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Almost Christmas
David E. Talbert
2016		1 It's a beautiful Birmingham morning and the holiday season looks merry and bright. Are you ready for the holidays? Not me. Man, I got five...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
2003		[CHIRPING] [ALL GIGGLING] Christmas decorations are getting more lifelike every year, Charlie Brown. I thought your little brother, ReRun, was...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Christmas Eve
Buster Bird
1999		There. That's better. All clean. He sees you when you're sleepin' He knows when you're awake What are you doing here? - And what are you talk...Rate it:

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White Christmas
Norman Krasna
1954		1 Stop the Jeep, Sergeant. What's this all about, Captain? A little entertainment for the men, sir. Tonight's Christmas Eve. These men are mov...Rate it:

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12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue
Emma Kragen
2012		Jingle bells, jingle bells EMMA: I fell in love with dogs when I was 11 years old. It was in a town where there were no dogs allowed. There w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
A Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens
1938		Have a try at it. Coo, governor, that was a slide. - It was good, wasn't it? - I should say. You beat the record, that's what you did. Did I, ...Rate it:

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Barbie in a Christmas Carol
Elise Allen
2022		BARBIE: Kelly!? Kelly! Kelly! Kelly, where are you? We're late. (SIGHS) How do little sisters know the exact worst time to disappear? Hm...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Christmas in the City
Barbara Kymlicka
2013		- We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year glad tidings we bring to y...Rate it:

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Christmas Inheritance
Dinah Eng
2017		(jazzy music) We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a happy New Year Glad tidings w...Rate it:

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Crown for Christmas
Neal H. Dobrofsky
2015		1 me f Christmas This year I want something different and new Don't want it wrapped up shiny No presents or expensive shoes 'Cause this Chr...Rate it:

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El Camino Christmas
Theodore Melfi
2017		1 Don't shoot! Vicente! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, damn it! Mamacita Dnde est Santa Claus? Dnde est Santa Claus? And the toys that he ...Rate it:

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llama drama of Christmas
Ella Jones
2023		Part one Grandma llama: “Merry christmas!” (Grandma llama says as she closes the door behind her.) Llama “grandma!” (racing to hug her but stopped ...Rate it:

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Mickey's Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens
1983		Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to one and all. Give a penny for the poor, governor. Penny for the poor. My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven...Rate it:

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Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse
Thomas Hart
2001		Well, everybody,|that's our show. Ha! Thanks for spending|Christmas Eve... at the "House of Mouse." Here's wishing everybody|a merry Christmas.....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
John Hughes
1989		"It's that time Christmas time is here "Everybody knows There's not a better time of year "Hear that sleigh." "Gonna make this holiday As per...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Christmas Candle
Candace Lee
2013		[match ignition] [NARRATOR] There's a story that has been passed down for centuries, from father to son. Legend has it a certain man came to...Rate it:

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xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Rich Wilkes
2017		You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools. Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground. Adol...Rate it:

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Blackadder's Christmas Carol
Richard Curtis
1988		Blackadder, Blackadder... In the reign of good Queen Vic, there stood, in Dumpling Lane in Old London Town, the moustache shop of one Ebenezer...Rate it:

(4.80 / 56 votes)
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation
Tom Kane
2015		1 HUMPHREY: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions. (PU...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)
Christmas With The Kranks
Chris Columbus
2004		We should get moving. Got a big day. Okay. Sunday after Thanksgiving, the busiest travel day of the year. Can you remind me again, Blair, why ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Christmas Vacation
John Hughes
1989		That was beautiful-- Take it, Russ. Dad, can you explain again what we're doing? Sure, Russ. We're kicking off our fun, old-fashione...Rate it:

(4.43 / 7 votes)
A Christmas Story
Jean Shepherd
1983		1 Ah, there it is. My house. And good old Cleveland Street. How could I ever forget it? And there I am, with that dumb round face and... that s...Rate it:

(4.40 / 5 votes)
A Christmas Horror Story
James Kee
2015		It's Christmas Eve, all who believe Santa is here, but once a year All girls and boys, dream of new toys Soundly they sleep, wishes to keep Jin...Rate it:

(4.00 / 6 votes)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Dr. Seuss
1966		NARRATOR: Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch... ...who lived just north of Who-ville, did not. The Grinch hated...Rate it:

(4.00 / 5 votes)

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