Think Like a Man Too Page #2

Were they able to put the

stripper pole in the room?

I'm doing a little after-party at the

bachelor party, like an after-after-party?

- Unfortunately not.

- Damn it.

But your personal butler Declan

can take care of your other needs.

My personal butler?

I didn't pay for no butler.

It's on the house.

Well, I like this house!

- We aim to please.

- Well, you have succeeded!

Just sign here for your

balance and incidentals.

I'll take you upstairs for a

personal tour of your villa.

Private tour? Okay. This

is pretty standard, right?

- You should read it.

- Nah, it'll say the same stuff.

Been to one hotel,

been to them all.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

I'm waiting on you.

Vanessa!

Cedric! What up, man?

Zeeky! What's up?

- Wait a minute.

- Hey, Mya.

Hold on, hold on.

Let me get this right.

Gail let you leave the house

and come to Vegas by yourself?

Don't you start with me, Zeke.

You lyin', I know she

here. Gail, where you at?

Zeke, look at me right now.

- You look amazing.

- It looks good, right?

It's H&M. Men's line.

Hey. I want to introduce you

to my new friend, Vanessa.

Zeke the Freak?

Vanessa...

You son of a b*tch!

- What the hell?

- What are you doing?

- Where's my passport?

- I don't have your damn passport!

Why did you do that?

- Zeke, I thought she was gonna drink it.

- Excuse me, excuse me!

Miss Martinez, I am shocked and

appalled. In my office, immediately.

Man, chill out.

Watch your back.

Thank you, Zeke. 'Cause

I had that in the bag.

That was about to get booked.

She was supposed to

give me a tour, sir.

I will give you your personalized,

private tour of the villa.

Well, I don't wanna be rude,

but you can keep that sh*t.

I want Vanessa, I

don't need your tour.

Sir, look at my face. I'm in the

Constantine. The Constantine...

- Constantine.

- Constantine.

I can't talk to you right now.

Are you okay? Your baggage

is gonna catch up to you, man.

Mya, are you all right?

You gotta be strong. I get it.

Did she go this way? Vanessa!

Cedric!

- See you later.

- All right.

- Nice to meet you.

- Thank you, nice to meet you.

The whole crew was back together.

Without even realizing it,

the men and the women had divided

themselves into opposing teams.

Look! We both got on green

shirts and we both got blue eyes!

It was a sign of things to come.

- Let's go get a drink, man.

- Please.

You can really clear

a room out, Bennett.

- Tell me, what are we doing tonight?

- No, no, no!

I want to go see Jersey Boys.

We're not going to see no damn

Jersey Boys, Bennett.

- Why not?

- What do you mean, "Why not?"

Because we're men. We're at

a bachelor party in Vegas.

We're here to make bad decisions

and regret them the next day.

Story of your life, right, Zeke?

I say we take a vote.

Bennett, we're not taking no vote.

Okay, you know what?

I wanna talk to everybody.

Before we all start

power-trippin', okay?

Understand that Michael

had the opportunity

to choose anybody standing

here to be his best man.

I want you all to

remember that he chose me.

You know why? 'Cause I'm

the best man with a plan.

I didn't want to drop that ball on

y'all, but y'all didn't leave me a choice.

Now I'm the bad guy.

So, I've been giving this a lot of

thought. I want you to be my best man.

- Me?

- No, Ced, actually, I was talking to Do...

No, listen, don't say

nothin' right now, man.

Like, I knew you and I had a

connection, but this is crazy!

Let me tell you something, this means so

much to me. I'm not gonna let you down.

Let me tell you something, I'm gonna be the

best best man in the history of all best men.

I've always wanted to be a best man,

and you want to give me that opportunity?

We came here to golf, and now

you gonna give me this blessing?

I gotta go to the bathroom, Dom!

This little light of mine

I'm gonna let it shine

You made the right choice.

All right, couples, listen up!

Come on, put a little

pep in your step.

Listen up, people. You

got exactly one hour

to go settle into your

room and say your goodbyes!

'Cause for the next 24 hours, the

boys are gonna be with the boys...

And the girls with the girls.

Tomorrow, you can all go back to

that miserable and sexless

existence that is marriage.

- No offense, Mike.

- You don't gotta worry about us.

We gonna be happy and sexy.

Well, you better

treasure that. Okay.

What? Gail? No! Not now.

Let me tell you something, Mike.

Truth is, Gail and I were both

happy and sexy for 22 years.

See? There you go.

Then we met each other.

That ship sailed.

Like the Titanic...

Come on, baby, we only got an hour.

Before you all go, listen to me.

- Real quick, guys.

- So weird.

Let's discuss meeting points.

The teams were chosen,

the players were ready,

and it was time for

the pre-game warm-up.

Everybody else to their room.

I don't know where mine is.

In basketball, you have to know

what kinda offense you runnin'.

But no matter what it is, the

goal is to outscore your opponent.

The Constantine Villa, all

12,000 square feet of it.

The ultimate bachelor party pad.

Yeah. I had definitely scored first.

- Your key, sir.

- Right, right.

If there's anything else you need,

your personal butler

Declan is here to serve you.

Okay.

- Well, thank you, Marcel Heffer.

- Haffer.

Haffer.

"Marcel" will work

just fine, thank you.

I'll call you Marc. Thank you.

Declan!

Morning, sir. I trust everything

is up to your standards, sir.

Now, I understand that

you made an inquiry

about making some structural

changes to your suite, Mr. Ward.

You got the poles! Yes!

A certain member of a certain royal

family left more behind than just memories.

Yes, you can almost smell the

aristocratic DNA from here.

I don't know what that means.

It doesn't matter.

Now, I shall be next door.

So if you need anything, just

press number one on your keypad.

Right.

Hey, hey, hey. Let me tip you, man.

- No, sir, I couldn't...

- Please, stop.

- People don't think black people tip.

- I do this for the love of the job...

Well, thank you very much,

sir, that would be lovely.

I wasn't gonna give it all to you.

I'll give you a certain amount, sir...

- Thank you, sir.

- No, thank you!

No, the 10%... Okay,

you're welcome.

You gone?

Oh, sh*t!

What's that?

That's a big-ass table!

The race was on.

No matter what Lauren had planned

for the bachelorette party,

it didn't matter, 'cause

she was already behind.

Declan, can you get

that smell out of here?

Babe, we got a really

great view of the Strip.

Come on, we don't have much time.

- Let's go.

- All right.

Hang on, let me get these...

I want three good shots

before we go out tonight.

- Three?

- Yeah. Yeah.

My belt is stuck. Help

me. Your hands are cold.

Yeah, no, no.

That's never happened before.

Yeah, I just need a

minute. Gotta reload.

- Is it me?

- No, no. I just need a second.

- You know what we need?

- What?

Role play.

- Role play?

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