Think Like a Man Too Page #3

- Yeah.

Okay.

- What, you brought stuff?

- Yeah, I came prepared, babe.

What's this?

This is Game of Thrones.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I am Daenerys,

the virgin princess

of dragon blood.

And you, you are Khal Drogo,

my fierce nomadic king.

Take me, you barbarian! Take me!

Babe, babe, babe.

I just need a second, okay?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

I need to get stoned.

Don't tell me you brought

pot through the airport.

Not pot. Pot strips.

Breath strips as far as

airport security is concerned.

Kills germs that cause bad breath

and is the equivalent

of three great bong hits.

- It's a great product.

- Jeremy, we talked about this.

We're in Vegas, Kris,

for a party weekend.

You remember what it's like to

chill out and have fun, right?

You don't think I'm fun?

You're like Louis Gossett, Jr. in

An Officer And A Gentleman.

- I'm sorry, I didn't wanna say it.

- Please. This is fun.

- It's wild!

- Come on.

For your information, me and the girls

are gonna get our freak on tonight.

With Lauren in charge. What, is

she gonna enroll you in a 401 K?

You know what?

Daenerys, you actually

need that more than I do.

Now, by being the groom,

Michael figured that

it couldn't be any easier

than an uncontested lay-up.

- Do you hear that?

- What?

Silence.

I think we're finally alone.

Imagine that.

Michael, careful.

I can't believe how

much of a klutz I am.

Come here. Let me help you take

this off. I have to. You're wet.

We have not had sex in 90 days.

So tomorrow night can be special.

No, I am not caving now.

Maybe I am caving a little.

Ma!

Oh, my goodness, Loretta!

Sorry, sorry. Didn't

know you were here.

Of course she's here.

Your Uncle Tony sends his regrets.

- Where did she come from?

- I have no idea.

But while I have you, I'd like for

you to sign off on the centerpieces.

Yes.

Well, they're stunning,

but those are peach

roses and I wanted white.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, I know.

But Fernando thought, you know,

this being your second wedding and

all, perhaps white was not appropriate.

We could always go darker.

Lavender, brick. Brick is good.

Mom. We discussed this, okay?

This is not Fernando's wedding.

This is Candace's wedding and

she would like white roses.

All right, all right. To hell with

what's appropriate and respectable.

I'll call Fernando right now

and just forget I was ever here.

I'm sorry.

Are you in the adjoining suite?

Yes. What a coincidence.

It is.

Come on now. Don't worry.

Once the door closes you

can barely hear a thing.

Ta!

Did you know that she was

in the adjoining suite?

Of course not. No.

Don't you think that's

a little Norman Bates

to have your mother

sleeping in the next room?

- On our wedding night?

- Yes, yes. Yes, I do.

The doors are soundproof,

and I'm sure she's gonna respect

our wishes and our privacy, so...

Okay.

Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Forgot my cell phone.

Proceed.

Norman Bates, my ass.

Damn! That was like being

blocked from behind by LeBron.

It's called pre-game jitters,

people. Happens to the best of us.

Michael's been bitched,

and Jeremy's shot was flat.

Now it was time to see

how Zeke was doing.

Is it steamy in here,

or is it just you?

It's just me.

Okay.

What do you think?

- Zeke!

- It's nice.

It's nice?

No, that is beautiful. I didn't

expect it to look that expensive.

You didn't expect it

to look this expensive?

No, you're a fashion genius. What

do you want me to say? I love it.

- Babe, can't the hotel do that for you?

- No.

Look at this Grecian tub.

Let me fix you a bath.

We got enough time

for two quickies.

Stop. Stop. Not in the

mood. Not in the mood. Okay?

Besides, I'd like to be the one

woman you haven't slept with in Vegas.

Really? Wait. Hold up.

Mya.

I slept with one woman.

You know, counting is

so damn high school.

We all have a past. It's

not like I lied about mine.

Yeah, but you

definitely downplayed it.

Who doesn't downplay? You

downplayed your fling with Kanye.

That's not the point.

All I'm saying is that I don't think it's fair

that my past is an issue and yours is not.

What I'm saying is that I feel...

I don't feel like you're being...

I don't feel like your letting me in.

How am I not letting you in?

I'm trying to let you in right now!

I'm saying you're giving me

half-truths, not telling me everything.

- Ask me what you wanna know.

- Anything?

I'll tell you whatever

you wanna know.

I wanna know what you guys are

doing for the bachelor party tonight.

You know, it's nothing extravagant

because it's not in the budget.

It's just a night

out with the guys.

Get a steak dinner,

maybe some gambling.

And hit a couple clubs.

See? I just told you

and you don't believe me.

You?

Or "Zeke the Freak"?

Damn! Rejected.

Hey!

That was masculine.

Relax. You haven't got

anything I haven't seen already

in a much, much larger size.

You know, the air

comes in low, right...

Hey, Miss Loretta.

Welcome to the Constantine Villa.

Are you ready for the tour?

- Are you ready to be slapped?

- No, ma'am.

I don't want that.

Now listen very carefully.

I've got a list of the dos and don'ts

for Michael's bachelor party tonight.

I don't think we need a list...

My Michael is a good Christian boy.

He's always been a

good Christian boy.

Some stuff... He has.

And I want him to still

be a good Christian boy

when he gets married tomorrow.

- Are we clear?

- Yes.

Are we clear, short man?

No, we... I'm seeing through what

you said. That's how clear it is.

Thank you.

And put some clothes on. There's

nothing attractive about that.

Yes, ma'am.

Miss Loretta, you didn't have

a key, did you? You just...

She got ass.

Well, with the warm-ups

looking pretty bleak,

we had to turn to the one

member of our team that

we could always count on to score.

So, how are you?

Good. Great, actually.

Subscriptions are up 11%

since the Michelle Obama issue,

- and I just closed this amazing deal...

- Baby, baby.

- Yeah?

- How are you?

Better now.

- Wait. I totally forgot to ask.

- What?

How was it catering the TED talk?

They asked me back for next year.

- Really?

- And the best part.

Chef Cotillard told

me I had a gift.

In fact, he's making me and the guys

a special tasting menu just for us.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

Don't get it.

- No, I'm just gonna see who it is.

- No, don't get it.

Oh, my God. I have to get

it. It's Lee Fox. CEO! Lauren.

Lauren, it's Lee.

Listen, a position's opened

up at the parent company.

I think you'd be perfect for it.

Grabbing a shower.

For what?

COO of our Global Media

Group. Are you interested?

Are you kidding me? Absolutely.

Great, I got a meeting with the

board of directors this afternoon.

Things could move fast. I need you settled

in New York by the first of the month.

Wait, New York?

That is where our headquarters

are located, Lauren.

I got a good feeling

about this. Now go.

I did, too.

You look beautiful in that light.

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