They Call Me Jeeg Robot Page #2

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# Nor the tenderness it gives you #

# My incoherence #

# Thinking you would live

just fine without it #

# Even without it #

Awesome!

Happy birthday Nunzia!

- Did you like it, Ricca'?

- Sperma called.

They can't find Sergio.

You're good, my brother!

You're really good, you know?

Nunzia, see the present I gave you?

I don't know the song.

He was also in

the Big Brother.

No, it was Buona Domenica,

a bunch of time ago.

What, are you sick?

- Did the delivery go through? All OK?

- All OK.

- Then we're all set! Cheers!

- Cheers!

Hey, where's my dad?

- Are you deaf? Where's my dad?

- I don't know.

He was supposed to bring me my

princess dress.

Did you fight?

Did they beat you up? What do you

mean you don't know where he is?

- It means I don't know.

- Where did you leave him?

- Don't you know you can't betray friends?

- I'm nobody's friend.

Did you give him to the Lord of Fire?

Dude?

Dude?

Dude?

Where's my dad?

Tell me the truth! You sold him

to the Lord of Fire didn't you?

Hey! Dude!

Are you deaf?

Where's my dad?

- Dude?

- F***, enough!

Enough now!

What are you screaming at?

Don't scream! Don't scream!

- Shush, shush...

- Leave me alone...

- I swear I don't know where he is.

- Calm down...

- Hey, I don't know where he is.

- He didn't come back last night?

- No.

- I'll better call Nunzia. Explain the situation.

Hold on.

Hold on, we still have a week!

He's out all night and he doesn't

even give you a little call?

I think they kidnapped him.

Who kidnapped him?

- Queen Himika.

- Who?

The Lord of Fire,

or Minister Amaso, I don't know.

He's been putting his hands

down my panties since I was little.

And his friend, instead of helping him...

- She's totally nuts. We can go.

- Hold on.

Hold on. Who's this friend of his?

Who are these people?

Who's this friend of his?

What the f*** are you doing?

Nothing, I live upstairs.

I'm going out.

Then carry on.

Hey!

Are you getting out,

or do I need to kick your ass?

Let's go, Tazzi', let's go for a coffee.

- Don't move!

- Let me go!

- Be still!

- Hey, idiots! Take it easy!

You don't have to hurt her.

Search the place, let's go!

Surely he's couldn't have snorted

a whole kilo by himself, right?

Easy, there. Easy.

Easy, easy, easy.

They're searching the place, but

they have good manners!

Come on!

Look at me, look here.

No!

What the f***?

Goddamn you!

Come here! Take this b*tch.

Let me go!

If I get a scar,

you're in deep sh*t!

The f*** you laughing at?

Where's daddy?

Where's daddy?

Where's daddy?

Take him!

Stop!

- I'm gonna cut her head off!

- Let her go.

You first.

Good.

Out, guys! All out!

Let's go!

Get up, Claudie'. Let's go, Ricca'.

Let's go.

Come on!

Goddamn you!

Steel Jeeg!

Wait, when do we hang out again?

Never.

Do you mind if I come up

to your place?

I knew it! You're Hiroshi Shiba!

You can transform into a Jeeg.

Did you hit an ATM?

- Didn't you know they have

ink bombs inside?

- Heh, I do now.

Come on, you're a superhero!

You can't go around stealing!

- Your destiny is to save humanity.

- I'm not saving anybody.

Then why did you save me?

I know why.

It's not like you can back off,

'cause a bunch of people could

die, this time around.

I wish.

I can't stand people.

Also, I don't mean to criticize, but...

my love, you need to change

these shoes when you transform.

Nobody's ever seen a superhero

wearing suede shoes.

Have you seen any?

Nobody has.

It hurts, eh?

- It won't heal if...

- Hey, would you cut it out?

Hey!

Hey, mister!

Who bit you? Minister Mimashi?

- Yeah, Minister Sushi!

- Mimashi!

You know, he also has

a bunch of powers,

but he's not like Minister Amaso

with his Winged Sword.

Oh, right! He must be miserable.

What? No! He's a psychiatrist,

at the mental health institute.

He would take us

to the swimming pool,

especially Licia and Valentina...

but me too, you know?

Then he would take nude pictures

of us with his cell phone.

What are you looking at?

You know, you're kind of

a cute guy, Hiro'.

Turn around, now!

Listen...

let's make things clear,

if the Day of Darkness comes around,

it's gonna be a frigging mess!

So first of all,

we need to go save my dad--

I don't know where your dad is,

how many times do I need to tell you!

Again?

The Lord of Fire kidnapped him.

- Who?

- The Lord of Fire.

Who is he?

Yeah, right!

Come.

Eat this, then we're going to sleep.

Why, am I sleeping here?

- Of course you are.

- Why?

'Cause if Zingaro catches you

alone, he's gonna f*** you up.

What are you doing?

She looks like Licia.

Turn it off, now!

What did I do? What's wrong?

This is my house,

you don't touch anything.

And cover up, f***!

Don't you have a friend, a relative

somebody you could go to?

I only have you, Hiro'!

Where would they bring you

when your dad was in jail?

In Capranica.

- In the group home.

- Right. Take your things, we're going there.

- Are you kicking me out?

- What, did you think you'd found a husband?

But why, Hiro'?

Hiro'... why?

Hiro'... I don't like it here, you know?

It's just until tomorrow.

Yeah, my dad always said that...

Then he would come back after 2 months.

What a lovely smell!

What are you cooking?

Gelatin.

We're making paper mach puppets.

You hear that? They're making

paper mach puppets.

- I heard. I'm not deaf!

- Why don't you make one too?

What are you talking about?

Also, I need to finish this.

Eh?

It's a present for you. Do you like it?

- A bunch.

- You don't even know what it is!

- I like it anyway.

- You're not going to save my dad

you're going back to stealing, are you?

No way. Hold tight here. I'm gonna look for

your dad, then we can deal with the day...

of... the things.

- Of Darkness.

- Of Darkness.

Will you buy me a princess dress too?

Yes, I promise.

- Then I'll wait for you here.

- Wait for me here.

Bye.

Bye, Hiro'.

The bastard!

Unbelievable, guys!

30,000 views in two days!

- Are we sure it's him?

- Yeah, he's wearing that same shitty hoodie.

And that's the Regional

Credit bank in Via Spertini.

Goddamn him, he's so strong!

- Biondo would know, he got clocked hard...

- Yeah, but I still chopped half his foot off!

You maggot!

Look, look here!

- How much does a f***ing ATM weigh?

- How would I know...

The route is confirmed.

They deliver cash from

the supermarkets every Friday.

We get lucky, we could even score

200,000 euro.

- Problem is, our friend isn't on call 'till the end of the month.

- Can't we do it earlier?

- Nope.

- Why not? Tomorrow's Friday.

And who will disconnect the alarm?

We need a guy like this, Ricca'. I wish I

had him in the squad. Can you imagine?

Who the f*** is he?

We oughta talk to him.

Dude! It's Nunzia we need to talk to!

And say what? I'm not humiliating

myself in front of the neapolitans.

Let's try and talk to Marcellone.

He might lend us 100 grand.

- Right, making deals with a loan shark!

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