The Zombinator Page #7

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go find the Zombinator.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Do you know where the

others went?

Did you see any of them?

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

I think they were falling

behind, all I saw...

I only saw, I only saw Yanna

and Scott run in and...

Wait they were in front of

us.

They were in front of us,

they were in front of us.

Well... do you know

where they went?

Did they come in through

the same door as us?

No, I have no idea. I don't

know where they went.

I don't know where they

went.

We need to find them.

We need to find Scott.

We need to find everybody.

We need to find everybody.

I don't know

where they went.

I mean if we don't know

where they are,

then that's fine, then we

just have to find Scott.

We have to find Scott and

Yanna, right?

I mean I don't know if we're gonna

find Yanna, but we definitely have to...

we need to find Scott.

- ... need to find the others.

- No, we need to find him.

The others...

What's that?

Wait the bathroom, the

bathroom, the bathroom, the...

That's f***ing where Scott

was, right?

Oh my God, we have to go.

How are we gonna get

through?

They're just f***ing

zombies, right?

They're just f***ing

zombies right?

Are you, are you

gonna come with us?

F***, you better

come with us.

I got 20 pounds of camera

gear with me.

I don't give a f*** about your 20

f***ing pounds of Goddamn camera...

Why are you still filming

anyway?

...run with us and we're

gonna get...

Cause I just f***ing...

We need to find Scott,

please...

I love him.

I, I just said it, okay?

I love him.

We need to find him.

Okay.

Let's go. Are you coming?

Wait, let's just... let her

f***ing do it, right?

Go!

Lock it!

It doesn't lock.

There's nothing in here.

Can we go in there?

I'm not going in there,

look at that...

Come on.

Here they come.

- Dude there's no...

- There's not enough room.

F***ing hide, f***ing hide.

Why are you f***ing...

Come hide, man?

Shh shh.

Oh f***ing Scott.

Do you f***ing see Scott?

I'm sorry.

No, whatever.

I hear someone.

It's one of them...

F***ing ge...

Well, hello dears.

Oh God. I'm gonna cry.

Let me get you into safety.

You have to f***ing help us,

you have to f***ing help us.

- Cause they're here...

- Wait...

We got some helpers.

No the zombies are out

there.

No no no. No, no.

It's okay.

What've we got here?

Couple of, couple of...

- I'm Joanne.

- Little precious...

No! What are you f***ing

doing to her?

- No!

- Yes!

F***ing get f***ing

away from me.

No! No!

- No!

- No!

Don't!

Don't!

Shut your pie-holes.

Wakey wakey.

Ugh!

You know I'm so

disappointed in you.

You were damn near my

protege.

We're in Afghanistan fighting

side by side,

then we're winging it out

there and boom -

a corporation comes along

and gives us a ticket to ride.

Next thing I know, you're on

the other side.

Now...

what is up with you, man?

We got the best weapons,

we got state of the art

equipment,

we're doing what we

were always given

the skill set to do.

You know we're in the one

percent,

and instead you go with the

great unwashed 99 percent.

We're gonna take these

pupa,

and we're gonna get them

infected with this disease,

and then we're gonna cure

them all.

Now what's the harm in

that?

You could've been a profit

participant.

Just like the rest of us.

Huh?

Instead...

we're gonna have to let the

zombies take you and...

masticate on your,

your well-toned body.

Colonel, I don't think you

can understand anymore.

You're a lost man.

No no no wait, let me

explain to you.

We are the healers.

We get them sick,

but we make them well,

and we make a big time

buck while we're doing it.

Now what is wrong with

that?

One twisted philosophy.

Let me share you with a

little something.

We're like Dr. Lister coming

up with Listerine.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Colonel, you were the best.

Now, you're not

even in the rank.

You're nothing,

and these men

you have with you?

Heartless bastards

that don't even deserve

to hold a weapon.

Shut up.

You were the best okay?

You were trained

by this man.

So you're a backstabbing

bastard, that's what you are.

I am the best.

You're the best

my f***ing ass,

look where you are now

with the chains, huh?

How's that make you

the best?

I won't be in these chains

for too long.

You'll see me again,

you bastards.

Guess what?

Every zombie in

Youngstown

is gonna know

where you are,

and they're gonna

come along

and the very people

that you're saving

are gonna be the ones that

are gonna chomp all over you.

Yeah?

So... God bless, brother.

I would've loved

to have you on the team.

You don't know who God

is anymore, Colonel.

He's the one who's got the

biggest dividends.

Its the American way.

Are you all right?

Get me out of here.

Come on, hurry.

Guys, come on.

Get him out of here.

I can't do this myself.

Who's in the bags?

Who's in... What are they...

Who's in there?

- Are they dead?

- Oh.

Is she alive?

Good god.

They've been injected.

Goddamn it, Carol.

I told you this is my night

out. Listen...

Why don't you go and...

Your helmet might help.

Is this how you wanna do it,

Colonel?

I'll do it anyway you like.

You know I hate

fights like this.

I always get my shirt ripped.

I'm so sick. I'm done with... I'm not even

getting paid. I came here for the free pizza.

I didn't get... I'm done,

dude.

Dude, I don't care.

Ooh, I'm the camera man.

No done.

Dude, we're gonna f***ing

win awards for this sh*t.

- I don't care.

- You're gay.

Gonna get riches...

Turn that damn thing

out of my face.

Dude.

You need to be...

Bye I quit.

Bye Bye.

- Dude, I think there's...

- Bye!

Dude, that's so...

There's zombies down

there.

You wanna see my ass?

- Done.

- So gay.

I'm gonna tattoo D-U...

D-O-N-E on my ass.

Goodbye.

Whatever man, you're dead.

Bye.

Well, f*** it.

There goes our sound guy.

Yeah, I guess we're rolling

on camera.

Sound guy's dead.

Sound guy's dead.

You're dead dude.

There's zombies in there.

Bye.

Which one

are we gonna go in?

There's no safe place to...

It's just too weird.

Zombinator said

he'll protect us.

Go! Go!

Nina!

Get the f*** out of my...

Lieutenant, you got some hard bark

on you coming down here like this.

You put a. 45 slug in me.

That's enough for books,

Colonel.

Well I hope

to return the favor.

Now I aim like I haven't had

since I was a little baby.

Wonder what hell's

gonna look like.

You'll know soon enough,

Colonel.

No!

No! No!

What's her life worth,

brother?

What's she worth, Atam?

Yeah?

Colonel, she's worth

a hell of a lot more than you.

And apparently a hell of a lot

of more than America to you.

Bobby bit the big one

for the corporation,

and these people aren't

gonna get the serum

if you don't let me out of

here.

You get a commission on

Bobby?

Did you get some money?

What'd you buy, Colonel?

It's all part of a strategic

plan.

Please help me.

Please help me...

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