uncle Henry.

There is so much

we can do together.

Dorothy, I can

learn from you.

I'll promise not to vaporize

those who annoy me,

if you'll promise to help me

guide the new world.

What do you say? Deal?

I can't do that.

Call off the attack.

Brilliant, very exciting,

if I hadn't disconnected

the water supply!

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