The Wizard of Gore Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2007
- 94 min
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Montag the Magnificent
greets everyone at the door
with hands so greasy
it's a wonder his fingerprints can hang on.
The most disgusting part of the show.
Greetings, salutations.
Greetings and salutations.
Greetings and salutations.
Greetings and salutations.
- Greetings!
- Mister...
Mr. Montag, my name is Ed Bigelow.
Salutations.
I would love to speak
with you after the show
- if that's at all possible...
- Salutations.
...about a story that I'm working on.
It seems that we are speaking,
and that the story has already begun.
Greetings and salutations.
Greetings.
No repeat customers.
Who'd think someone besides you,
besides us, would, uh,
return for a second helping?
There's Cecelia.
Let me guess.
Everybody knows Cecelia.
No comment.
Every night, the geek
sets up the act like bowling pins
so the magician can throw a strike.
It's the same song and dance
two nights in,
right down to the shocked girl
with the look of disgust
plastered across her face.
She's got no idea what she signed up for.
Or does she?
Two nights, two girls, same day job,
stripping at Jumbo's Clown Room.
Does the audience realize this,
or are they too busy
getting played like a fiddle?
What are you afraid of?
Exposure.
We swim
in a shark-infested cesspool,
terrified that at any moment
things will nip at us.
Oh. Ha ha.
They will nip at us,
and they are hungry.
our best friends.
Our girlfriends.
They are us.
I'm not going back.
That whole thing was disgusting.
Did you hear that?
Our girlfriends.
Not our boyfriends and girlfriends,
not our lovers, our girlfriends.
And he was looking at you
the entire time.
That was just because we were there
two nights in a row
to him before the show.
Fine, write your little article.
Give the f***er more publicity.
Oh, that is awfully
open-minded of you, artist girl.
What the f***'s
that supposed to mean?
So it's freedom of expression
as long as Maggie agrees with it, right?
You know what?
You're just like everybody else,
used to objectifying people like, uh,
Cayenne and Cecelia.
- Oh, Jesus.
- Don't "Oh, Jesus" me.
You've gone and seen them
on stage before.
And then they get up there
and do their little
meat puppet routine with Montag.
It's nothing new for you.
He fondles them, paws all over 'em.
Sh*t, I bet you wish
you could do the same thing.
What's with the, uh...
It relaxes me.
Because you make me f***ing tense.
A**hole.
God.
Yeah.
Ed, turn on the TV. Channel 4.
It's not the best time right now.
Just do it.
Earlier today,
authorities are cautioning everyone
to stay out of the water.
were stunned this morning
when the remains of this woman...
It's your friend Cayenne
from that show last night.
The Coast Guard is out in force
searching for the great
white shark believed...
It wasn't a f***ing shark attack.
Look, Maggie, I need to go.
- I'll get back to you, okay?
- Ed, wait. Ed...
- Yo.
- Jinky.
Uh, yeah, Eddie.
It's not really a good time right now.
Listen, a girl got attacked
by a shark last night, right?
Yeah, no sh*t.
Between her and the one
that came in yesterday...
you know, that girl who got split open...
my internship here
has been, like, you know,
on-the-job experience, let me tell you.
I can't be on the phone right now.
That girl got split open?
She was, like, cracked
open like a lobster.
Yeah, so whatever. What do you want?
Listen, Jinky, I think
there may be a connection
- What do you mean?
Then I want you to double-check
with that shark girl.
Are you sure it was a shark?
What? No, no, no. Not on the phone.
Listen,
lunch break's in 45.
Fountain in MacArthur Park.
They got interns working cases now.
It's homework.
Not that you would know
anything about that.
Some of us have to struggle
to get where we want to be.
Okay, let me finish this.
but I'm working it wrong.
Say that again?
We pick a spot, collect evidence of a crime,
build a case against
a theoretical suspect,
point being the suspect is innocent,
and all this sh*t is circumstantial.
Like, say... for example,
you knowing sh*t you shouldn't.
Shark girl is all over the news
as a shark attack.
But you... you ask me
to make sure it was a shark that killed her.
Guess what. It wasn't.
Sharks usually leave behind teeth
in the deceased's muscle,
but if they don't,
they definitely have
something that says,
"Congratulations,
you've just been bit by a giant..."
I get it, Jinky.
You're a busy man.
Gotta get back to, uh, cashing checks
from that trust fund,
playing with your newspaper.
Look, any time you want
to call an armistice
on this class war we got going on,
I'm willing to talk.
Let's talk, then.
Tell me what you know
about tetrodotoxin.
- Tetro...
- Dotoxin?
Comes from a pufferfish.
Small doses, it can be
used as a hallucinogen.
In larger ones, it makes zombies.
- Excuse me?
- Like in Haiti.
Some old Serpent and the Rainbow sh*t.
Tox reports came back
on your two girls.
Showed massive doses
in the both of them.
Yeah.
Yes. Sorry. Um...
Yeah, I'll be there. Bye.
Look, you got to meet me
tonight, okay, Jinky?
There's something I got to show you.
All right.
I don't know what it is you're huffing,
but if you want the good sh*t,
you come to your man Jinky.
Smile.
Retard.
Go away. We're closed.
You're always closed.
Just... Just lock up tight behind you.
You know, with free
advertising like this,
you really ought to keep the doors
open for business more often.
Lordy.
Stand back and let
the guys do their work.
What kind of work are they doing?
Mind ya.
Mind ya?
Mind ya f***ing business
if you know what's good for ya.
Look, you got five minutes
of time for me?
What do you know about tetrodotoxin?
Sh*t.
Tapped out.
It's a drug that comes
from the pufferfish.
I know what it is, motherf***er.
When I was in the Southeast,
when we were doing
our little PSYOPS,
there was a lot of talk about it.
It's a mind control drug,
a gorilla of one.
Did a little R&D and figured out
it made subjects
completely open to suggestion,
could get them to do
whatever we wanted.
This time I heard about,
I wasn't there, you understand?
One of our guys was gonna
talk to some writer
working on a Kennedy book.
Before he could,
into the dude's food.
by the right people,
this poor f*** thinks
the inside of his mouth
is growing hair.
Next morning,
he takes a razor blade to his tongue.
End of story.
and the reason we had
a hard-on for it
is it could kill your memory.
Like, say, you were on it right now.
I could make you forget
what I wanted you to
and remember what I told you to.
Jesus. What the hell
were you guys doing over there?
Didn't I tell you that the writer
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