Theodora Goes Wild Page #8
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- 1936
- 94 min
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Yes, hello, Clarence. Yes, go ahead. Yeah.
Yeah. No. No.
Yeah. Is that all?
Boys, do you remember that type we used
when war was declared?
Dust it off, boys. Dust it off. It's war.
War, I'm telling you, it's war.
Mary. Mary!
Mary!
It's war!
Civilization is marching on Lynnfield.
Oh, Theodora, I thank you.
I thank you. I thank you.
On every front page in New York
she's giving your address, your apartment.
How long before they'll know
it's your apartment?
Call the police and have her thrown out.
With all New York looking on?
That will be nice publicity
for the governor's reception.
You're marvelous, Michael.
Here is a notorious woman.
Did you read what she says about herself?
"Hidden away in a hamlet,
her soul enslaved."
-A woman leading a double life.
-lf not triple.
Yes. And you have to go up in the country
and get in the middle of it.
He was sketching it.
If this gets out, the governor will have fits.
Not to mention
the disgrace to the name of Grant.
You know, if this woman's really out
to break up our marriage, Michael,
maybe you and I ought to root for her.
You sit tight, Agnes, and do as you're told.
That'll be splendid, but let me say this.
If this woman really starts after Michael
and it's talked about all over town
and I'm made to look
like a foolish deceived wife,
I'll have to do something to save my face.
And I'll most certainly bring divorce action
against Michael immediately.
Did you hear that, Michael?
Yes.
-Pardon me.
-Pardon me.
-Pardon me.
-Pardon me.
-Pardon me.
-Pardon me.
-I beg your pardon.
-I beg yours, sir.
I have this to say
to the modern young girl, gentlemen,
be free, express yourself. Take your life
in your own hands and mold it.
The world will try to rob you
of your freedom,
but fight for it.
It's all you have to live for.
-Miss Adams.
-Just relax.
That's all for the modern girl, gentlemen.
What else? Ask me anything.
Have you started a new book, Miss Adams?
Well, no, I haven't.
But I have it pretty well in mind.
Well, would you care
to say something about it?
I'd love to. It's about how love came
to a girl in a small New England town.
Outwardly, she seemed to belong
to that narrow benighted little community,
but in her heart,
Out of the great big city,
there came to this little hamlet
the man who did call her baby.
From there on, gentlemen,
the story warms up.
-Oh, Miss Adams.
-Just relax, sister.
I haven't quite finished it yet,
but I guarantee it for interest,
if you know what I mean.
Would that be the story of your life,
Miss Adams?
-Oh, well, I shouldn't wonder.
-And who would the man be?
The man? Oh, now, come now, gentlemen.
A lady is entitled to one secret.
-Miss Adams.
-Just relax, and by the way, Miss Adams,
is this Michael Grant's apartment?
Michael Grant, did you...
Well, yes, this is Michael Grant's apartment.
I was just getting to that.
It's a very interesting story, gentlemen.
Uncle John, Uncle John, come in.
Mr. John Lynn, the gentlemen of the press.
Uncle limps a little with the gout.
Brought it on himself.
The only Lynn I'm proud of.
Theodora, may I have
a word in private with you?
Oh, certainly.
I'm afraid that's all for today, gentlemen.
But what about Grant and this apartment?
You were going to tell us
the story about that.
Has Grant anything to do with the big bad
man from the city who called you baby?
Well, now, couldn't we save that
until tomorrow?
But don't be far off, will you?
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Now, if you please, Miss Adams.
Didn't you hear me say that I wanted to
have a private word with my niece?
-I beg your pardon.
-I beg yours.
How's tricks, Uncle?
Come on, snooksie. Get up.
Go on, run along, boy. Sit down.
Theodora, you're terrific.
It's just about what you'd planned for me,
isn't it, darling?
Do you know what your aunts wired?
Those two delightful old relics? No. What?
"Theodora's gone wild."
-Tut, tut, I haven't started.
-Now just tell me this.
-ls everything all right?
-Fine.
-Feet on the ground?
-Both feet.
I knew it.
A Lynn may go wild, but never silly.
Now, do you mind telling
your nosey old uncle
what made all this happen?
What makes the world go round, darling?
Say no more. I think I just saw the rascal.
That's the guy that banged the door
on the way out.
Oh, he'll come back. How's Adelaide?
It's about time to send her up to that home.
Oh, then she's going this week.
And I'm going to tell that funny little
old husband of hers
that he's going to be a papa.
Good.
Now, how about us going out
and painting the town red?
I'm ready and raring to go.
When do we start?
That's the next thing on the program.
It's true that at present Miss Adams
is residing in my apartment.
But in case you're tempted to publish
any conclusion
regarding my relationship with Miss Adams,
let me warn you...
Please be advised.
Please be advised that I have never had
the pleasure of meeting the lady.
Having never been in Lynnfield in my life.
I think that's smart in case they try
to tie me up with that
-"man who came and called her baby" story.
-Very good.
And furthermore, the only thing
I have in common with Miss Adams
is our friendship with Mr. Arthur Stevenson.
During a recent fishing trip,
Mr. Stevenson wired me and asked
if Miss Adams could have the use
of my apartment while she was in New York.
I was more than glad to accommodate.
Paragraph. The above facts can be verified
by telephoning Mr. Arthur Stevenson.
All right, Miss Baldwin.
Get that out to the papers
and all the news services as fast as you can.
Yes, sir.
I could kill that woman
with my two bare hands.
Excuse my laughing, Michael.
I know this is very tragic to you
and your magnificent family.
But it's awfully funny to me.
-What's awfully funny?
-Yes, what's so funny about it?
Why, here's this carefree rollicking spirit
who's been going around for years
sticking his nose in everybody's business
and now he's finally got it caught
in a meat grinder.
Yeah. Very funny.
See that your nose doesn't
get caught in it, my pet.
Who, me? Why, what are you talking about?
It's all perfectly clear to me.
That adorable young thing
is an unholy terror on wheels.
There's nothing in the world more deadly
than innocence on the manhunt.
Why, sweetheart,
you don't think for one minute...
No, I'm telling you, my love.
You get on guard and stay on guard.
On account of little Ethie won't stand
for any fancy steps from her ducky-wucky.
You get funnier by the minute, darling.
-Hello.
-Hello, Arthur angel.
I've got full steam up
and you're my only hope for the evening.
Uncle caved in
and Michael is off moping somewhere.
Hello, Mr. Green.
There's someone there.
That's right, dear, don't give us away.
Shall we say 7:
30 for dinner?Why, I haven't had a chance
to read that contract yet, Mr. Green.
I'm afraid I couldn't discuss it
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