Think Like a Man Too Page #4

How'd it go?

It went good. Great, actually.

- Dominic, we need to talk...

- Housekeeping!

The guys are here.

- Yeah.

- Hello.

And you know what?

You should get that.

- No, they can wait.

- No, they'll get us put out.

- They're so loud.

- That's true.

- All right, I'll take care of it.

- Okay.

Come on, Homeo and Do-me-yet!

- Open up the door, Dom.

- Yo, yo, yo, yo.

- Button up. I'm insecure enough as it is.

- It's a little early.

- Let's go.

- Give me a sec. Give me a sec.

What up, Lauren? You look good,

girl. What kind of lotion you wearing?

You been on the treadmill?

So, I gotta go.

Okay.

- Is everything all right?

- Hurry up, man.

Yeah.

Hasn't this part burned out yet?

You guys still all like

each other and stuff?

God, I just love you so much.

Damn! Come on, boy.

I love you too, babe.

- Get a room!

- We're in it!

Well, stop.

- Behave.

- I'll be good.

Okay, please.

Hey, Lauren. Your

afterglow is amazing.

Move.

He was killing that.

Sh*t.

So, even though we were a

little confused on how to score,

it was time for the

first quarter tip-off.

Your guests are here, sir.

There they go!

Welcome to my crib, gentlemen.

Damn, C, I knew you had a good year,

but how big was your bonus, man?

Dom, you only get

to be best man once.

Besides, I got a great deal. Real good

deal. I'm paying four grand a night.

- What?

- For all this?

- It's gotta be at least 10.

- No, it's not.

You sure you don't need

us to chip in for this?

Silence! Don't insult me like that.

Guys, he says he's

good. Let him treat us.

Listen, me being here with my best

friends, that makes it worth every penny.

Every damn penny.

Ced, put some clothes on, man.

You guys want some drinks?

- I'll have a drink.

- That's the only reason I'm here.

Okay. Declan, let's do that.

I'm sorry, sir.

I thought you were trying

to turn the lights on.

No.

All right, gentlemen, let's

get these glasses up in the air.

To a night that we

will never forget.

You guys realize this is the

first time in three months

we've been together

for even a drink?

Sad, what happened to us?

- Work, man.

- Nah, relationships.

- Weddings.

- Kids.

Fellas, that's why we need

to embrace this moment,

because for one blissful

night, gentlemen,

we are free from all

of our obligations.

Preach on.

From all of our responsibilities,

and we're definitely...

We're free from our

women. How about that?

- Look, mine's down.

- This is Zeke.

Zeke, let me talk to

Cedric. It's important.

You picked the right best man.

He knows it. You know it, too.

- It's Gail.

- What?

- She says it's important.

- Tell her I'm busy.

- She knows I'm with you.

- So, why you pick up the phone?

- Because it was a private number.

- Lower your voice.

- Lower your voice.

- It was a private number.

You don't answer private

numbers. Give me the phone, man.

- We expecting strippers to call.

- Just give me the phone.

- Listen, you drunk Muppet.

- Gail.

I tried to use my credit

card. It was declined.

- Declined? What are you talking about?

- You heard me.

If I was there, I'd

kick you in your throat.

I may have went over

the limit a little bit.

How much, Cedric?

Gail, listen to me. This is a

once-in-a-lifetime type thing.

- I'm gonna kill you!

- Okay, this...

Hello?

Gail?

Declined?

Here you go, sir. This should

make you feel a little better.

Thank you, Declan. I'm serious,

I needed that right now.

This is so refreshing to finally

live with someone who understands me.

Likewise, sir. I think we're like

soul brothers from different mothers.

I don't think that's it, but...

- I'll have some more.

- So what's the plan, Ced?

See those flyers right there?

I made those up for the after-party.

Now look, each guy here is

responsible for five girls a piece.

That's how I did the

math. Five, 10, 15, 20, 25.

- Guys, guys...

- I make 30, okay?

Guys! I don't need this.

Tomorrow is the

biggest day of my life.

- Here we go.

- Get to marry my queen.

I need you guys on

point and on time.

No, you're right. Did you remember

to wax your vagina for the weekend?

Think like a man!

Just for five minutes.

- I am acting like a man.

- You're not acting like a man.

You got the rest of your life to follow

this woman around a grocery store.

- Stop!

- Tomorrow's a big day.

- This is your bachelor party, Michael.

- And this is wisdom.

I'm your best man. Let me do my job.

I done printed these flyers and sh*t.

Why don't we see a

show or something?

Don't worry, there will be a show.

Wait. Criss Angel's still in

town. We could start off there.

Jersey Boy won eight Tonys.

We had decided to run

the motion offense.

Which means keep moving and

keep your problems to yourself.

The maid of honor was about to

put her game plan into effect.

Or so she thought.

Hello, sweetie.

I heard you were having a little

get-together for the bridesmaids

and thought I'd bring

a few refreshments.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You won't be needing this.

Another one.

Put the tea over to the left.

Girls are gonna love this.

- Ladies.

- Hey!

Sonia! You came already.

- My God, your outfit is so cute.

- Thank you!

But it is not complete without

- this.

- There you go.

Thank you, guys.

You know what, though?

I think there's still

something missing.

- Does feel like something's missing.

- There's definitely something missing.

Candace, meet Idris.

Give me your arm.

- Awful.

- Come here.

So you can get used to being chained

to one man for the rest of your life.

- My very own Idris.

- Let's hit the pool.

Mr. Ward?

Yes!

Hey, guys. I'm sorry, she just

called me. Let me get through y'all.

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Just let me get through.

Excuse me! Sorry! Hercules.

Hi. Welcome to Venus

pool. I'm Leikula.

I'm Cedric. How are you?

I just spoke with Declan and

we have your cabana prepared.

I'm following you.

- Perfect.

- Patience.

Oh, yeah.

Every player knows during the day,

the real action's at the pool.

It's the place to hook up and strut your

stuff and check out everyone else's.

And the best part?

Chlorine kills everything.

Is this a topless pool?

Nah, Mike. They just got T-shirts

with their breasts on them.

Why do you think the line was

so long, baby? Come on, man.

I hope this meets

your expectations.

Oh, no. Sweetie, this has exceeded

our expectations. Thank you.

- You're welcome. Enjoy.

- I appreciate it. Okay.

- What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

- All right.

I suggest you all look at some

of this scattered ass around here.

We thought we hit the jackpot.

But the danger of Vegas

is the mirage it creates.

The men were putting on a cool

front. But let me tell you something.

From underneath, trouble was

brewing like a pressure cooker.

Do you see what I am

walking around with?

I see it.

Unfortunately for the girls,

their set offense had run

into a nasty zone defense.

Sh*t!

- Un-cuff me!

- I don't have the key.

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