Thor: Ragnarok Page #20

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BANNER (CONT'D)

If I turn into the Hulk, I am never

gonna come back again. And you

don't care.

THOR:

No, no. I'm putting together the

team. The Hulk is the fire.

BANNER:

Wait, you're just using me to get

to the Hulk.

THOR:

What? No!

BANNER:

It's gross. You don't care about

me. You're not my friend.

THOR:

No! I don't even like the Hulk.

He's all like... "smash, smash,

smash." I prefer you.

BANNER:

Thanks.

THOR:

But if I'm being honest, when it

comes to fighting evil beings, he

is very powerful and useful.

BANNER:

Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful,

too.

THOR:

Is he though?

BANNER:

How many PhDs does Hulk have?

Zero. How many PhDs does Banner

have? Seven.

THOR:

Fine, you don't have to fight

anyone. But we're in danger here,

so we have to move.

Thor grabs a towel from the ground next to him. He puts the

towel over his head.

BANNER:

What are you doing with that?

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THOR:

I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.

BANNER:

I need a disguise.

THOR:

You are the disguise.

Banner finds a pair of Stark's sunglasses in his jacket.

BANNER:

I'll be Tony Stark.

THOR:

What?

BANNER:

Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.

THOR:

No, no you're not Tony. You're

Bruce Banner.

BANNER:

Then why did you dress me up like

Tony?

THOR:

Because you were naked.

BANNER:

Okay, I'll give you that.

They stand up. Banner adjusts his crotch.

THOR:

What are you doing? Stop doing

that!

BANNER:

Tony wears his pants super tight!

THOR:

Why are you being so weird?

BANNER:

I don't know. Maybe the fact that I

was trapped for two years inside of

a monster made me a little weird.

Banner flashes green. Thor calms him down.

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THOR:

Hey. It's okay. You're good.

Calm down. Come on. Listen, we're

gonna go to Asgard and you're not

gonna have to think about the Hulk

ever again. All right?

BANNER:

All right.

WHAP! Banner gets nailed in the face with green paint.

Caught off guard, Thor and Banner are swept off into-

69A EXT. PARADE OF VICTORS - CONTINUOUS 69A

It's a massive street festival where revelers dance and cheer

while throwing powdered paint at each other... in celebration

of Hulk! Green EVERYWHERE!

Inside the parade it is total chaos. Thor searches for Banner

as he's PELTED with green powder. Pandemonium. In the crowd

Thor sees a pack of SCRAPPERS on the hunt for the reward.

Thor spots Banner. He surges forward, GRABS Banner, and

pulls him into another alley, but sees-

-Valkyrie is approaching from down the alley!

THOR:

This is bad. Banner! Banner!

Thor pulls Banner back into the crowd. Thor briefly turns to

see that he is no longer holding Banner's - it's the arm of a

SMALL ALIEN who squeals in fright.

Thor sees Banner across the crowd.

Thor MUSCLES his way through the madness, knocking rowdy fans

aside. He reaches Banner and holds him protectively,

awkwardly trying to rub his shoulders.

One of the aliens Thor knocked aside turns out to be a

MASSIVE SCRAPPER. He rears up, turning on Thor and Banner.

WHAM! From out of nowhere, Valkyrie CLOCKS this Scrapper

with a brass knuckle right cross. The Scrapper DROPS.

Thor looks at Val while clutching Banner like a child.

THOR (CONT'D)

Hi.

BLUE DRAFT 05/20/16 85.

VALKYRIE:

Hi.

THOR:

I was gonna do that.

VALKYRIE:

Yeah, well, I did it first.

THOR:

That's good. What are you doing

here?

VALKYRIE:

What are you doing here? I thought

you were leaving.

THOR:

I got sidetracked.

VALKYRIE:

What's with the...

THOR:

It's my disguise.

VALKYRIE:

But I can see your face.

THOR:

(covers his face)

Not when I do this, you can't.

(then:
)

Your hair looks nice. I like what

you did with it. Change it? Washed

it maybe?

Valkyrie just rolls her eyes, takes Thor by the arm.

BANNER:

(to Thor:
)

What are those things on her eyes?

Are those the people that she's

killed? She's so beautiful and

strong...

69B EXT. SAKAARIAN STREET - MOMENTS LATER 69B

Valkyrie escorts Thor and Banner through the street.

VALKYRIE:

Who is this guy?

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THOR:

He's a friend.

BANNER:

Who? Me? I'm Bruce.

As Val leads them into Sakaarian apartment building.

VALKYRIE:

I feel like I know you.

BANNER:

I feel like I know you too.

A72 OMITTED A72

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A73 INT. SAKAARIAN BUILDING - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS A73

Continue down the hallway.

VALKYRIE:

Look, I've spent years in a haze

trying to forget my past. Sakaaar

seemed like the best place to drink

and forget and to die one day.

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