Thor: Ragnarok Page #21

---

THOR:

I was thinking that you drink too

much, and that probably was going

to kill you.

VALKYRIE:

I don't plan to stop drinking, but

I don't want to forget. I can't

turn away anymore. So, if I'm

donna to die, well... it may as

well be driving my sword through

the heart of that murderous hag.

THOR:

Good.

They arrive at a door. Before they enter:

VALKYRIE:

Yeah. So I'm saying that I wanna

be on the team. Has it got a name?

THOR:

Yeah, it's called the Revengers.

BLUE DRAFT 05/20/16 87.

VALKYRIE:

Revengers?

THOR:

Because I'm getting revenge.

You're getting revenge.

(to Banner:
)

Do you want revenge?

BANNER:

I'm undecided.

THOR:

Okay.

VALKYRIE:

Also, I've got a peace offering.

73 INT. VALKYRIE'S APARTMENT - DAY 73

Valkyrie opens the front door, revealing-

-Loki! He is as restrained as anyone could be, sitting in

the middle of the apartment with a dozen chains around him.

LOKIE:

Surprise.

Thor TOSSES a bottle. It BOUNCES off of Loki's head.

LOKI:

OW!

THOR:

Just had to be sure.

LOKI:

Hello, Bruce.

BANNER:

So, last time I saw you, you were

trying to kill everybody. Where

are you at these days?

LOKI:

It varies from moment to moment.

Val's apartment is a shithole. Bottles everywhere, blood-

spattered clothes in the corner, a knife in the wall, etc.

Banner gives Thor a look like "she might be crazy." Thor

responds with a "No, she's cool" gesture.

BLUE DRAFT 05/20/16 88.

Val lays something on the bed. Unwraps it to reveal AN OLD

ASGARDIAN SWORD. Thor's eyes go wide as she sharpens it.

THOR:

Is that... a Dragonfang?

VALKYRIE:

It is.

THOR:

My God. This is the famed sword of

the Valkyrie.

VALKYRIE:

Sakaar and Asgard are about as far

apart as any two known systems.

Our best bet is a wormhole just

outside the city limits.

A nice clean wormhole outside the city.

VALKYRIE (CONT'D)

Refuel on Xandar and be back in

Asgard in around 18 months.

THOR:

Nope. We're going through that one.

Thor points at the nightmare tornado wormhole over the ocean.

VALKYRIE:

The Devil's Anus?

BANNER:

Wait, whose anus are we going

through?

THOR:

For the record, I didn't know it

was called that when I picked it.

BANNER:

That looks like a collapsing

neutron star inside of an Einstein-

Rosen Bridge.

VALKYRIE:

We need another ship. That would

tear mine to pieces.

THOR:

She's right. We need one that can

withstand the geodetic strain from

the singularity.

BLUE DRAFT 05/20/16 89.

Banner gives Thor a quizzical look.

BANNER:

And has an offline power steering

system that could also function

without the on-board computer.

VALKYRIE:

And we need one with cup holders,

because we're gonna die. So,

drinks!

BANNER:

Do I know you? I feel like I know

you.

VALKYRIE:

I feel like I know you, too. It's

weird.

THOR:

(to Banner:
)

What do you say, doctor? Uncharted

metagalactic travel through a

volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about

an adventure.

Thor and Banner high five as Val stares at them blankly.

BANNER THOR (CONT'D)

We need a ship. Need a ship.

VALKYRIE:

There are one or two ships,

absolute top-of-the-line models--

LOKI:

I don't mean to impose, but the

Grandmaster has a great many ships.

I may eve have stolen the access

codes to his security system.

All eyes turn to Loki. Valkyrie throws her bottle at him. It

smashes above his head.

VALKYRIE:

And suddenly you're overcome with

an urge to do the right thing.

LOKI:

Heavens, no. I've run out of favor

with the Grandmaster.

(MORE)

BLUE DRAFT 05/20/16 90.

LOKI (CONT'D)

And in exchange for codes and

access to a ship I'm asking for

safe passage...through the anus.

THOR:

You're telling us you can get us

access into the garage without

setting off any alarms?

LOKI:

Yes, brother. I can.

BANNER:

Okay, can I just... A quick FYI, I

was just talking to him just a

couple minutes ago and he was

totally ready to kill any of us.

VALKYRIE:

He did try to kill me.

THOR:

Yes, me too. On many, many

occasions. There was one time when

we were children, he transformed

himself into a snake, and he knows

that I love snakes. So, I went to

pick up the snake to admire it and

he transformed back into himself

and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!"

And he stabbed me. We were eight

at the time.

Loki suppresses a smile.

VALKYRIE:

If we're boosting a ship, we're

gonna need to draw some guards away

from the palace.

LOKI:

Why not set the beast loose?

THOR:

Shut up.

Rate this script:4.3 / 10 votes