The Zombinator Page #3

You're so modest man, but...

I mean you're doing

the thing, man.

You and Bobby, just going

out there, protecting us.

Man that's, I mean,

that's what it's all about,

like I'm, I'm just glad

that, that you're here.

You know what, Joanne?

I know, you know, that you're

doing your fashion thing

and everything, but...

this documentary should be

about Bobby, and you know,

or The Colonel,

about Bobby most of all.

So like right now,

let's all do a toast

for Bobby right now,

all right?

Raise your glasses.

Uh, Bobby was my boy.

You know, I knew him

growing up,

we played ball together,

he was a stand-up dude.

And um...

I'm crushed to see him...

see him go,

and uh, yeah.

For Bobby, all right?

For Bobby.

All right.

That was really nice

of you, Marcus.

- Yeah.

- Well said, yeah.

If you'll excuse me

for a moment.

Okay. Nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you.

Bobby was the catch.

He was on

the volleyball team...

"Protea" ]

The band was really good.

Yeah, they were amazing.

I love their, their

like, costume.

- Yeah.

- ... whole costume, perfect.

Dead 2 Me.

It's so...

I think like, they, they knew

Bobby too, right?

- Yeah, I think he liked that...

- They knew Bobby?

Yeah, I mean he's...

they're from here so

they probably were friends.

- Yeah.

- Nice.

- They're good.

- And they're fantastic.

Yeah.

Are they signed?

I don't think so, I think

they're just local.

- Just local.

- Yeah.

You know, I'm like ready

to go Marcus, I don't know.

I just... there's something like

weird about this place,

Stay like another 20 minutes, then we'll

get outta here and do something else.

I don't know

but I'm telling you,

I really need a cigarette

right now.

A cigarette?

- When'd you start smoking?

- I don't... I just...

I don't know, I'm a little

stressed out, you know.

So you're gonna get a cancer

stick, that's what you're gonna do?

I guess, I mean you know

what? It is what it is...

We're at a wake and you

wanna get a damn cigarette?

I do I do, I mean there's

people all over,

let's ask for one.

Nah, I don't have...

Hey guys, f*** is that?

What are you talking about?

What the f*** was that?

Oh sh*t, go! F***!

Oh, f***!

You know what, I should've

just stayed in Chicago.

I knew it!

I freaking knew it!

You know, let's talk about it

on the ride home.

- I don't even care.

- Where are my keys?

- Where are my keys?

- I don't care, I don't know.

- Where are the keys?

- I don't know!

What is that?

What the...

okay, what the heck is that?

Is she bleeding?

What's wrong with her?

Make sure she's okay.

- Are you okay?

- Oh, my gosh.

Wait!

Oh god!

What the hell

are you guys doing here?

- Where are the others?

- Where's everyone else?

Have you guys, have you

guys seen the others?

- Where are they?

- Have you seen them?

What?

Where'd they go?

I don't know.

What do you mean

you don't know?

F***! Let's get inside.

Let's go this way.

Damn!

Yanna, this way, this way.

Oh my god! There they are!

You okay?

She, she bit... she bit her.

I don't know.

There was so much blood

and everything...

- You're okay.

- Did anyone else get bit?

- No.

- You guys are fine?

- Yeah, we're good.

- We're good. We're good.

Oh god, this is not...

Did you guys get followed?

Were they behind you?

I don't know. We don't know.

We just ran as fast as

we could.

You guys, we need

to get inside.

We need to get inside.

We need to get inside.

What is this?

- So it's safe, it's safe?

- It should be, yeah.

Ok cool, cool. I trust you

man, I really trust you.

Jo, John, come on.

Let's go, dude.

Come on, dude.

Come on,

come on, come on.

Somebody lock that door.

What are we doing now?

I'm sorry,

where the f*** are we?

Guys, it's okay we're safe

here.

I went to school here,

it's a Catholic school.

I don't think so.

Pretty sure.

What are we gonna do?

Guys, I feel like

Alice in Wonderland.

What?

We gotta figure this out.

Yeah, I don't know if I'm

getting feeling about this.

Which door, man?

- Guys, they're labeled.

- I don't know.

Well what does the numbers

means for, huh?

What are the numbers for?

How the f***

am I supposed to know?

It's his school...

They're, they're classrooms.

I don't know, I mean...

What about if we

stay stuck down here.

Like we gotta think about

this sh*t.

- Nah nah.

- Two is even.

Nah, nah. All these doors,

nah this, this sh*t ain't right.

This sh*t ain't right.

In, in the 20's,

you know the, the klan,

they had a place in this

town, like a headquarters.

Right here.

Yo, like this... nah,

you think it's funny,

until your f***in' ass get popped up by

a f***in' like the grand wizard zombie,

and they f***in' come after

you... well sh*t,

they ain't goin' after you,

they goin' after me.

Your ass too,

you should be worried.

Don't mess with me,

all right?

Listen let's be cool,

like seriously,

let's pick

a door and move.

Yo, we saw freakin'

zombies upstairs,

you're talking about

being cool...

Come on!

- Come on, guys.

- Guys, they're right out there.

We gotta get in these doors.

Number two, final deal.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait.

Wait. Ken Ken Ken, dude.

Jed, what's wrong?

You sure that...

You sure that that's the

right door?

Cause there's plenty of other

doors in here, right guys?

Maybe we should take a...

like a general consensus.

Guys, it's better than being

out here, just go in.

Trust me.

Trust me, Jed.

Watch your step.

What the hell.

This is kinda cool.

What is that?

A cross.

Oh no no...

Where are we?

I feel a presence.

Oh what the f*** is this?

Oh what now?

No no.

This is the wrong door.

What's over there?

- Ah sh*t.

- What is that?

Ah sh*t.

Do you guys...

do you guys see that?

Shh. Shh.

Wait you guys.

Listen, listen, listen.

It's f***ing creepy as is...

This is the wrong door.

- What the f***.

- ... this cross right here?

This was the wrong door.

Yo, this sh*t is the

underground railroad.

This sh*t...

- Guys. Shh. Shh.

- This is the wrong...

Just calm down, all right.

Don't tell me to f***ing relax,

there's f***ing zombies upstairs, dude.

I don't, I don't like this.

Let's just go back

and try a different...

- No, I wanna go outside.

- Guys, I don't like this!

Something isn't right!

- Just calm down.

- No, I just wanna...

Nina, I just wanna go.

Can we please just go?

No, I left Bob! I left Bob

alone. He needs me.

He won't eat without me.

I gotta go!

Who's Bob?

I have to... just let me go!

Look, I have pictures.

Tell them, Nina!

I have pictures.

I can't leave him alone!

A zebra? Really?

It's my zebra,

I left him all alone.

- I have to...

- Calm down.

Shh shh shh.

- Shut up!

- Shh shh shh shh.

- Listen! Just shut up.

- Listen! Listen!

- Listen!

- Shh, guys.

You hear that?

Hello?

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t! Come on!

- Guys!

- Hold on. Hold on.

Wait, wait.

Zombies don't talk.

How the f*** you know,

Ken?

Get away from that door...

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