Thunderstruck Page #2

Jain us again at our next game...

...when another lucky Thunder fan

will get chance to win the big prize.

Okay. All right. Nice try, Brian! Nice try!

Hey, kid, hold up, hold up.

Oh, my Gad, you're Kevin Durant.

Hey, take this, man.

You're gonna make that next shat.

- I wish I had your talent.

- I wish I could give it to you.

Hard work beats talent

when talent fails to work hard.

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks, man. I'm a huge fan.

- This is an honor.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

- Gotta get going. We gut a game.

- Yeah. Goad luck.

Let's get you back to your seat.

Just right up here.

See you, Kev.

Ugly loss for the Thunder

last night. They lose 109 to 84.

Kevin Durant absolutely on fire

in the first half...

...totally stinks it up in the second,

going 0 for 13, he-

Right below the lungs is the liver.

So just reach in there

and remove the liver.

Ga ahead, get in there. Don't be shy.

Take it cut, examine it.

Sc you saw the halftime shat?

- Um, I think a lat of people saw it.

- Really?

Connor kind of sort of posted it online

this morning.

- San of a-- Seriously?

- Two thousand hits already this morning.

Haw can one person be

such a complete and total jack hale?

I know. It's amazing. Even--

That's add.

Now, I want you to find the stomach.

Rejected. As usual.

Mam and Dad said

you're taking me to the carnival.

- Na, I'm nut. I'm going with Mitch.

- Yes, you are.

- Na, I'm nut.

- Yes, you are.

- Nope

'Mom!

Yeah, I know. Shut up.

Please, this is more humiliating for me.

Reagan? Reagan! Wait up!

Oh, wait.

- Later, lasers.

- Thank Gad.

- I thought she was never gonna leave.

- Your sister's so awesome.

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, haw she always makes you play

in her little tea parties?

Oh, that's so coal, man. Like, I lave it.

Wait. One more time.

All right? Let's do it.

He wants to win something

for the beautiful lady.

- I am gonna win one for her.

- Which one do you want, little lady?

Uh, that one.

Ooh, the panda.

A lat of pressure.

Think you can do it, my man?

- Really, it's okay. It's fine.

- Na, I can do this.

You know I can do this, right?

Came an. I'll do it.

These rims aren't regulation

and you know it.

Man, this is so beautiful.

Oh, the Lard works in mysterious ways.

Seriously, I don't want you

to waste money.

- It's fine.

- Na, my family has plenty of money.

This is fine, it doesn't even matter.

Came an.

Think you could do better, Hang Time?

Why don't you give it a try?

Just make sure there's no mascots around.

Man, he's not even worth it.

You're right.

That was luck.

Why don't you do it again?

Oh, my Gad. Oh, my Gad. Oh, my Gad.

Haw about another?

Let's go.

Move.

Give it up.

Thank you. I can't believe it.

You're welcome. And me neither.

- My name's Brian.

- Oh, Isabel. Sanchez.

Can I help you?

Sure. Yeah.

- All right.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Are you messing with me?

- What do you mean?

Just give me the ball.

What are you talking about?

- Seriously?

- Just give me the rack, man.

Hup

Lack, are you--?

You want out of your contract, huh?

Is it the team? You mad at the coach?

You want me to talk to the owner?

I can't help you if you don't tell me

what the problem is.

It's none of that, man. Give me the rack,

get out of the way so I can shunt.

Wait. Is it me?

It's me, isn't it?

- Sending me a message?

- I'm not sending you a message.

- I'm in a slump. That's all it is.

- A slump?

You seen a slump before?

That's where I'm at right now.

- Okay. Slump.

- Yeah.

All right, a slump. A slump.

- I'm sure Kobe has went O for 17 too

- I was one for 17.

Correction, one for 11. One.

Although the one counts as a miss

because it bounced off Perkins' forehead.

"Bounced off Perkins'--"

Stop being funny.

Na, I'm not being funny.

Nothing funny about this.

I'm gonna get this, though, watch.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

You're back. You're back.

Baum.

Almost. Work in progress.

Work in progress.

Holy crap.

I can dunk.

I can dunk'?

Oh, I can dunk.

I can dunk! I can dunk!

Oh, guys! Guys, I can dunk!

Dad, I can dunk!

- Let's run it. Came an, Connor. In.

- Watch the pick.

Nader. Nader, hey.

Dc you want to guard him?

The answer is yes,

you want to guard him.

Because you're a basketball player.

All right. If Conner here

goes around off the pick...

...I need you to switch, pap cut,

and deny the ball at all casts.

But if he gets the pick,

then I need you to get up in his grill...

...farce him dawn to the baseline,

and trap him in the corner.

Gut it?

- Oh, I gut it, coach.

- All right.

Now, let's run it again.

And this time, don't suck.

- Yeah, don't suck.

- Play to your potential.

- Keep it crisp.

- Pick him up.

Yeah, I'm an him.

- A little harder with that pass.

Ball! Ball! Ball!

You're late.

- What are you doing in uniform?

- I wanna try out for the team again.

No, no, no. Tryouts are over, Billy.

- Name's Brian.

That sums up

why he didn't make the team.

If we lose our towel boy,

who's gonna pick up my jockstrap'?

- Knock it off, Connor.

- You wear a jockstrap'?

But I've gotten a lat better.

- Well, good for you, Billy. Really.

- Brian.

- Brian.

I really lack forward

to seeing your improvements next year.

- Get your clipboard, Billy.

- The name's Brian.

Right.

Lack, this isn't the carnival.

People actually guard you out here.

- Think you can guard me?

- Came an, really.

All right, big shat. All right, big shat.

Ga ahead.

He's gut a handle.

- Think you can play with us?

- Yeah.

- Na, he didn't.

- Yes, he did.

Hold an a second.

Damn.

Let's do it.

Na roam, huh?

Different when you're up against

a Henry Ford Community College...

...honorable mention

all-conference guard, huh'?

Billy.

Came an. Came an.

I dig that. Okay.

The name's Brian.

Brian.

Came here.

You hate being videotaped, remember?

- Things have changed.

- Haw?

Back, back, back.

I don't know. They just have, all right?

I guess it's all that practice.

That's good, that's good.

Somehow things just clicked.

What--? Clicked, huh?

Dc your parents know?

Na, they're taking Ashley for a bike ride.

Brian, lack, I lave you

like the brother I never wanted...

so let me go on record as saying

this is a really, really...

...really bad idea.

- You saw me at the carnival, right?

- Yes, that was at the carnival.

- This is a car.

- You gonna record me or not?

Thank you.

Why don't we do this at my house?

We live closer to the hospital.

Mitch, Mitch, came an.

Brian, you already have enough

YouTube infamy.

You don't have to jump over-

Och!

Hang time!

Oh, wait. Let me turn an my camera.

If this falls through,

I'm gonna be mad, Alan.

I know and that's why it's not gonna

fall through. Let's get money.

- That's what we do here. We get--

- Hey, what up, Candace?

I'm gonna meet you in the lobby,

when y'all finished.

- No, no, no, Candace was just leaving

- Oh, no, I'm not.

I'm gonna tell him

what I've been telling you.

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