They Call Me Jeeg Robot Page #3

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- Then let's just blow out brains out!

Ricca'! Mamma mia!

You've known me for 30 years,

you still don't trust me?

Will you tell me what the f***

it is you want?

I wanna make it big!

I want people to kneel down when

they see me,

so I can piss on their head!

I wanna leave a mark,

like this dumbass on YouTube.

You're bat-sh*t crazy!

I'm tired of being stuck here,

crucified to the wall.

# It's a gliding flight... #

# Into the worst motel #

# In this carretera #

# In this ball room life #

C'mon guys, all together!

# And how to remember it now #

# I'm not a lady #

# Somebody full of stars in her life #

# I'm not a lady #

They found Sergio.

With two bullets in his gut.

And the shipment?

What, you're asking us?

You told us you had it.

Anto', somebody f***ed us.

We gotta find out who did it.

Actually, we technically

don't give a sh*t.

What the f*** you laughing at?

I'm nobody's clown!

You want money?

Seven days are not over yet.

Fabie', you know how ladies are.

Nunzia gets worried.

Tell her to take it easy.

She wants some spare change?

We'll pay her tomorrow night.

All right then.

See you tomorrow night.

Yes.

Come on, let's go!

All right guys, today's not the usual,

our friend's not in the truck this time,

so shoot if you need to.

We're closing the deal with the neapolitans,

then we're off for a seafood dinner in Ostia.

Are you happy, Ricca'?

Mamma mia!

Let's go, guys. It's coming!

Let's go!

Stop, stop, stop!

Hey!

HQ, it's urgent! HQ!

Hey!

You son of a whore!

The f*** are you doing? Stop!

Come on, let's go!

Good evening.

- Good evening.

- Mr. Ceccotti?

That's me.

- Hi, Hiro'.

- We found the miss

walking alone on the Cassia Bis.

- Do you realize it's dangerous?

- Of course, I do.

If the miss has issues,

try not to leave her alone.

Of course, of course.

There's a program from the Region--

No, no, it's all right. Thank you. Really.

Come, get in.

Thank you. My apologies.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

Hiro', are you moving?

- Don't tell me you hit another ATM.

- Have you gone mad?

You bring cops to my house?

Are you angry because

I told'em I'm your woman?

N-no, I'm angry because

you keep clinging to me!

- How did you get out?

- Hey, I didn't see you, so I got out!

Here. I finished it.

Remember to put it on

when you transform.

Actually, here...

- So you won't forget.

- Look, kid, you can't be here. Am I clear on not?

- Come on, I'll take you back there.

- No!

Yes I am!

Don't you realize the Day

of Darkness is coming?

That my dad is imprisoned?

That you have a bunch of people to save?

- Here you go with you people again!

- Yes, people!

People, Hiro'!

That's why you have powers.

Pick up your backpack,

I'm taking you back there.

You bought the box set!

Can we watch it?

Take your backpack.

"Double piercing hammer!"

"Hiroshi is rushing too much,

he's wasting his energy."

"Hiroshi, you need to focus."

"Hiroshi, watch out!"

"Go, Ratan, kill him!"

"Oh, no!"

"Oh, mamma mia!"

"Steel Robot Jeeg!"

"Super neutrons!"

No!

What's wrong?

No!

Calm down, I haven't done anything...

No...

- What's wrong?

- No...

- Hey, stay calm.

- Please!

- I didn't do anything, Ale'...

- Minister...

- I did haven't done anything to you, Ale'.

- Please...

Hey...

l didn't wanna piss you off.

It hurts!

- Take it easy, I'm not hurting you.

- It hurts!

It hurts!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Hey, Ale'! Calm down! Stop, Ale'!

Take it easy.

Easy...

Calm down.

I won't hurt you.

It's me.

Calm down.

Let's go save him.

- Who?

- My dad.

He's in the Cave of Fire.

The Cave of Fire?

Let's go save him.

I'll come with you, OK?

Calm down, though.

Eh?

- Let's go save him.

- There. Take it easy.

"Bastard! Bastard!"

"You're completely insane

professor Shiba! Go on!"

Hey! The f*** you doing?

D*ckheads!

Hiro', where did you take me?

It's the Cave of the Monster!

Right, the monster...

I said Cave of Fire!

I just know this one.

My day would bring me here all the time,

when I was a kid.

With my mom.

When they still loved each other...

I loved this place so much!

Amaso didn't have his

Winged Sword yet.

Hiro', where is my dad?

Where is he?

I don't know.

I don't know, Ale'.

Wanna go for a ride?

It's off.

Well, let's turn it on, then!

It's beautiful!

Hiro'!

How is it up there?

It's beautiful!

- You like it?

- Clouds are so big!

You're teeny tiny!

- Wanna go for another spin?

- Yeah!

Here comes!

Where are you going, Ricca'?

I called Nunzia.

We're meeting at 3:00.

Who authorized you?

She's been waiting for the money all day.

Be thankful she listened to me.

- Ricca', you're pissing me off...

- I'm meeting Marcellone in Colli Albani now,

he's gonna lend us the 100,000.

What was I supposed to do?

Get us all killed for your ravings?

- It's not my fault that Superman

came about!

- No, it's my fault I listened to you!

Hey, let's go look for him together,

we'll get our money back!

It's over, Fabie'.

From now on, I'm in charge.

Hey!

I taught you how to hot-wire Uno Turbos

when you were still wetting your bed!

Way to be thankful!

I'm gonna fix the mess you made,

we're back to robberies starting tomorrow.

You're okay with that, stay.

If not, you're free to walk away.

Unchain the rottweilers, Tazzi'.

What are you talking about?

Release the dogs...

Fabio!

You already tried three on!

How's this dress supposed to look like?

Like a princess, Hiro'. I'm sorry.

There's not that many

princesses around...

There is, there is.

Yeah, but maybe they don't

shop at the mall.

How would you know?

Are they all friends with you?

- I'm nobody's friend.

- Well, you should be everybody's friend.

You can't imagine how full of joy

your heart feels when you save somebody.

- Would you actually save these people?

- You bet.

- You don't even know them!

- What would you know?

You see her over there?

She's called Onion. She comes

from a noble samurai family.

She's a widow with 6 grandkids,

and a magical cat who walks her

to her husband's gravestone every Sunday.

Sounds like a blast!

Him with the beard,

his name is Kazuki.

He's Turkish, so he speaks turquoise.

He's a nurse at Policlinico Casilino,

and he's in love with Midori,

the retail assistant at Tezenis.

- He even took out a mortgage to buy her a ring!

- Oh yeah?

They sleep on a bed of flowers,

But not because they're dead.

Because they're happy.

Now you try it.

No, don't even think about it!

Who's that guy over there?

- Him?

- Yeah.

I don't know...

He... is called Mario.

Works at the post office.

- Wow, so imaginative!

- What am I supposed to tell you?

Oh!

Look at this!

The princess dress!

- You want this? Are you sure?

- Yes. Will you buy it for me?

Of course I am!

Hiroshi!

Come, come here!

It's nice, eh?

What?

I wanted to show you

how it fits.

- You like it?

- Do you?

It's beautiful! Do you like it?

- Yeah.

- Then say it!

What are you, embarrassed?

I like it.

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